TheBaronOfFratton
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Here's to the One who always speaks the truth, the One who makes us laugh and the One we adore.
Here's To you Baron! 
:Dinah: 
:hell yea!: :dance: :hell yea!: 
What is beauty, saith my sufferings, then?
If all the pens that ever poets held
Had fed the feeling of their master’s thoughts,
And ever sweetness that inspir’d their hearts,
Their minds, and muses on admired themes;
If all the heavenly quintessence they still
From their immortal flowers of posey,
Wherein as in a mirror we perceive
The highest reaches of a human wit -
If these had made one poem’s period,
And all combin’d in beauty’s worthiness,
Yet should there hover in their restless heads
One thought, one grace, one wonder, at the least,
Which into words no virtue can digest.
* From Tamburlains the Great
And here's to his main squeeze, Behati (I am very jealous but I will give her her due 
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She was a phantom of delight
When first she gleamed upon my sight;
A lovely Apparition, sent
To be a moment's ornament;
Her eyes as stars of Twilight fair;
Like Twilight's, too, her dusky hair;
But all things else about her drawn
From May-time and the cheerful Dawn;
A dancing Shape, an Image gay,
To haunt, to startle, and way-lay.
I saw her upon a nearer view,
A Spirit, yet a Woman too!
Her household motions light and free,
And steps of virgin liberty;
A countenance in which did meet
Sweet records, promises as sweet;
A Creature not too bright or good
For human nature's daily food;
For transient sorrows, simple wiles,
Praise, blame, love, kisses, tears and smiles.
And now I see with eye serene
The very pulse of the machine;
A Being breathing thoughtful breath,
A Traveler between life and death;
The reason firm, the temperate will,
Endurance, foresight, strength, and skill;
A perfect Woman, nobly planned,
To warm, to comfort, and command;
And yet a Spirit still, and bright,
With something of angelic light.
Dude Joe you outdid my original post meany!
How many guys can start a thread about Fabio and keep his cool points 
? How many guys have a weird pic for just about every
situation ? How many guys highlight your name just in case your too lazy to read and see who he's talking to ? How many guys would have pulled off the Santa Clause thing ? How many guys can tell you the opera song that's stuck in your head and a hilarious oddball joke in the same sentence and gather everyone around for storytime 
? How many guys try to make every other post a colorful, poetic...display... ...How many guys do we know as BaronofFraton ? Congrats Baron, well deserved 
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There are some special guests with a message 
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"Hiya, cutie 
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"Hey, handsome 
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"Hey there, dreamy... ."
"Altogether now!"
"CONGRATULATIONS BARON WOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
Not at all 
, the poems are moving 
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oh and ty Joe for fixing the name...I don't know why it did that =/
I wanted to start le Baron's thread. :persuazn: I can still remember the first post I read of his. I said to myself that this guy is either out of his mind or he is just "The Man." Turns out, it was the latter. Congrats on the thread of your own sir, it is well deserved.
sorry Matt
Hmmm...I am trying to think of something creative to say but I am too tired. Let me get back to you on that.
For now, congrats!!!
my boy baron's got his own shit!!!
this is going to please him immeasurably
see, he thinks that people dont 'get' him
but, as ive always told him, the people that matter will get him and love him
for how amazing he is.
ophelia, that firsst poem made me freakin cry 
it was beautiful.
Baron's been my partner in crime,source of hundreds of belly laughs
and im not ashamed to say i want to cut his brain out of his skull and kiss it :neo2:
when i first came to bz, i was.. uummmm a bit more angrier and aggressive than i am now
and in my email box one day.. there was this amazingly eloquent, thoughtful, funny
letter from him.the first thing i thought was, 'fuck, ive never read anything more well written inmy life'
he offered his services in helping me fight the good fight
and ive been devoted ever since.
well... ive hit my limit for saying nice things, i must go somewhere and tell someone to fuck off. lololololololol
you Are deserving of all the good that comes your way, kiddo
besos, baron <333333
I agree with everything you just said Penny 
We love you Baron!!!! :wub2:
Behati told me to give you this from Big Heart Mountain. It is the official "Big Heart" (no joke! 
) ...
Barron has his own thread! CONGRATS undercover English spy based in Argentina 
oh yes, I know your real identity
Yup yup!! 
:hell yea!:
Finally Baron got his own thread! Thanks for creating it, Ophelia 
and congratulations, Baron
DUDE!! baron was just online and then signed off :persuazn:
i was so excited for him to see.. and he went away <pout>
for this... he gets his feet devoured by the fabled CATSHARK!!
DIOS MIO!
:shock:
DUDE!! baron was just online and then signed off :persuazn:i was so excited for him to see.. and he went away <pout>
^Maybe I'm not quite as vain as you would think I am dear penny!!!
I'm pretty overwhelmed by all this... There's a hell of a lot to say (and even when there isn't it doesn't seem to stop me!), so I think I'll have to sit down and think about all this.
Ah, Senorita Peliroja 
, my thanks.
DUDE!! baron was just online and then signed off :persuazn:i was so excited for him to see.. and he went away <pout>
for this... he gets his feet devoured by the fabled CATSHARK!!
dude penny wtf LOL. I'm gonna have nightmares now! 
For now...
And as for fortune and as for fame
I never invited them in
Though it seemed to the world
They were all I desired
They are illusions
They're not the solutions
They promise to be
The answer was here all the time
I love you and hope you love me
Don't cry for me Argentina
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance
And Joe, I've always thought putting people's names in bold was my greatest achievement!!!
Judith needs help getting dressed Baron, she asked for you specifically.
