Approaching a Female
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Why is this thread so funny?
the answer to your question might be...
just joking 
pip 
well, a good way to approach a girl is to put on a pair of your tightest speedos.
well, for ME.
i yesterday saw this girl and i said wow your dad must be terorrist cause your that bomb , then she laughed a litle then i sayed hey my friend wanted to know if you think i m cute, then she said i don t know, then i said, you looking a bit intimidated, have you ever talked a sexy, intelligent, inresistable guy like me before?
she laughed again and we startet talk and i got her number lol.
if she responded to those lines she must have liked you since the moment she saw you regardless on what you said to her...
Your sig is too big. narrow it down or remove it.
posting a comment and being a mod at the same time?
smooth. efficient. gocho. 
and yeh, I'd have to agree with Gocho on this one.
well, a good way to approach a girl is to put on a pair of your tightest speedos.
i agree!
ah! you see? Ze Franneh eez always right.
isn't it supposed to be "vight" not "right" if you're german!? 
... i joke, i joke. 
'females'. what are these mythical creatures you speak of???
if she responded to those lines she must have liked you since the moment she saw you regardless on what you said to her...Your sig is too big. narrow it down or remove it.
yea whatever <_< , how do you know that she just liked me when she saw me dr.? the lines make her laugh and not because it was stupid soo it helped and its not only about what you say but also how you say it and where you looking at....they always get hit all the time during the day soo if everyone says hey you know what time it is? she knows it already what you trying to do, not that it is a bad line but they hear this cliche lines all the time
well, a good way to approach a girl is to put on a pair of your tightest speedos.
That would undoubtedly reduce blood flow to the pelvic region by at least 99.99%,
almost instantly rendering the speedo-wearer impotent.
well, a good way to approach a girl is to put on a pair of your tightest speedos.
That would undoubtedly reduce blood flow to the pelvic region by at least 99.99%,
almost instantly rendering the speedo-wearer impotent.
but what's more important: bagging a classy lady or procreating?
step four:
step five: profit
Kudos for the random South Park reference.
i try
well, a good way to approach a girl is to put on a pair of your tightest speedos.
That would undoubtedly reduce blood flow to the pelvic region by at least 99.99%,
almost instantly rendering the speedo-wearer impotent.
Touche.
ze Franneh doesnt want that to happen!
well, a good way to approach a girl is to put on a pair of your tightest speedos.
That would undoubtedly reduce blood flow to the pelvic region by at least 99.99%,
almost instantly rendering the speedo-wearer impotent.
but what's more important: bagging a classy lady or procreating?
Let's see...
classy lady or procreation...
classy lady or procreation...
classy lady or procreation...
"Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it." -- Genesis 1:28
Procreation!
*Heidegger ditches his speedos*
any hole's a goal!
any hole's a goal!
and so true in your case Ed. so true . . .
I dunno if anyone has mentioned this stradegy but it has worked for me... Im too lazy to read 10 pages
-Theres one thing any guy should never forget! Beautiful women get hit on atleast 5 times a day, whether it be at work, school, or anywhere. If she says no to you dont take it personal, its just a womans way of limiting herself. Imagine if she talked to every guy that hit on her. She wouldnt have time to sleep! That said, here is a stradegy.
-If she is in a group of more than 2 stay away! It will be a lot harder to talk to her and she will most likely ignore you or not want to talk to u because her friends are right there.
-If she is by herself, she could be standing there or shopping or anything, try to come up with a question of some sort. DO NOT ASK FOR THE TIME! Also when talking to a girl dont act as if u are interested in dating her because her natural gaurd will go up. One way to approach a woman is, u are in a video store and she is looking at videos, you can say, "I noticed you were looking at comedies, i was wondering if you can recommend a really funny movie." There is no pressure involed. Ur just asking another persons opinion. If she is at all a nice person she will reply, if not then she wont. Thats ur test. Remember, u gotta find a girl that fits ur needs not the other way around.
If you have any questions just PM me, ill be gald to help anyone.
any hole's a goal!
and so true in your case Ed. so true . . .
how did you know 