Masturbation makes you ugly!
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even dutch girls have that kind humor?
They are even worse 
the latter is funny, the former is hot :brows:
Not worried about pimples? 
even dutch girls have that kind humor?They are even worse
Not all of them 
what kind of humor do dutch girls like?
like for example?
he needs to know because he plans on marrying Doutzen
HEY! now thats not funny. 
I thought it was. 
So did I
HEY! now thats not funny.
Grow up..
even dutch girls have that kind humor?They are even worse
Not worried about pimples?
i couldn't care less
hehehe
As for you Ben, and for everyone else who does it, damn you people .. that's not a top 10 if you stuff 2 girls on each spot! Even if that means that both of them together are around the size of one average girl!
Try not to cum on your own face. Maybe that'll help
My theory is that maturbation makes you ugly. You see, your body is currently so due to its survival needs.When men see breasts, they get aroused because their primitive instinct is telling them that their children will have milk. When they see a nice ass and curves, they get aroused because there natural instincts tell them that this lady is fit for bearing children. Women are attracted to masculine guys, not skinny dudes, because their primitive instinct sense protection and strength. This is always so with animals, and we are living creatures, and therefore, have these instincts as well.
Now, my theory is this: as we abstain from masturbation, our primitive instincts are saying that we are in need of a mate. Our body will therefore change its appearance in order to attract the opposite sex. But when we masturbate, our body is thinking, "Hey! We are mating!" So the need to attract the opposite sex is no longer present, and our body begins to stop reinventing itself in order to attract people. And as this occurs, the primitive instinct of others tells them that this person is not in need of a mate, and already has one.
No lie I honestly tried this and it seems that whenever I stop masturbating for a couple weeks, I notice less acne on my face.
Isn't that so cool?!
I already have a few contradictions to my own theory, like how come some people always find you more attractive when you have a boyfriend/girlfriend or a husband/wife. But that's probably just because they want to thrill of getting an unattainable person.
I want feedback!
How that is a great theory!...im not sure if i buy it but well said.
They did this study of women and they found that women were more atracted to muscular guys before their persiode because they sensed protection and stuff but after their periods they were more atracted too sweet caring men. So it depends on the time of the month.
although its a good theory its been proven that masturbations is good for you
releases endorphins
burn calories
relives stress
cleans your sexual organs
gets blood flowing to your skin which is oxygen.
....like they say if you dont use it you lose it. Thats especially true for men.
whats up with dutch humor?
Well in that case: buckle up!
whats up with dutch humor?
What's up with you for not having a sense of humour?
what i dont think saying "i should stop cumming on my face" is funny. if whoever said that was over here id knock em out in a heartbeat. cause thats friggin sick.
what i dont think saying "i should stop cumming on my face" is funny. if whoever said that was over here id knock em out in a heartbeat. cause thats friggin sick.
I find physical violence to be infinitely more sickening than talking about any sexual act. 
well if something like "cumming on my face" is realating to me. then thats more sic so i gotta knock you out.
what i dont think saying "i should stop cumming on my face" is funny. if whoever said that was over here id knock em out in a heartbeat. cause thats friggin sick.I find physical violence to be infinitely more sickening than talking about any sexual act.
In some cases sex ends up in physical violence 
what i dont think saying "i should stop cumming on my face" is funny. if whoever said that was over here id knock em out in a heartbeat. cause thats friggin sick.
Boy you really need to take yourself less seriously I bet Ack didn't mean it the way you are interpreting it. Lighten up man.
About the knocking him out part. I would really like to see you try that I'll show him when he comes from MMA training