Why are you single?

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Keeper of the Crayons
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#381
No it were the jews <_<

Tori praver is pretty hot

Well you're not religious right? So that's no reason to hate them.

she is

Didn't the Romans kill Jesus?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

what?

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The Joker
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#382
what?

Err...nothing :shock:

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#383

meh :morning:

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Luvlektrik :)
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#384
Well you're not religious right? So that's no reason to hate them.

she is

No i'm not religious,and if God does exist,he can kiss my balls But that's not the reason that i hate them

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I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same
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#385
Didn't the Romans kill Jesus?

No it were the jews <_<

...maybe according to Mel Gibson.

The Romans killed him. The controversy in Gibson's Passion was that he portrayed the Sanhedrin to be responsible for him falling into the hands of the Romans (accusing him of being a disturber of the public peace) and then subsequently pressuring the people into shouting for the release of Barabbas instead of Jesus. (This was after Pilate wanted to give Jesus a pardon, feeling that the man had done no wrong).

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#386

and Darth Vader killed Obi-Wan

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Luvlektrik :)
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#387

And Darth Vader killed the emperor

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#388
and Darth Vader killed Obi-Wan

hahahahaha!

...and this is why we're single

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Luvlektrik :)
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#389

It's still better than being a lord of the rings geek there's only one trilogy and that's the star wars trilogie

One ring to rule them all.... ridiculous

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#390

Good man!

Bonus points for the Miranda Kerr avi and sig

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#391

Was Jesus single? If not, what the hell is he doing in this thread?

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#392
Was Jesus single? If not, what the hell is he doing in this thread?

He was single. But plz stop talking about Jesus. BLASPHEMY !!!! :persuazn:

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#393

I don't believe in god, so I don't do Blasphemy!

Did anyone watch the South Park episode that makes fun off Mel Gibson and his "Passion Of Christ"? Muahaha xD

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Luvlektrik :)
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#394

Yes,we mussen die juden aus rotten Cartman and his hate against the jews rules

And according to the da vinci code,Jesus wasn't single but was married to Maria Magdalena

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#395

Yeah, that was almost proper German! According to the Da Vinci Code.. that movie sucked major ass! I don't know why, but with all the tension building up, I wanted to be shocked and stunned + surprised at the end of the film...

well, whatever!

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Strutter
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#396

It was Mary Magdalene, actually. Maria was the name of the maid. She was Puerto Rican.

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Ack
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#397
Yes,we mussen die juden aus rotten Cartman and his hate against the jews rules

And according to the da vinci code,Jesus wasn't single but was married to Maria Magdalena

I have to say that I don't really understand your hatred towards jews. Or am I not seeing the humour?

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#398
Yes,we mussen die juden aus rotten Cartman and his hate against the jews rules

And according to the da vinci code,Jesus wasn't single but was married to Maria Magdalena

According to ME, Da Vinci is such a blasphemer and a big time nutcracker, he didnt live the same age Jesus did and if i ever see the Monalisa painting i'll draw a mustache into her big retarded face and erease off her clothes.

Ok no more Jesus talk

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#399

lalalalalalalalal

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Luvlektrik :)
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#400

But i really don't believe that anything that is in the bible is true,just like i think all the other religions are just something made up by some crazy persons,and now back on topic

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