TheBaronOfFratton

hells bells, if Baron wont help judith out..... i will

get in line!

^^^ lolz, ophelia... cant we all just get along?!?!

we'll robe/disrobe/whatever together

togetherness

that reminds me of a marley song

jammin'

Ooh, yeah! All right!

We're jammin':

I wanna jam it wid you.

We're jammin', jammin',

And I hope you like jammin', too.

Ain't no rules, ain't no vow, we can do it anyhow:

I'n'I will see you through,

'Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice,

Jammin' till the jam is through.

We're jammin' -

To think that jammin' was a thing of the past;

We're jammin',

And I hope this jam is gonna last.

No bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won't bow;

Neither can be bought nor sold.

We all defend the right; Jah - Jah children must unite:

Your life is worth much more than gold.

We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin')

And we're jammin' in the name of the Lord;

We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'),

We're jammin' right straight from Yah.

Yeh! Holy Mount Zion;

Holy Mount Zion:

Jah sitteth in Mount Zion

And rules all creation.

Yeah, we're - we're jammin' (wotcha-wa),

Wotcha-wa-wa-wa, we're jammin' (wotcha-wa),

See, I wanna jam it wid you

We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin')

I'm jammed: I hope you're jammin', too.

Jam's about my pride and truth I cannot hide

To keep you satisfied.

True love that now exist is the love I can't resist,

So jam by my side.

We're Jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'), yeah-eah-eah!

I wanna jam it wid you.

We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin',

We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin';

Hope you like jammin', too.

We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin'),

We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin').

I wanna (I wanna jam it wid you) - I wanna -

I wanna jam wid you now.

Jammin', jammin' (hope you like jammin' too).

Eh-eh! I hope you like jammin', I hope you like jammin',

'Cause (I wanna jam it wid you). I wanna ... wid you.

I like - I hope you - I hope you like jammin', too.

I wanna jam it;

I wanna jam it

lolol, barons gonna lose his mind cuz every time im high and cant fall asleep im going to write strange shit in his thred :rofl:

this is my 8,000 th post

not really going out for fanfare

just want the post to be in baron's thread

it has a certain skewed symmetry

that appeals to my brain

Penny I love you!

I love u, baron.

you

are

the

handsome

man

behind

the

words.

"CONGRATULATIONS BARON WOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

Joe - bless you for such praises. Good to see you've been paying attention!!!

And keeping tabs on my own Bellazon Dream Team

SIGH...

Thanks for always going to such overblown efforts.

I wanted to start le Baron's thread. :persuazn: I can still remember the first post I read of his. I said to myself that this guy is either out of his mind or he is just "The Man." Turns out, it was the latter. Congrats on the thread of your own sir, it is well deserved.

And I still remember the very first response I got! Thank You Sir, .

I thought at the time: this could go either way - and you came along with the encouragement I needed to keep bothering everyone with my weirdo posts!!! So it's your fault...

I reckon it's probably still the former though.

my boy baron's got his own shit!!!

this is going to please him immeasurably

see, he thinks that people dont 'get' him

but, as ive always told him, the people that matter will get him and love him

for how amazing he is.

ophelia, that firsst poem made me freakin cry it was beautiful.

Baron's been my partner in crime,source of hundreds of belly laughs

and im not ashamed to say i want to cut his brain out of his skull and kiss it :neo2:

when i first came to bz, i was.. uummmm a bit more angrier and aggressive than i am now

and in my email box one day.. there was this amazingly eloquent, thoughtful, funny

letter from him.the first thing i thought was, 'fuck, ive never read anything more well written inmy life'

he offered his services in helping me fight the good fight

and ive been devoted ever since.

well... ive hit my limit for saying nice things, i must go somewhere and tell someone to fuck off. lololololololol

you Are deserving of all the good that comes your way, kiddo

besos, baron <333333

Awww you!

Look at me - all respectable and that... You're quite right, I never thought I'd get my "own shit".

You keep on posting any weird crap you come across - oh Statler to my Waldorf. We can make this our own little Odditorium mk.2 - and we won't get PiP'd away... You know I'll always respond.

Behati told me to give you this from Big Heart Mountain. It is the official "Big Heart" (no joke! ) ...

Those crazy marketing types! Just how 'Big' is that? What's it for???

Anyway - anything she wants to give me I'd be more than thrilled with... You reckon I can get more hits on this thread than that pesky Jamie Strachan fella? He's got about 2 and a half thousand at the moment. Maybe if I overtake him then she'll see how I'm much more popular!!!

<_<

Penny I love you!

Rawr... right back at ya..... times 2!!!

shit, times infuckin-finity!!

<33333333333333333333333333

So... when people dress up in stuffed animal costumes and have 'sexy time'

they call it 'yiffing'

what do you call it when one costumed nutter is beating the shit out of another??

i leave you with that confounding riddle as i go and eat some motherfucking pancakes

Barron has his own thread! CONGRATS undercover English spy based in Argentina oh yes, I know your real identity

Ah yes - 22 official movies and they still haven't gotten me yet...

Actually I'm of dual nationality. Which proved rather costly during that Las Malvinas/Falklands conflict when I was just a little bitty kid. Had to leave the country, went to my Mother's home in the UK where they didn't like me either! Ended up all over the place. My Father never went back (he lives in Spain now). Without meaning to get all too violinny (ahh - too late!) I think I've got a bit of a craving for acceptance - which is why it's so nice to get these messages.

!!!

Anyway, what I meant was - thank you for visiting. (Y)

Yup yup!! :hell yea!:

Finally Baron got his own thread! Thanks for creating it, Ophelia and congratulations, Baron

You know, you're a little angel around here. Our paths cross often and you always say such nice things!

Judith needs help getting dressed Baron, she asked for you specifically.

^What? We have to dress her?

Sure thing, as long as the three of us (me, you and penny) get to undress her again soon after!!!

How appropriate!

this is my 8,000 th post

not really going out for fanfare

just want the post to be in baron's thread

it has a certain skewed symmetry

that appeals to my brain

No finer praise indeed. Thanks for posting that milestone within these hallowed walls!

Ah - and that's how Bob Marley likes his doughnuts...

... With 'jam in'(GROAN)!!!

I love u, baron.

you

are

the

handsome

man

behind

the

words.

always on our minds

are the lasting effect

of your sensually fingered reading matter

..

the romance within

that oozes out from you

just compels my eyes

towards the embellished sentences

and the affirmative changes of your power

Blimey Q - you're gonna make me all teary!

Hell, you know I always love reading your cheeky posts. And the dead sincere ones too...

Here's to the One who always speaks the truth, the One who makes us laugh and the One we adore.

Here's To you Baron! :Dinah: :hell yea!: :dance: :hell yea!:

And here's to his main squeeze, Behati (I am very jealous but I will give her her due )

^ And you, scarecrow, I think I'll miss you most of all...(!)

My Red Vixen! Thank you for the poems. Thank you for being sooo understanding regarding Behati! And thank you for bothering to set this thing up in the first place. It does mean a lot to me. I have to keep remembering that it's quality, not quantity and as long as my posts are entertaining you then I know it's all good...

In the words of the great Marc Bolan - I'm just a Jeepster for your love!

Oh Baron, you are more then welcome! You deserved it!

And that song was beautiful! Such a promise at the end! :brows:

Mona J. dropped in to say hello, she wore her glasses, just for you!