Why are you single?

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#641

I have to address TOOB...

you have serious issues dude.... LOL

Now how much to you like to be rough with the hair, huh?

There maybe a thread for you....

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#642

cos of Ana Claudia Michels....

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#643
I have to address TOOB...

you have serious issues dude.... LOL

Now how much to you like to be rough with the hair, huh?

There maybe a thread for you....

You don't want to know.

TooBoku is single because...

When he introduces his girlfriend to his buddies, he introduces her as "some chick"

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#644
TooBoku is single because...

When he introduces his girlfriend to his buddies, he introduces her as "some chick"

No wonder she totally adores you lol

Very gentleman-like

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#645

TooBoku is single because...

He accidentally called his girlfriend her sister's name in the sack and right after said "That was graet! I'm calling you that from now on!"

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#646
TooBoku is single because...

He accidentally called his girlfriend her sister's name in the sack and right after said "That was graet! I'm calling you that from now on!"

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#647

TooBoku is single because...

He pitched a sideways tent during show and tell

In case you didn't know what a sideways tent is...

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#648
TooBoku is single because...

He pitched a sideways tent during show and tell

In case you didn't know what a sideways tent is...

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#649

Anchorman is a classic :rofl:

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Lolita
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#650

people in my town are too shy. I am moving.

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#651

Move here! I'm not shy.

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#652

I heard Tempe, AZ has poeple who are far from shy.. LOL

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#653

Where are you both?

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#654
TooBoku is single because...

He pitched a sideways tent during show and tell

In case you didn't know what a sideways tent is...

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#655

TooBoku is single because...

He pees on the toilet seat.

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#656
TooBoku is single because...

He pees on the toilet seat.

Bad Toobs! :persuazn:

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#657
TooBoku is single because...

He pees on the toilet seat.

You aim for it?

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#658

KC is never gonna marry you if you keep this up! hahhahaah!!!

I'm single because...

I'm afraid of commitment

I have trust issues

I'm not the sweet cuddly kind

I like hollering at ramdom cute guys much too often

Guys like girls who depend on them to some degree and thats just not me. I like my independence. I'm too independent.

I dislike drama.

My dad has a gun and a few knives that he just happens to take out and clean whenever they're around.

I get bored easily

I'm crazy.

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#659
TooBoku is single because...

He pees on the toilet seat.

You aim for it?

Nope... that's the thing. TooBoku is #1 too lazy to lift up the seat, #2 he aims for the middle but doesn't get it, #3 his dick-eye coordination is so bad in general that his girlfriends end up with bruised bellybuttons after a night of passion.

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#660
TooBoku is single because...

He pees on the toilet seat.

You aim for it?

Nope... that's the thing. TooBoku is #1 too lazy to lift up the seat, #2 he aims for the middle but doesn't get it, #3 his dick-eye coordination is so bad in general that his girlfriends end up with bruised bellybuttons after a night of passion.

you have things small enough to fit in a belly button huh? I may know another reason Toob is single.... LOL

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