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Rogue
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#81

what's it like to wake up to a bj, guys?

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Proud Air Force Wife
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#82
uh wake-up sex ... NO way JOSE ... have you ever heard of MORNING breath? it's terrible!

That's why you keep Altoids by the bed or just do it doggy-style so you don't have to be face to face with your partner.

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#83

I said "Make Up" sex, though I don't think I've ever really had it, but I want to! I've had "Wake Up" sex and it's nice, though it's not really an option when you wake up at 7 am every day for work and your partner prefers to sleep in. And "Break Up" sex sucks and is ... blah.

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#84

uh wake-up sex ... NO way JOSE ... have you ever heard of MORNING breath? it's terrible!

That's why you keep Altoids by the bed or just do it doggy-style so you don't have to be face to face with your partner.

good idea ..

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#85

make-up sex ! . It's simply perfect : intense and wild ......

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limabean :p
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#86

make-up sex is always wild..and passionate

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#87
what's it like to wake up to a bj, guys?

Great!

Once though I slept so deep (of tiredness) and all of a sudden I felt something biting on my lovestick. Terrified I jumped up and accidentely shoved it into her throat, causing her to puke all over my bed.

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#88

what's it like to wake up to a bj, guys?

Great!

Once though I slept so deep (of tiredness) and all of a sudden I felt something biting on my lovestick. Terrified I jumped up and accidentely shoved it into her throat, causing her to puke all over my bed.

Poor girl.

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#89

Poor me! I had to clean up the mess :yuckky:

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#90

what about pay-up sex

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#91

prostitution

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#92

yea I know, but honestly you never no it might be someones favorite

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#93

My friends girlfriend once told us that she liked roleplaying and one of her favorite plays was playing a prostitute. Everytime they have sex my friend has to put money on the bedside table (which she gives back the next morning). When I offered her 50 euros (to mess with her mind) she got really really mad

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#94

She was clearly insulted at the low amount you were offering.

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#95
She was clearly insulted at the low amount you were offering.

I thought I already overvalued her

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#96

oh that's harsh

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#97

She was clearly insulted at the low amount you were offering.

I thought I already overvalued her

that's really nice... I'll use that on someone

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I.Love.Gemma.Ward
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#98

How about me Rogue?

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#99

someone is back in business and they want to pull

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#100

She deserves some attention Bless her cotton socks.... she has been keeping in touch with me.

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