Weird Sexual Fantasies

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#141

nah... i've never even met any one from BZ.

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#142
I think getting chained to the wall is hot. Chained and being completely unable to move...

and the being forced to watch an all girl party... and they're all BZ girls... and they're all looking at you as they help themselves to an all-you-can-eat-clam-buffet... and they taunt you to try and get some but you can't... and then they start calling you names... and then it gets so bad you have to come up with something to keep you distracted to save yourself from embarassment because the action is really hot and you can 'O' just from watching... but it doesn't work because every once in a while they're graise your skin just to tease you... so you try harder... you think about your grandma... it almost works but then SPLAT!... you just nutted while thinking about your grandma... gross...

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#143
You sound like you've gone through this experience before.
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#144

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#145
Maybe on one... those things are tiny... but does this involve the driver? Still wearing his helmet? And you happen to be a mechanic working on it and you're all covered in grease and sweat? ... and we can't forget about the coveralls... mmmm.... girls in coveralls...
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#146

^^ kinda hot fantasy when you give more details

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#147

hahah yeaah

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#148

Sorry... with the Grandma thing and all I just saw this video... hahahaha....

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#149
I think getting chained to the wall is hot. Chained and being completely unable to move...

and the being forced to watch an all girl party... and they're all BZ girls... and they're all looking at you as they help themselves to an all-you-can-eat-clam-buffet... and they taunt you to try and get some but you can't... and then they start calling you names... and then it gets so bad you have to come up with something to keep you distracted to save yourself from embarassment because the action is really hot and you can 'O' just from watching... but it doesn't work because every once in a while they're graise your skin just to tease you... so you try harder... you think about your grandma... it almost works but then SPLAT!... you just nutted while thinking about your grandma... gross...

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#150

with brad kroenig in karl lagerfeld's house and on karl's bed

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#151

too bad he's into boys

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#152

brad kroenig's not into boys!

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#153
Sorry... with the Grandma thing and all I just saw this video... hahahaha....

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#154
brad kroenig's not into boys!
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#155

omg,who's that :|

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#156

I want to have sex with Ely in one of the emergency staircases at out college. :|

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#157

When TooBoku is bored, you must all suffer...

So this is at a rock concert and somehow you manage to find yourself in the mosh pit wearing glow in the dark beads and completely tripped out on mushrooms. You have no clue what's going on but you find yourself grinding up against some stranger and you're too out of it to notice if she's pretty or not. You still have no clue but you're right there in the middle of the mosh pit making out like you were competing for some best kiss award and before anyone else knows what's going on, you have her back on the stage and she's screaming the lead singer's name while you eat her out. Security can't get to you because it's so crowded and at this point the whole stadium is cheering you on. The band spontaneously comes up with a decent riff and writes a song about you as you and the stranger, who at this point is riding you cowgirl, are lifted up and sent crowd surfing... You still have no idea what's going on, you just try to get your 'O'... too bad you're high. Eventually though you do manage to get it but not without getting some of it on the crowd. You're still high though... and you pass out shortly after.

You wake up in a jail cell because you've been arrested for several accounts of public indecency. You still get a phone call so you call your cousin Jill since she went to the concert with you but you lost track of her. No answer... Disappointed, you got back to the cell. Once there... you throw up because across the room, is a familiar face.

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#158

but will a girl be still when u eat her?

i could only imagine her being all ticklish

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#159

I can work with ticklish... ticklish is awesome.

Um... I mean... I've never done that

Anyway, I wonder what it would be like to get handcuffed and tickled at your feet while doing it. Sensory neuron overload...

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#160

feet is nothing,u can kick the person[at least]

ticklin' at ur armpits and neck is the worst!!!

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