The BZ dictionary of hilarious definitions

psychic: A person who claim that he can read other people minds and know what they going to do and under what occasions without using any scientifically accepted prognosis methods and without interpreting any verbal or sensory clues. Science does not accept such abilities and consider psychics crooks. 

 

Known phychic on bellazon is @Stormbringer who claims he knows when and where I'm going to machinegun him.  After I post this he'll claim that he knew that I'd use this thread and this post as an excuse to machinegun him ............. maybe he's right, science is wrong and he's really a psychic  

 

@Stormbringer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll refute and take revenge for this later  

 

Edit: Or tomorrow  

love birds:  two persons who cannot get their hands and/or tongues off of each other in the presence of others.

Also people using machineguns to kill one another.

 

Most ordinary people can't tell the fucking difference between a real machine gun and a semiautomatic but the 2 love birds SuperG.girl & Stormbringer know what they are talking about & show very close mutual love and concern... With bullets. A lot of them.

 

 

1 hour ago, frenchkiki said:

love birds:  two persons who cannot get their hands and/or tongues off of each other in the presence of others.

Also people using machineguns to kill one another.

 

Most ordinary people can't tell the fucking difference between a real machine gun and a semiautomatic but the 2 love birds SuperG.girl & Stormbringer know what they are talking about & show very close mutual love and concern... With bullets. A lot of them.

 

 

 

Before the definition... @SuperG.Girl, help me with the machine gunning above  

 

Stubbornness: Characteristic of someone who shows an irrational determination to not change their position towards something even when being proven wrong by all kind of possible arguments and science. More so, when learning their position is actually wrong they'll became more stubborn about it and start machine gunning those oppose.

Some may even use the pejorative term "psychic" to refer to those who are victim of said stubbornness.

 

A well known Stubborn in BZ is @SuperG.Girl, who shows all the characteristics described above. 

 

 

Just now, Stormbringer said:

Before the definition... @SuperG.Girl, help me with the machine gunning above  

 

sure 

 

18 hours ago, frenchkiki said:

love birds:  two persons who cannot get their hands and/or tongues off of each other in the presence of others.

Also people using machineguns to kill one another.

 

Most ordinary people can't tell the fucking difference between a real machine gun and a semiautomatic but the 2 love birds SuperG.girl & Stormbringer know what they are talking about & show very close mutual love and concern... With bullets. A lot of them.

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Stormbringer said:

A well known Stubborn in BZ is @SuperG.Girl, who shows all the characteristics described above. 

 

Love Triangle

When two people both love a third person. The object of their love may be conflicted as to whom he/she wants, and generally nobody emerges from these very happy. 

 

 

2 Well known people in that BZ love triangle are SuperG.Girl & Stormbringer  and they tend to resolve their love triangle problem by killing off the hottest & smartest person in the triangle: FrenchKiki.

Really fucking suck.

Sit on My Face: The noble act of a guy letting a girl use his face as their personal throne. Only women of great character, fortitude, and skill will be able to keep their men alive while receiving pleasure. Often thought as a sissy practice by barbarians in antiquity, but they were consumed with playing swords with guys while adherents of this sacred ritual played with girls. Only a few adherents of this ancient faith still live today....... it is their preferred method of death.

 

Known practitioner of this faith @Stromboli1 is still looking for a woman to perform this sacred ritual.

Beatles: disgusting insects that eat shit  ........... also called beetles. Famous musician John Lennon named his group "Beatles" because his music reminded him of this very insect. 

 

@Stormbringer .......... take this for not liking Cameron Russell  

 

 

1 minute ago, SuperG.Girl said:

@Stormbringer .......... take this for not liking Cameron Russell  

 

I've never even mentioned liking her or not!!!!

 

 

1 minute ago, SuperG.Girl said:

Beatles: disgusting insects that eat shit  ........... also called beetles. Famous musician John Lennon named his group "Beatles" because his music reminded him of this very insect. 

 

HOW DARE YOU!!!

This is crossing the line  

 

I'll have a revenge for this

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