Why are you single?

I hear mail order brides are ugly and marry you to get citizenship then run away with your money before you can lick their stamps

I guess it depends how you get a bride last year some guys at my dorm raised money to get a mail order bride And after they raised the money,the guy was send on a romance trip or something,where he would meet all kinds of girls and now he is married for six months and it is one hot Russian girl

Me Too! I'm addicted to "Chuck Norris"- and "Your Mum"-Jokes!

The occasional your mum joke is great but some people abuse it

Abuse it? How? There's only one way to use the "Your Mum"-Joke. To insult someone else the mama way!

I hear mail order brides are ugly and marry you to get citizenship then run away with your money before you can lick their stamps

I guess it depends how you get a bride last year some guys at my dorm raised money to get a mail order bride And after they raised the money,the guy was send on a romance trip or something,where he would meet all kinds of girls and now he is married for six months and it is one hot Russian girl

who the hell comes up with those kind of ideas? how come he is only married for 6 months? hot Russian girls eh?

Abuse it? How? There's only one way to use the "Your Mum"-Joke. To insult someone else the mama way!

people get lazy after a while and the funniness wears off and you get used to it. Instead of replies that require a bit of brainpower people just throw it into any reply and it just doesn't end up being funny People like that should be killeded :|

who the hell comes up with those kind of ideas? how come he is only married for 6 months? hot Russian girls eh?

Drunk Belgian college boys but that's how most of those sites work i've been told back then,you make a profile on a site and you pay an amount of money to go on a trip,you also say wich type of girl you want and then you go on a trip to a country in Eastern Europe or to a country in South-America i think and then you meet some girls you match your requests and then you visit them a couple of times and eventually they'll marry you that's why it's only 6 months Yeah hot USSR girls I also wonder why i allways remember these kind of things instead of important things like the things i have to know for my exams

because these stories are much more important than an education. Afterall, what will you tell your grand children about? Certainly not anything educational you must implant ideas into their tiny heads and manipulate them to do your dirty work :evil:

because these stories are much more important than an education. Afterall, what will you tell your grand children about? Certainly not anything educational you must implant ideas into their tiny heads and manipulate them to do your dirty work :evil:

Maybe And anyone who wants to pledge with our students union has to sign that when he is 25 and single,that he will get a mail order bride I still haven't signed it but maybe it's a good plan B

Abuse it? How? There's only one way to use the "Your Mum"-Joke. To insult someone else the mama way!

people get lazy after a while and the funniness wears off and you get used to it. Instead of replies that require a bit of brainpower people just throw it into any reply and it just doesn't end up being funny People like that should be killeded :|

The Funniness wears off? Really? I have to save the jokes for special moments!

Maybe And anyone who wants to pledge with our students union has to sign that when he is 25 and single,that he will get a mail order bride I still haven't signed it but maybe it's a good plan B

you already have a mail order bride...rose

The Funniness wears off? Really? I have to save the jokes for special moments!

you already have a mail order bride...rose

No,she's a nice smart girl,i'm sure that she will have a good husband without putting herself on a site

And all that talking about this subject makes me want to visit that guy,i want to know if his wife can speak Dutch and stuff

really? or are you after his hot russian wife?

really? or are you after his hot russian wife?

No she's hot,but she's blonde and i haven't really been into blondes and besides i don't think she really likes me because we allways play a second world war game with paint ball guns and this year our students union were the Germans and let's just say when she saw me i was wearing a Hitler costume with a moustache and everything and was giving a speech in German and i was yelling sich heil it was just for fun and we were all pretty drunk but i don't think she liked it btw i hate Hitler but when we play a game we allways give it our best And i allready have a gf

blahahahahaha! that's comedy gold! though I can understand why she wouldn't have liked it *gulp* and there's nothing wrong with blondes nor with threesomes

We play it because we don't like jews(that's why we also like south park so much ) it's not that we don't like Russians,we only hate Americans and Jews Offcourse there's nothing wrong with blondes,i just allways fall i love with brunettes that's all And a treesome is fine for me as long if it are two girls and one guy

hahahaha why do you hate Jews and Americans. On the whole I'm not too fond of Americans... don't know many Jews though Brunettes are awesome but I've been having a blonde fetish lately and they're the only threesomes I'd ever participate in...if I ever get to participate in one

hahahaha why do you hate Jews and Americans. On the whole I'm not too fond of Americans... don't know many Jews though Brunettes are awesome but I've been having a blonde fetish lately and they're the only threesomes I'd ever participate in...if I ever get to participate in one

Well in only hate the American goverment and all the really conservative Americans for the rest i don't hate them,but i hate all the jews They allways have to do things opposite,they have something against everything,they should give the Palestinians their land back,they killed Jesus(if he ever existed ),... that's why Eric Cartman is my idol,i love the episode where he wants to exterminate the jews

that's cool,wich blonde women do you fancy? Jup that's what i want too,i don't want to cross swords with another guy <_<

Man, this thread is a riot. Good work, everyone!

crying won't get you my picture...unless you cry magical tears that form a reflective puddle and can tell you how people look like. Do you have magical tears?

hahahaha why do you hate Jews and Americans. On the whole I'm not too fond of Americans... don't know many Jews though Brunettes are awesome but I've been having a blonde fetish lately and they're the only threesomes I'd ever participate in...if I ever get to participate in one

Well in only hate the American goverment and all the really conservative Americans for the rest i don't hate them,but i hate all the jews They allways have to do things opposite,they have something against everything,they should give the Palestinians their land back,they killed Jesus(if he ever existed ),... that's why Eric Cartman is my idol,i love the episode where he wants to exterminate the jews

that's cool,wich blonde women do you fancy? Jup that's what i want too,i don't want to cross swords with another guy <_<

Didn't the Romans kill Jebus? and live and let live I say

blondes? Tori Praver and KK come to mind and I've noticed that I notice a lot more blondes now that before Cross swords

I take that as a no