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#101

show me the way to go home

im tired and i want to go bed

well, i had me a drink about an hour ago

and it went right to my head

wherever i meay roam

by land

or sea

or foam

you can always hear me singing this song

show me the way

to go home

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#102

Nice poem...did he die ?

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#103
Nice poem...did he die ?

LOLz, yep, he did.. the captain of the 'orca' from jaws was singing it about 30 minutes before he got to experience what a

great whites gullet feels like

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#104

Oh... ...

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#105

Shaq's now 8th on the NBA all-time scoring list ! He passed the Big O (Oscar Robertson) in career NBA points ! Hakeem "The Dream" Olajowon is next !

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:hell yea!:

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#106

Joe, it's very cold here, make it not be so cold!

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#107

Cold in San Fran ?

Maybe this will warm you, no ?

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#108

Shaq's now 8th on the NBA all-time scoring list ! He passed the Big O (Oscar Robertson) in career NBA points ! Hakeem "The Dream" Olajowon is next !

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:hell yea!:

So, Joe - I've been meaning to ask... What is the deal with basketball anyway?

I've given it a try, but it just isn't working for me. Well, not until the end.

I even went to an NBA game when I was living in the States (it was the Utah Jazz - if that explains my puzzlement?).

I mean - one team runs up the court and scores.

Then - the next team runs up the court and scores.

Then - the first team do it again.

And so on...

But THEN - one team runs up and doesn't score.

But then it all kinds of evens out!

I'll grant you though - the last 5 minutes are very exciting.

So couldn't it just last the one quarter?

Am I doing it wrong?

You're a man on here whose opinion I respect - and I see that you have given football a try recently - so I wanted to broaden my horizons too.

How about it mate? A little one on one... 288basketballmz6.gif

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#109

lol Joe you've definitely brought some much needed warmth after that video!! :brows:

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#110

Pretty . Oh, yeah, go to the Ultimate Model competition, I need insight about the point system bad :| .

Baron, I forgot which page I posted my top 10 sports on, but I'm pretty sure basketball isn't in the top 5 . I love it in ways...but I in no way think its good enough to convince someone else that its good . On top of that, most of my favorite players are centers, who the average fan thinks is probably the most borring (I'm not easily wooed if you will...by the average flashy perimeter player that some are so taken with ) .

For example, when a guard "shakes" a defender. I'm not knocking the skill envolved I suppose...but to me I find shaking someone who's trying to hit or at least grab you more relevant of an "escape" because they have more ways to "get" you. Sure handling the ball adds an interresting dimension to shaking said defender...but the defender is still very limited in what he can do to you and every couple of years rules are passed to penalize contact from defenders or wing players more and more and thus increasing this issue. And even in soccer, there is no or limited legal contact so to speak, but the field itself is so large and the defense is so wide, that "shaking" people is even more interresting to me there and it seems simply getting to the other side of the world with the ball is a feat in itself . Sorry if that doesn't help .

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#111
Pretty . Oh, yeah, go to the Ultimate Model competition, I need insight about the point system bad :| .

Baron, I forgot which page I posted my top 10 sports on, but I'm pretty sure basketball isn't in the top 5 . I love it in ways...but I in no way think its good enough to convince someone else that its good . On top of that, most of my favorite players are centers, who the average fan thinks is probably the most borring (I'm not easily wooed if you will...by the average flashy perimeter player that some are so taken with ) .

For example, when a guard "shakes" a defender. I'm not knocking the skill envolved I suppose...but to me I find shaking someone who's trying to hit or at least grab you more relevant of an "escape" because they have more ways to "get" you. Sure handling the ball adds an interresting dimension to shaking said defender...but the defender is still very limited in what he can do to you and every couple of years rules are passed to penalize contact from defenders or wing players more and more and thus increasing this issue. And even in soccer, there is no or limited legal contact so to speak, but the field itself is so large and the defense is so wide, that "shaking" people is even more interresting to me there and it seems simply getting to the other side of the world with the ball is a feat in itself . Sorry if that doesn't help .

Well then I guess I shan't even bother! <_<

I mean, it's only number 8 on your list.

Maybe I'll bother you about golf some other time. I appreciate the skill - all that space and one little hole... But I subscribe Mark Twain's theory that it's a "good walk spoiled"...

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#112

Shaq's now 8th on the NBA all-time scoring list ! He passed the Big O (Oscar Robertson) in career NBA points ! Hakeem "The Dream" Olajowon is next !

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:hell yea!:

i just cant get over how shaq's head is bobbing

its hypnotizing... like a big, sweaty metronome

i dont want him to pass olajowon

hes a classy guy

back when i first had my son and was deciding on a name, my father tried to talk me into

Olajowon.

needless to say..... his request was denied

sooo. the real reason i came over was to

tell you that im going to need for you to gather up

all the pics and vids for christy for me

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#113
i just cant get over how shaq's head is bobbing

its hypnotizing... like a big, sweaty metronome

i dont want him to pass olajowon

hes a classy guy

back when i first had my son and was deciding on a name, my father tried to talk me into

Olajowon.

needless to say..... his request was denied

sooo. the real reason i came over was to

tell you that im going to need for you to gather up

all the pics and vids for christy for me

Me ?

I haven't seen any videos or her on the runway .

As to pics...I know that pic you showed me that time is one of the best I've ever seen...like a painting almost ...

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But I haven't seen many of her pics .

I can go through her thread and get the beauy pics, but I'm sure I can round you up a team that can get the rest done .

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#114

yeah, it is stunning in its purity, no??

im totally messing with you.

i have alot of ideas for pics and vids...

and have them on many disks and flashdrives

all categorized

=Im not obsessed...., quit looking at me like that

lollolololol

im working at home this week

so ive got the time

as you can see from my constant presence @ bz the last few days

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#115

Hmm point system! I got this.. Sorry Joei'm lil trashed right now and my fingers are staring at me like wtf are you doin'g make me work o.O I said it.....

1 - cover your eyes it's hideous ... no that just ain't right on any level!

2 - terrible

3 - bad

4 - below average

5 - average

6 - slightly above average

7 - pretty nice

8 - great

9 - extraordinary

10 - perfect or close to being perfect..

<3 Joe!

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#116

:rofl:

Thanks for fighting through it for me .

Amazing, I've always wanted a good breakdown of what those numbers really meant . You should probably put that under the pictures on "PERSPECTIVES" .

I was thinking points like in the "Best Model of 2008" sense of points, but not exactly the same. Since this competition is head to head

and the "oh, its so hard, 10 for both" ... could make it too close. Whereas in one at a time competitions 1-10 is the best. But then again...it seems only the hardcore fans of said model seem to throw out 10s like fruitcake...so maybe highest average will work for head to head too

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I'll just start from scratch with the round scructure. The categories are

Runway

Beauty

Sexiness

Versatility 1

Versatility 2

High Fashion [quality and believability]

Commercial [quality and believability]

Distinctiveness (just added)

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Each person with their own round?

Each person with that stuff divided into 2-3 rounds (not back to back necessarily) just in case that's too much to soak in for one round ?

Each quality having its own round?

???

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#117

My Model IDs

My Model IDs (Testing the "link to post" )

The Number is the link .

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#118

i dont believe youre just ' testing a system' you still want ID's

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#119
i dont believe youre just ' testing a system' you still want ID's

"models with happy, big smile thread".....ahaha, old good times, Irene's mistake

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#120

^^^^

thats what i was thinking, layla!

but youve gotta give it to Mister Average <as frenchkiki says>

he is a wily sun-of a gun

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