Why are you single?

how come you get all the freaks?

Don't ask me. I really don't know.

I didn't know that their were that much crazy Dutch girls

Actually she is Japanese and doing her internship in Holland. She was cute, crazy and a brown belt in Karate

Oh. That sounds dangerous. I like that You don't want her? ^^

Too bad you cannot fall in love on command :|

too bad you cannot command people to love you back

Oh yes, that's even worse But isn't that what makes love so fun? *philosophic*

too bad you cannot command people to love you back

It really is......

Actually she is Japanese and doing her internship in Holland. She was cute, crazy and a brown belt in Karate

Oh. That sounds dangerous. I like that You don't want her? ^^

I might

I tried to fall in <3 yesterday. Didn't work because she was just a stupid brat.

Tell me about it

Nah, I picked out a girl I wanted to flirt with. But after 2 minutes of talking I realized she was an empty box.

I normally talk to the indoor pot plant in the corner of the room when I'm drunk...

Its EDDY

I'd love to be the plant <3

how come you get all the freaks?

Don't ask me. I really don't know.

I didn't know that their were that much crazy Dutch girls

Actually she is Japanese and doing her internship in Holland. She was cute, crazy and a brown belt in Karate

So did she go all :jimmy: on you? So are you going to meet her again?

and now that you know, what will you do?

Not much i guess But last time i went to a coffeeshop before my exams (i smoke pot 3 times a year 2 times before my exams and when i go to pukkelpop )I met this really cute girl that worked there

Did you offer her a toke as well? :atoobie:

Why do you smoke before your exams? and what's pukkelpop? :lost:

She works there so she can smoke pot all day But yeah she smoked with me and we talked a bit

It kind off gives me good luck for my exams Pukkelpop is a huge Belgian festival like rock werchter but more alternative,there are more stages and more different kinds of music but also with huge bands,dj's

So did she go all :jimmy: on you? So are you going to meet her again?

She actually asked me if I was into Martial Arts. The moment I told her I was into MMA, she stood up and wanted spar....in the middle of the freaking university restaurant

too bad you cannot command people to love you back

It really is......

Actually she is Japanese and doing her internship in Holland. She was cute, crazy and a brown belt in Karate

Oh. That sounds dangerous. I like that You don't want her? ^^

I might

:trout: Don't make me hopes

i have no idea

Too bad you cannot fall in love on command :|

too bad you cannot command people to love you back

Oh yes, that's even worse But isn't that what makes love so fun? *philosophic*

that's what makes it like crap to me

I'm single not because all the good guys are taken, but because I haven't found the right guy, yet.

Honestly I have no idea why I'm single. I asked my close friends and they'd tell me that I'm perfectly 'normal' :| heheahah normal....anywho now that I think about it...I'm a cool person,someone like me deserves a nice guy

now you're rich?

Mentally rich. Even though I can't seem to get a job

now you're rich?

Mentally rich. Even though I can't seem to get a job

work with me :persuazn:

I'm single not because all the good guys are taken, but because I haven't found the right guy, yet.

In the meantime you can have wild hot meaningless no-strings-attached sex

Honestly I have no idea why I'm single. I asked my close friends and they'd tell me that I'm perfectly 'normal' :| heheahah normal....anywho now that I think about it...I'm a cool person,someone like me deserves a nice guy

you sound like you need an iboy, panida

now you're rich?

Mentally rich. Even though I can't seem to get a job

work with me :persuazn:

You know I can't

I'm single not because all the good guys are taken, but because I haven't found the right guy, yet.

In the meantime you can have wild hot meaningless no-strings-attached sex

Honestly I have no idea why I'm single. I asked my close friends and they'd tell me that I'm perfectly 'normal' :| heheahah normal....anywho now that I think about it...I'm a cool person,someone like me deserves a nice guy

you sound like you need an iboy, panida

Thats hilarious you're so funny.

why does that ooze with sarcasm? <_<