Why are you single?

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#661

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... this mystery has yet to be solved... but I have an idea of why

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#662
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... this mystery has yet to be solved... but I have an idea of why

Are you talking about why you are single?

If that's it, I can tell you why...

If you are addressing Toob.. I think he is a real mystery

By blood a king, in heart a clown's avatar
By blood a king, in heart a clown
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#663

i dont think boku is a bad as he would like us to think

oh, make no mistake, hes bad.... but not That bad

why am i single? the official reason

no point in getting too close when ill be moving from this

southern level of bosch like hell in a matter of months

after the kid graduates

the unofficial reason

where i live, i have to go 40 miles to find someone

who can actually think for themselves

carry on an intelligent conversation

who can actually read

who doesnt believe that to question this government is 'unpatriotic'

someone who actually has all their own teeth....

id rather talk to you guys, quite frankly

when i move back to cali though, ADIOS SUCKERS!!!!!!!!

lolololololol

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mr.teacup
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#664

I am single because I think it is way better that way!! I can fuck all the guys I want whenever I want to!! Nothing wrong with that!!

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#665

^ :shock:

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... this mystery has yet to be solved... but I have an idea of why

Are you talking about why you are single?

If that's it, I can tell you why...

If you are addressing Toob.. I think he is a real mystery

You hush women!!! :trout:

i dont think boku is a bad as he would like us to think

oh, make no mistake, hes bad.... but not That bad

why am i single? the official reason

no point in getting too close when ill be moving from this

southern level of bosch like hell in a matter of months

after the kid graduates

the unofficial reason

where i live, i have to go 40 miles to find someone

who can actually think for themselves

carry on an intelligent conversation

who can actually read

who doesnt believe that to question this government is 'unpatriotic'

someone who actually has all their own teeth....

id rather talk to you guys, quite frankly

when i move back to cali though, ADIOS SUCKERS!!!!!!!!

lolololololol

You are going to leave me? I thought you loved me!!!

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Live Life; Live Free
Posts: 3956
#666
i dont think boku is a bad as he would like us to think

oh, make no mistake, hes bad.... but not That bad

why am i single? the official reason

no point in getting too close when ill be moving from this

southern level of bosch like hell in a matter of months

after the kid graduates

the unofficial reason

where i live, i have to go 40 miles to find someone

who can actually think for themselves

carry on an intelligent conversation

who can actually read

who doesnt believe that to question this government is 'unpatriotic'

someone who actually has all their own teeth....

id rather talk to you guys, quite frankly

when i move back to cali though, ADIOS SUCKERS!!!!!!!!

lolololololol

Ahh now why would you let Toob know he isn't playing off himself well as a bad boy... LOL

The crazy thing, he seems pretty normal to me.

You have to travel 40 miles

Why is it I some how can relate to your situation?

The teeth thing for me comes from the large number of people over 60 where I live.. lol

at least until that's how it is until it gets hot, then there is only the left over crazy people who don't mind the heat.

Looks like I will have to find a creative way to welcome my new neighbor when you find your way to Cali.

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Dark Lord
Posts: 4628
#667
i dont think boku is a bad as he would like us to think

oh, make no mistake, hes bad.... but not That bad

why am i single? the official reason

no point in getting too close when ill be moving from this

southern level of bosch like hell in a matter of months

after the kid graduates

the unofficial reason

where i live, i have to go 40 miles to find someone

who can actually think for themselves

carry on an intelligent conversation

who can actually read

who doesnt believe that to question this government is 'unpatriotic'

someone who actually has all their own teeth....

id rather talk to you guys, quite frankly

when i move back to cali though, ADIOS SUCKERS!!!!!!!!

lolololololol

Hey! I'm going to Cali in July. Will you be there then? We can take a picture of your kid's reaction as he walks into the house and sees you sitting on my face!

Another reason TooBoku is Single... He says things like that ^^

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#668

Because I'm a nice guy.

By blood a king, in heart a clown's avatar
By blood a king, in heart a clown
Posts: 13542
#669
i dont think boku is a bad as he would like us to think

oh, make no mistake, hes bad.... but not That bad

why am i single? the official reason

no point in getting too close when ill be moving from this

southern level of bosch like hell in a matter of months

after the kid graduates

the unofficial reason

where i live, i have to go 40 miles to find someone

who can actually think for themselves

carry on an intelligent conversation

who can actually read

who doesnt believe that to question this government is 'unpatriotic'

someone who actually has all their own teeth....

id rather talk to you guys, quite frankly

when i move back to cali though, ADIOS SUCKERS!!!!!!!!

lolololololol

Hey! I'm going to Cali in July. Will you be there then? We can take a picture of your kid's reaction as he walks into the house and sees you sitting on my face!

Another reason TooBoku is Single... He says things like that ^^

lololololololololololol

youll always and forever be my favorite dirty mofo in canada~~~!!

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#670
Because I'm a nice guy.

aahh kid, i feel ya on that

my kid, who's apparently going to have his mind broken soon from watching me ride toobs face like a hobby

horse,~~ i say things like that, maybe another reason for my relationship status :brows: ~~

has had two successive breakups where the girl was having a hankering

for an asshole, and he was too nice to give them what they wanted.

its hard to be the nice guy

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#671
Hey! I'm going to Cali in July. Will you be there then? We can take a picture of your kid's reaction as he walks into the house and sees you sitting on my face!

Another reason TooBoku is Single... He says things like that ^^

:shock:

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Legend
Posts: 2186
#672
Because I'm a nice guy.

aahh kid, i feel ya on that

my kid, who's apparently going to have his mind broken soon from watching me ride toobs face like a hobby

horse,~~ i say things like that, maybe another reason for my relationship status :brows: ~~

has had two successive breakups where the girl was having a hankering

for an asshole, and he was too nice to give them what they wanted.

its hard to be the nice guy

Yeah it does suck, but whatever. I don't think it's so much the "asshole" girls are after (well for the most part from what I've observed), but just the dude that has a lot of "confidence". Or so I'm told.

Oh and for some reason there's a myth that you'll have more success getting a girl to be interested in you if you "act like you don't give a damn" instead of the logical approach, like complimenting them with such classic phrases like "You're so pretty". Women want to "work for it" apparently.

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Posts: 13542
#673

youve got a point, the confidence thing is true--

we're from diff. generations, and the women in mine claim to

adore nice guys, but are really lying to themselves, because

as soon as they get home form a date with a great guy, theyre on the

phone to the jerk, asking for a booty call <_<

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Dark Lord
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#674

I dunno... mine does that too.

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Live Life; Live Free
Posts: 3956
#675

Some girls can be like that as well as guys...

I am part of the generational thing also.. Which sucks.

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irenistiQ
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#676

Maybe i'm not good enough, but whatever.

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watermelon
Posts: 5563
#677

Because i always like to date my mystakes

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Live Life; Live Free
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#678
Maybe i'm not good enough, but whatever.

Sweets you are good enough in my book... they aren't good enough for you, if you ask me..

Luv ya sweets

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Live Life; Live Free
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#679
Because i always like to date my mystakes

Dating is learning someone and sometimes learning the someones not for you. as they say learn from your mistakes and try not to make them again.

LOL

Don't give up you will find the one that isn't a mistake.

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Ni dheanfaidh aon ni speisialta.
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#680

Coz i like to sleep around!

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