Why are you single?

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Luvlektrik :)
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#301
That's a good thing I guess. You don't want to be heading into a relationship with a girl that gives on the first date How old are you again Yannick?

One night stands are good for many reasons but I haven't had many of those lately either

You mean what is kinky/freaky enough for Ack?

Too true I don't want a girl that wants me to get in her pants on the first day that we are together I'm 20,i'm getting old

Why not?Maybe i'll try it out one day when i'm single again

kinky/freaky enough for you and Ack

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vanezinha
Posts: 4871
#302
Well..I'm not exactly single, but I'm not married either.

How do you do that?

Which part ?

Not being single or not being married ?

Lolzz.

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Keeper of the Crayons
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#303
Too true I don't want a girl that wants me to get in her pants on the first day that we are together I'm 20,i'm getting old

Why not?Maybe i'll try it out one day when i'm single again

kinky/freaky enough for you and Ack

20 ain't that old. I'm

but they're good because of the no strings attached side of things...maybe I have a fear of commitment :magic:

my standards are nothing compared to his. I know Acky likes his women freaky :|

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Luvlektrik :)
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#304
20 ain't that old. I'm

but they're good because of the no strings attached side of things...maybe I have a fear of commitment :magic:

my standards are nothing compared to his. I know Acky likes his women freaky :|

How old are you then?

Maybe but i'm sure when you meet the right person someday you'll thaughts about commitment will change completely

Freaky,like sm freaky?Or even more hardcore And what are your standards?

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Keeper of the Crayons
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#305
How old are you then?

Maybe but i'm sure when you meet the right person someday you'll thaughts about commitment will change completely

Freaky,like sm freaky?Or even more hardcore And what are your standards?

Older than you :| Herve knows the answer to your questions

I hope so too but I've been thinking a lot and knowing me, I really doubt it

You don't know about Ack's ability to attract freaky women? All the phone calls, the sex on the beach, the fingernails that pierced his guts stories? You're missing out You should tell him to tell you about it My standards? I like the usual biting and scratching I guess I don't know too many freaky girls...but that'll all change once Ack gets his freaky ladies dating service up and going

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Luvlektrik :)
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#306
Older than you :| Herve knows the answer to your questions

I hope so too but I've been thinking a lot and knowing me, I really doubt it

You don't know about Ack's ability to attract freaky women? All the phone calls, the sex on the beach, the fingernails that pierced his guts stories? You're missing out You should tell him to tell you about it My standards? I like the usual biting and scratching I guess I don't know too many freaky girls...but that'll all change once Ack gets his freaky ladies dating service up and going

You never know

I read about that last one once,that's freaky that someone's nails can pierce your gut and it must have hurt like sh*t :shock: I'll ask him about the rest And so his first job will be flying a girl over to Australia?

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Ack
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#307
my standards are nothing compared to his. I know Acky likes his women freaky :|

Yeah I do...but they're getting dangerous to my health

Why can't I just meet a normal woman

Freaky,like sm freaky?Or even more hardcore And what are your standards?

No I don't do sm...they just want to hurt me for some reason.

It's their way of breaking up with me, I guess..

You don't know about Ack's ability to attract freaky women? All the phone calls, the sex on the beach, the fingernails that pierced his guts stories? You're missing out You should tell him to tell you about it My standards? I like the usual biting and scratching I guess I don't know too many freaky girls...but that'll all change once Ack gets his freaky ladies dating service up and going

Ever since I'm single, I don't get that many phonecalls anymore..obviously women like men who are in a relationship

Sex on the beach is hot though! but the sand goes to places it doesn't belong

I read about that last one once,that's freaky that someone's nails can pierce your gut and it must have hurt like sh*t :shock: I'll ask him about the rest And so his first job will be flying a girl over to Australia?

I really really hurt like hell. I had to get it stitched...I have photo's of it somewhere and the scars are still there. They look pretty cool now

I think it's better for him to move to Holland....because he'll want somebody every day.

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Luvlektrik :)
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#308
I really really hurt like hell. I had to get it stitched...I have photo's of it somewhere and the scars are still there. They look pretty cool now

I think it's better for him to move to Holland....because he'll want somebody every day.

That sucks,i'm glad it looks cool now I also have a friend and at some party he went to a room to have sex with a girl and let's just say that the next morning i saw him putting icecubes in the back of his underpants but it still isn't as bad as what you have been through

I'm sure it's not too difficult to fidnd girls like that in Holland

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Ack
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#309

What the hell did they do? Did he insert something in his butt?

I'm not really into Dutch (or other caucasian) women. Most of the time they lack passion. Not really my thing.

I'm gonna be celibate until I meet my perfect girl

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The Joker
Posts: 6085
#310

AWWW...Roos and Ed and Ack been having fun without me ??!!! . So who wanna hear the story how i rape my bf ?!!

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Party.in.Paris
Posts: 2020
#311

being single sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just wanted to say it...

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#312
You never know

The typical answer of someone that is in love - always bright and optimistic :trout:

I read about that last one once,that's freaky that someone's nails can pierce your gut and it must have hurt like sh*t :shock: I'll ask him about the rest And so his first job will be flying a girl over to Australia?

I wonder if they get sent as cargo or passengers?

I really really hurt like hell. I had to get it stitched...I have photo's of it somewhere and the scars are still there. They look pretty cool now

I think it's better for him to move to Holland....because he'll want somebody every day.

they're that addictive? :shock: well Holland it shall be! I'll move somewhere in the middle of you, Yannick and Rose

What the hell did they do? Did he insert something in his butt?

I'm not really into Dutch (or other caucasian) women. Most of the time they lack passion. Not really my thing.

I'm gonna be celibate until I meet my perfect girl

Maybe the you look for too much "passion" :|

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Keeper of the Crayons
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#313
AWWW...Roos and Ed and Ack been having fun without me ??!!! . So who wanna hear the story how i rape my bf ?!!

please, do tell :evil:

being single sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just wanted to say it...

but you're not single right? I imagine the guys would be all over you

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The Joker
Posts: 6085
#314
AWWW...Roos and Ed and Ack been having fun without me ??!!! . So who wanna hear the story how i rape my bf ?!!

please, do tell :evil:

Technically, he was begging for freedom but i said no :evil: :evil: , the next thing he knows he was in my arms the next morning, naked .

being single sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just wanted to say it...

but you're not single right? I imagine the guys would be all over you

You can say that again.

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Keeper of the Crayons
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#315
Technically, he was begging for freedom but i said no :evil: :evil: , the next thing he knows he was in my arms the next morning, naked .

:rofl: Did you have morning rape as well? :|

You can say that again.

"but you're not single right? I imagine the guys would be all over you"

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The Joker
Posts: 6085
#316
Technically, he was begging for freedom but i said no :evil: :evil: , the next thing he knows he was in my arms the next morning, naked .

:rofl: Did you have morning rape as well? :|

...err...

You can say that again.

"but you're not single right? I imagine the guys would be all over you"

Who ? Me ?? Aww....Edd Dont worry honey, someday i'll rape you

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Ack
Posts: 1977
#317

Dammit...I just discovered that some of my bastard friends have signed me up on a Dutch Dating Site. <_<

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Ack
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#318

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The Joker
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#319

^ your gonna die, they'll hook you up with a Michael-Jackson-looking girl

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Keeper of the Crayons
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#320
...err...

Who ? Me ?? Aww....Edd Dont worry honey, someday i'll rape you
:trout:
Dammit...I just discovered that some of my bastard friends have signed me up on a Dutch Dating Site. <_<

^ your gonna die, they'll hook you up with a Michael-Jackson-looking girl

You mean he isn't a girl?

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