Joe > Average

^ Lovely answer's Joe.

would you like some more?

1-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

2-If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

3-If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

4-Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

5- Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

6- How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

7- Why do they call it a TV “set” when you only get one?

8- Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?

Oh, question no. 7 is always in my head

1. Because they don't want people to use them at will because they would either A) have to pay a full time janitor or B) give robers a place to prepare before they rob them or C) sneak out the window without paying for something

2. Yes because the Miranda Rights are still law

3. No, but you can feed your rabbit from your to go container .

4. Only if their mouth is open

5. Some do mainly to help some small children distinguish it from a thesaurus.

6. Because its not brand new but rather a newer version of an old thing.

7. Because it actually refers to being literally set as in operational .

8. Because snow is granular and crystaline in composition and structure whereas ice is solid yet translucent .

Only Joe

Do you make these answers up as you see them, or think about them for awhile?

I never contemplate an answer or response because it seems unnatural to me in the sense that if I was asked in person I'd have to answer right there :morning: .

So essentially, unless they tell you to give some time to think about it you just answer right away, if i read that right? But yes, i agree although there are times where you are just lost for words and can't think of anything to say Atleast i find.

And where's Joe's top 10 babes list? i wanna see who would be on there!

^ Yes but that's because Joe is intelligent and you are not , okay okay im sorry for being so harsh i just had to!

OMFG my friend chatted to Jessica Alba on Chat Roulette last night, hella jelous!

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Cool ! I was actually contemplating making a gif of her "I got you" or something video like that on youtube...

Well, Limer taught a ghetto southern boy hockey and not just anyone can say that . And Limer, if someone asked for advice or if they specifically asked me to think on something I would, but otherwise I just hop in there .

And where's Joe's top 10 babes list? i wanna see who would be on there!

Here goes...

I don't have one . I guess someone could help I don't know, so there you go I would have to think about that one . But thanks for asking, no one's ever asked before .

The woman in your sig looks nice Curvy kinda I want!

And sup with the avi?

Hey! Keep focused. She's singing my theme song with heartfel passion and a 4 octive range . And the avatar is a peice of bacon dancing . But someone thought it was a condom so I'm thinking about retiring it .

So it is bacon I didn't know exactly what it was but i see it now

And O.o well she purty in any case

Ain't many round these parts of the subforum now adays.. :lost:

Thanks again , now here's my questions guys. Not deep or clever, just curious and I want answers to ALL of them .

1. Do people with babies use alarm clocks ?

2. If a rattle snake cares enough to warn you why does he bite the hell out of you ?

3. Why do gay people love androgynous and techno singers more than actual gay artists :| ?

4. Why do men like women kissing a million times more than women like men kissing?

5. Are poisonous snakes immune to the poison of poisonous spiders?

6. Do sharks ever get full ?

7. Why is it that eyebrows grow fast when you shave them off but barely grow at all when they get back to regular?

8. Does garnier fructis work?

9. Why don't people being frozen to be thawed out in the future suffocate while being frozen ?

10. Would lions be even stronger if they ate vegetables? And would gorillas be even stronger if they ate meat ?

^ i'll add a question to that, i was walking down the street and saw a blind man and a deaf man having an argument...is it wrong of me that i laughed my head off

& Layla im so sorry bt i cannot help my love of Crawford. its a disease. Crawforlitis.

Haha, don't be

Joe, idk if you started watching Gossip Girl or not (did you see the photo on my profile page btw? ) but I thought I'd share this video with you. I loved it how he had no clue for most of these quesions, even though he works in such a "fashion-oriented" show

^ Oi! don't bully chace. He ain't gay, he doesn't need to know about fashion.

Awh Bless him he doesn't know what "Beige" looks like

^ i'll add a question to that, i was walking down the street and saw a blind man and a deaf man having an argument...is it wrong of me that i laughed my head off

throw in a priest, a rabbi and a minsiter and we really got a scene to laugh at.

Its wrong if you did it in their face, but as long as you gave it a half a block's distance it should be fine :morning: .

Hey, Layla ! I did download and watch Episode 1 . I guess I'll move on to Episode 2 :morning: .

And no one even attempted to answer even one question :| .