Why are you single?

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#461
I'm single not because all the good guys are taken, but because I haven't found the right guy, yet.

In the meantime you can have wild hot meaningless no-strings-attached sex

Honestly I have no idea why I'm single. I asked my close friends and they'd tell me that I'm perfectly 'normal' :| heheahah normal....anywho now that I think about it...I'm a cool person,someone like me deserves a nice guy

you sound like you need an iboy, panida

haha yes!!

now you're rich?

Mentally rich. Even though I can't seem to get a job

work with me :persuazn:

You know I can't

Argh, I know but it could happen

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#462
why does that ooze with sarcasm? <_<

:| I meant what I said. I really did...no sarcasm there at all.

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#463
Too bad you cannot fall in love on command :|

too bad you cannot command people to love you back

Oh yes, that's even worse But isn't that what makes love so fun? *philosophic*

that's what makes it like crap to me

Nah, I think it makes life intersting

Honestly I have no idea why I'm single. I asked my close friends and they'd tell me that I'm perfectly 'normal' :| heheahah normal....anywho now that I think about it...I'm a cool person,someone like me deserves a nice guy

Yeah you do. Want some ed? He isn't interested in me, I think

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#464

Me want ed? ahahhahahaha bwahahahahahaa

Only kidding he's a cool guy .

Well,he may be gay your never know ... Yes ed I am aware that you may be reading this :|

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#465

Why do you care?

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#466
Me want ed? ahahhahahaha bwahahahahahaa

Only kidding he's a cool guy .

Well,he may be gay your never know ... Yes ed I am aware that you may be reading this :|

You mean lesbo ?!

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#467
In the meantime you can have wild hot meaningless no-strings-attached sex

Gets old after a while

Damnnnn I can't believe I just said that...I'm getting old

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Gabriella
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#468

i'm single because no one deserve my love ... mwhahahhauea

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#469
i'm single because no one deserve my love ... mwhahahhauea

Thats true

Try and maybe Eddy will

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#470
why does that ooze with sarcasm? <_<

:| I meant what I said. I really did...no sarcasm there at all.

everything's dripping with sarcasm

Yeah you do. Want some ed? He isn't interested in me, I think

What do you mean I'm not interested in you Sus? I'm interested in anything with a pulse

Me want ed? ahahhahahaha bwahahahahahaa

Only kidding he's a cool guy .

Well,he may be gay your never know ... Yes ed I am aware that you may be reading this :|

you just never know do you?

You mean lesbo ?!

I am gay AND lesbo :|

In the meantime you can have wild hot meaningless no-strings-attached sex

Gets old after a while

Damnnnn I can't believe I just said that...I'm getting old

neither can I :shock:

Thats true

Try and maybe Eddy will

what now?

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#471

Who says that I have a pulse *shows sharp teeth*

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The Bute
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#472
Yeah you do. Want some ed? He isn't interested in me, I think

What do you mean I'm not interested in you Sus? I'm interested in anything with a pulse

Yes we all know ed you like everything. But what about your mother?

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#473

I'm single because I left my ex boyfriend because he was stupid. Simple enough.

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#474
Who says that I have a pulse *shows sharp teeth*

vampire! :| you can suck me dry anytime

Yes we all know ed you like everything. But what about your mother?

are you sure you want me to go there? :evil:

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Ack
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#475
In the meantime you can have wild hot meaningless no-strings-attached sex

Gets old after a while

Damnnnn I can't believe I just said that...I'm getting old

neither can I :shock:

I'm trying to grow up

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#476
I'm trying to grow up

Guys never grow up :trout: we're like big children

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#477
I'm trying to grow up

Guys never grow up :trout: we're like big children

unfortunately

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#478
I'm single because I left my ex boyfriend because he was stupid. Simple enough.

Good reason

Who says that I have a pulse *shows sharp teeth*

vampire! :| you can suck me dry anytime

Poor me, innocent.

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#479
Poor me, innocent.

I scar you goodly :evil:

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#480
Guys never grow up :trout: we're like big children

I'm trying....I'm trying

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