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#6901

Cat in the H.; Case Notes:

When Cat in the H. arrived in the clinic he was underweight and naked apart from formal headwear and a bow tie. The patient was highly verbose and agitated. In this manic state he has sought the company of children. It is probable that his own kittenhood was so appalling that he seeks to re-enact it but this time fearlessly and making it fun. His frantic rhyming would indicate 'clang association'; in this condition the chain of thought is directed by the sound rather than the meaning of words. It is usually symptomatic of schizophrenia. Cat in the H. required heavy sedation at bedtime.

Literary Psychologist.

Abridged from last week's 'Private Eye', I thought that it might appeal. I laughed so much when I read that for the first time.

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#6902

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Redondo....Pshhhh

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#6903
just relax and spend time visiting my friends, then i'll be in europe for 3 months :hell yea!:

you took some time off from work?

Europe sounds so cool Which countries are you planning to visit?

Can you make a detour past Sydney and pack me into your suitcase?

oh yeah, i need a vacation big time

England

Scotland

Ireland

Belgium

Denmark

Italy

Germany

I’ve already been to the Netherlands and France, but I would like go to Sydney and of course i'll pack you in my suitcase

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#6904
Cat in the H.; Case Notes:

When Cat in the H. arrived in the clinic he was underweight and naked apart from formal headwear and a bow tie. The patient was highly verbose and agitated. In this manic state he has sought the company of children. It is probable that his own kittenhood was so appalling that he seeks to re-enact it but this time fearlessly and making it fun. His frantic rhyming would indicate 'clang association'; in this condition the chain of thought is directed by the sound rather than the meaning of words. It is usually symptomatic of schizophrenia. Cat in the H. required heavy sedation at bedtime.

Literary Psychologist.

Abridged from last week's 'Private Eye', I thought that it might appeal. I laughed so much when I read that for the first time.

that's awesome. i love it when they take a more cynical perspective on kids stuff

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#6905
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Redondo....Pshhhh

"chiropracs"

how have you been?

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#6906
oh yeah, i need a vacation big time

England

Scotland

Ireland

Belgium

Denmark

Italy

Germany

I’ve already been to the Netherlands and France, but I would like go to Sydney and of course i'll pack you in my suitcase

how long since your last vacation?

sounds awesome but no switzerland? are you travelling by yourself or with friends? will you meet up with anyone from bz? Ack perhaps? :brows:

Did you experiment in Amsterdam? :atoobie: Did you get swept off your feet in Paree? You should come down to Sydney We've got absolutely nothing to see!

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#6907

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#6908

Basement Cat > Bunneh? that's unpossible

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#6909

I strongly feel that you are in need of your very own pic of teh Giggsy.He is stalking teh Bunny.

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#6910

You ever watch?

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#6911

thanks for the pic of Giggsy he seems to be a master of camouflage

and too many dicks on the dancefloor is an awesome song. happens too much at clubs here <_< Great episode too though. Love the NZ-Aussie bashing

'My great great grandfather was deported for rape. That's where he met my great great grandmother...when I say met, I mean raped' :rofl:

have you seen the most recent one with Brahbrah?

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#6912

Yeah...da Giggers is quite cunning.

"She makes me want to get on top of her!"

I love this show.

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#6913

I've been watching Hiphopopotatamus vs Rhymenocerus a bit lately

"My rhymes and records they don't get played

Because my records and rhymes they don't get made

And if you rap like me you don't get paid

And if you roll like me you don't get laid."

:rofl:

b
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#6914
oh yeah, i need a vacation big time

England

Scotland

Ireland

Belgium

Denmark

Italy

Germany

I’ve already been to the Netherlands and France, but I would like go to Sydney and of course i'll pack you in my suitcase

how long since your last vacation?

sounds awesome but no switzerland? are you travelling by yourself or with friends? will you meet up with anyone from bz? Ack perhaps? :brows:

Did you experiment in Amsterdam? :atoobie: Did you get swept off your feet in Paree? You should come down to Sydney We've got absolutely nothing to see!

it has been perfectly almost like 2 and a half months or three months since my last vacation..going with couple of friends I would probably go to switzerland if you came no and no..

what wrong going to sydney? :persuazn:

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#6915

2.5-3 months? You must work really hard It has been a good 5 years since my last vacation, but I put the pro in procrastination

well I hear Switzerland is one of the best countries over there so I really want to go!

There's nothing wrong with Sydney I guess but there's really not much to do over here If you do come down it'd probably be for the weather, the beaches and the natural wonders (that aren't in Sydney hahaha)

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#6916

Long live them mighty redmen! :dance:

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#6917

Ed, I finally saw some football/rugby-soccer(?) on network tv here...but it was American teams .

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#6918
Long live them mighty redmen! :dance:

Don't get too excited. We held defensively but all it takes is one goal to slip in and it'll be game on. Hopefully we'll be able to field Torres and Gerrard together so we can keep the Madrid defense much busier. Fingers croxxed.

Ed, I finally saw some football/rugby-soccer(?) on network tv here...but it was American teams .

as in the one with the round ball? who was playing? I didn't know the MLS was on...I thought it was off-season still

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#6919

It might have been "ESPN-Classic" . Do they have that in Australia .

Wait a minute :persuazn: ! When you guys say "football" are you talking about rugby or soccer ?

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#6920

We have that...on cable <_<

and when I say football I'm referring to soccer, the game where you play with the ball using your foot I like the Snoop Dogg x Becks siggy... that's a funny little clip, especially when Snoop takes Becks to get some fried chicken :rofl:

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