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#61

Right now, I'd settle for any kind of sex.

i feel the same way.sad but true

So, what time do you want me to come over.

OMG, I'm channeling Rhett again!

hmm..

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#62

heh, EVERY guy wishes that. Advice for the babes of bellazon: Randomly accost your lover, with zeal and passion.... often.

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#63
Morning sex is good because as a man, I am naturaly ready, and when shewakes up and sees, she is really aroused for some unknown reason. And as for the breakup sex question, hte only break up sex I've had was a last stand effort to get me to be with her again... And then she cried and made me feel like shit... I hate it when girls cry.

oh i see, you like morning sex cuz it's already up and since it usually takes you a lot of effort to get it up you don't want to miss an occasion ?

as far as i'm concerned i don't like to use the morning boner for sex... it's just a physical reaction to a pleasant state... I know it can be changed into a reaction of arousal if you plan on having morning sex but... Ugh no way

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#64

Well, in my younger days it didn't take much... Now I pretty much have to either be really really horny and see a naked babe, or be with one in person to get in the mood. But it really doesn't take much effort... I don't root for it to get up...

I once read in Men's Health, that your morning wood is imperative! The blood that you wake up with down there, is like a reserve for all day... so your boner blood is recycled all day!!! And that's some wierd shit. I approve this message.

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#65
(Y) nice new set.

thanks ..

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oh and I like boners they are great

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#66

(Y) nice new set.

thanks ..

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oh and I like boners they are great

ok...

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#67

morning wood = morning good

though, most girls i've dated don't mind that much when i walk around with bed-head, you won't see them in the morning until they've showered, brushed their teeth, put their hair up, and some have even just a little bit of make up on.

if you get it in the morning, it's awsome. it's like having extra caffeine in your coffee. keeps you happy all day.

the shower is usually the easiest way to get a morning fix. i haven't lived with anyone i had sex with before but my dad gets his morning fix in the shower all the time.

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#68

ps. whenever i wake up with wood, it's because i had a good dream that night. you know what i'm talking about...

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#69

ps. .. did you just ... were you talking about your dad getting a fix

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#70

eeew. shit.

i think i did :x

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#71

Morning wood... every single morning for me but i hate to have sex in the morning... like it doesn't happen cuz i'm excited so stay the fuck away from me :|

ok maybe i react that way because i've never been in love but still...

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#72

I love morning sex, and after a heavy night on the lash it's awsome... I'm like a frickin seual deviant when I'm really hung over. I can just keep going like a Battery bunny....

P.S.. you know what you get if you get a bunny take out the batterys and put them back upside down..

It keeps on Cuming and Cuming and Cuming......... that's me in the morning. I literally have a thimble full for every one of my years !!

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#73

I need a good 15 minutes in the morning to be able to do anything, let alone getting it on with the mrs.

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#74

Used to wake my ex up every morning with breakfast made, a coffee and me standing there naked with a propper Rock hard on..!! Was funny at first (and done as a joke) but it turned her in to a wild woman right when she woke up.... Try it people, you'll get a laugh at first but if you manage to get sex after she'll remember it.... make sure it's very very very good and the next time she wakes up to find you in the same position she'll be well up for another go... you can start your own routine.

Lazy... I can't pickup chicks but my god I know what to do in relationships... I'm deffinately agony aunt material.

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#75

morning breath is a total turn off to me... all the more when the guy drank and smoked the night before. The only way for me to have sex in the morning is to spend the night having sex and NOT sleeping at all... but i'm sure i'll be eager to having sex anytime when i'm in a serious relationship

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#76

I slept over at my bf's once on a school night and we both had classes at 8:30.. we did it a few times that night and that was last October, we still talk about it sometimes. Our mothers were out of town at the same time, that'll never happen again! :| I look and feel like shit in the morning and I CAN'T stand morning breath.. the thing is, if I can't stand my own then I can't stand his either. I hate it when you can taste onions in someone's breath... but that's a different story. I still kiss him though, I can't help it.

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#77

Your such a legend Rogue... your always up for it... LOL.

Morning breath is not so bad with some people... my last girl Helen was a great morning person.. (she had this crazy thing about brushing her teeth at least 10 times a day)... always loved having sex in the morning and her breath was as fresh as a mountain streem.

Do you think you will stay with him? Any plans for the future, any wedding bells? Do I have to buy a new suit and travel to Montreal

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#78

and I look damn good in a suit. We should all meet up somewhere and get messed up! Would be boss, no doubt.

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#79
Do you think you will stay with him? Any plans for the future, any wedding bells? Do I have to buy a new suit and travel to Montreal

We'll see if I can pull some string and make some calls... I'm sure it won't take long

and I look damn good in a suit. We should all meet up somewhere and get messed up! Would be boss, no doubt.

Oh my, I love guys in suits .... it's so sexy... it takes time to take off which builds up anticipation and all.... anyway

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#80

wake up sex. great to wake up and then... *dreams all away*

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