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Oh, Valentine's Day. Sorry for the dopiness. No major plans, I might just go for oysters with some friends.

You, Ed? Are there any Sheilas that you would like to wrestle Irwin-style at the moment? :brows:

is "oysters" one of your code words?

I've got no one to do at the moment either I am Sergeant Pepper, care to join my club?

Your right in 4 hours I got invited to a screw valentines day party

I'm sure you'll get your fair share of roses.

I'm not much of a fan of flowers what's wrong with me? and you? did you have any plans? (since it's caturday there already )

Nothing wrong with not liking flowers. What would you like me to send you then? :brows:

I only have one pic of me dressed in lingerie

I don't have any plans today but as you can see, it is Caturday and I r postin cats

What were you doing in lingere anyways? :| ahahaha You should of started your screw valentines day party

Oh, Valentine's Day. Sorry for the dopiness. No major plans, I might just go for oysters with some friends.

You, Ed? Are there any Sheilas that you would like to wrestle Irwin-style at the moment? :brows:

is "oysters" one of your code words?

I've got no one to do at the moment either I am Sergeant Pepper, care to join my club?

. . . Oysters do supposedly have an aphrodisiac effect but they're also very tasty, and there's a place near me that serve them at quite a reasonable price (and uncooked too ) . It's not a codeword.

. . . I'll resist joining your Lonely Hearts Club. I think that I might just go out tomorrow evening and poach someone else's Valentine's Day date. Harsh but it would make me feel better. There's hope yet. . . .

What were you doing in lingere anyways? :| ahahaha You should of started your screw valentines day party

It feels so nice to dress up in nice undies

At the moment, I'm celebrating my "Screw a Screw V-day party" a.k.a. Caturday.

. . . Oysters do supposedly have an aphrodisiac effect but they're also very tasty, and there's a place near me that serve them at quite a reasonable price (and uncooked too ) . It's not a codeword.

. . . I'll resist joining your Lonely Hearts Club. I think that I might just go out tomorrow evening and poach someone else's Valentine's Day date. Harsh but it would make me feel better. There's hope yet. . . .

and they also resemble a certain thing :| Oysters are tasty, just don't eat too many and get zinc poisoning :| They're pretty expensive over here though

I like your style Any targets in mind?

It feels so nice to dress up in nice undies

At the moment, I'm celebrating my "Screw a Screw V-day party" a.k.a. Caturday.

Yes hopefully under your pants :|

A very eventful day

I was at home by myself. No pants were present. :|

just keep it lazy Sgt. Pepper extends his invitation to you to join his club

. . . Oysters do supposedly have an aphrodisiac effect but they're also very tasty, and there's a place near me that serve them at quite a reasonable price (and uncooked too ) . It's not a codeword.

. . . I'll resist joining your Lonely Hearts Club. I think that I might just go out tomorrow evening and poach someone else's Valentine's Day date. Harsh but it would make me feel better. There's hope yet. . . .

and they also resemble a certain thing :| Oysters are tasty, just don't eat too many and get zinc poisoning :| They're pretty expensive over here though

I like your style Any targets in mind?

Resemble what? :|

Zinc poisoning - que sera and all that. They can be quite expensive but there's a decent brasserie near me.

I'll see what turns up. I'm rather picky and there will be lots of simple folk out and about tomorrow so we'll need to sort the wheat from the chaff really.

Despite the recession my stock has increased significantly. :| There are distinct parallels with the "Ugly Duckling" story.

Resemble what? :|

Zinc poisoning - que sera and all that. They can be quite expensive but there's a decent brasserie near me.

I'll see what turns up. I'm rather picky and there will be lots of simple folk out and about tomorrow so we'll need to sort the wheat from the chaff really.

Despite the recession my stock has increased significantly. :| There are distinct parallels with the "Ugly Duckling" story.

Use your imagination

send some over here :persuazn:

you mean sort the men from the boys?

maybe you will have many investors this V-day then :brows:

I was at home by myself. No pants were present. :|

just keep it lazy Sgt. Pepper extends his invitation to you to join his club

When you're home you can be all the nudist you can be, out in public not so much :|

Sgt. Pepper?

I like running around naked

I love John Lennon my favorite song is "Imagine" I want to get the lyrics "You may say I'm a dream but I'm not the only one" tattooed one day, it's been my song for quite some time :|

Use your imagination

send some over here :persuazn:

you mean sort the men from the boys?

maybe you will have many investors this V-day then :brows:

. . . Let's cut to the chase; be as explicit as you like Teddy. (You don't mind being called "Teddy" do you? )

Men from the boys. :persuazn: . . . There are no lady-boys either, before you get excited or start speculating, Ed.

. . . Maybe then. . . . I need to sleep first though. :|

Is there any one you're interested in currently? :brows:

. . . Let's cut to the chase; be as explicit as you like Teddy. (You don't mind being called "Teddy" do you? )

Men from the boys. :persuazn: . . . There are no lady-boys either, before you get excited or start speculating, Ed.

. . . Maybe then. . . . I need to sleep first though. :|

Is there any one you're interested in currently? :brows:

No, I think I will leave it up to you to figure out My friends call me Ed, Ned, and Ted. I don't really care, I respond to everything

No lady boys? What kind of country is the UK?!!! Pedobear calls dibs on the boys :|

No one in particular, really Ed is edsexual, he has no interest in people who are not ed!

I love John Lennon my favorite song is "Imagine" I want to get the lyrics "You may say I'm a dream but I'm not the only one" tattooed one day, it's been my song for quite some time :|

It's a nice song but I wouldn't get that tattooed on me. Do you have any other tattoos?

. . . After watching the Borat film and you saying that I now can't throw the image of you running around a hotel or whatnot chasing Herve with a rubber fist. :|

Why would he chase Herve naked with a rubber fist? reminds me of those hulk fist they have that when you hit someone it makes that noise :|

I like running around naked

. . . After watching the Borat film and you saying that I now can't throw the image of you running around a hotel or whatnot chasing Herve with a rubber fist. :|

You of course are resemble either a ninja, Craig Johnston or Steve Irwin, and Herve, of course, looks like Tintin or Hercule Poirot - the two most famous Belgians, albeit fictional. :|

Scary.