Why are you single?

^ your gonna die, they'll hook you up with a Michael-Jackson-looking girl

I hate my friends...and they obviously hate me more

It is weird receiving a mail like that.

"Dear Ack,

I've read your profile on relatieplanet.nl and I would like to get to know you."

I was like: WTF What profile? On what site??

According to that profile I would love to have kids within 4 yrs and like going on holidays with family.

Ed mail me a photo and I'll make a profile for you in Holland

Your friends don't know you very well. Maybe you should MMA their ass until they do know you...or die from repeated blows to the head

Here you g.... wait a minute! :persuazn: No one tricks the ed into releasing his photo so easily

Here you g.... wait a minute! :persuazn: No one tricks the ed into releasing his photo so easily

Please ??!!

Ed is actually a hot, hot Aussie girl.

And when did you all see Party.in.Paris? :persuazn:

The typical answer of someone that is in love - always bright and optimistic :trout:

I wonder if they get sent as cargo or passengers?

I'm allways optimistic even when i'm single it's just the way i am

I guess cargo,it's cheaper i think

Ed is actually a hot, hot Aussie girl.

And when did you all see Party.in.Paris? :persuazn:

maybe the photos thread would be a good place to start digging

The typical answer of someone that is in love - always bright and optimistic :trout:

I wonder if they get sent as cargo or passengers?

I'm allways optimistic even when i'm single it's just the way i am

I guess cargo,it's cheaper i think

optimism plus love = crazy super dooper optimism

I'd go for cargo too that way you save on meal costs

Ed is actually a hot, hot Aussie girl.

And when did you all see Party.in.Paris? :persuazn:

maybe the photos thread would be a good place to start digging

That will take forever. Link me a picture.

Your friends don't know you very well. Maybe you should MMA their ass until they do know you...or die from repeated blows to the head

Here you g.... wait a minute! :persuazn: No one tricks the ed into releasing his photo so easily

Actually they do know me...that's the problem. They made that profile the opposite of how and who I am and I'm getting reactions. Maybe this is why I'm still single

I wasn't trying to trick you

optimism plus love = crazy super dooper optimism

I'd go for cargo too that way you save on meal costs

Well i have to say that i like the crazy super dooper optimism

That's true,and you can allways smuggle drugs or something via the cargo

What the hell did they do? Did he insert something in his butt?

I'm not really into Dutch (or other caucasian) women. Most of the time they lack passion. Not really my thing.

I'm gonna be celibate until I meet my perfect girl

Jup she put a dildo in his butt while he was tied on a chair and while she was having sex with him

caucasian? Why not i mean i know some Dutch women and they all are pretty sexy to me

That's great respect

crying won't get you my picture...unless you cry magical tears that form a reflective puddle and can tell you how people look like. Do you have magical tears?

Well i have to say that i like the crazy super dooper optimism

That's true,and you can allways smuggle drugs or something via the cargo

crazy super dooper optimism is like a drug! :atoobie:

you mean smuggle drugs via their ass, via cargo it's much easier to spot in packages when it goes through x-ray machines

crying won't get you my picture...unless you cry magical tears that form a reflective puddle and can tell you how people look like. Do you have magical tears?

Chuck Norris can cure cancer with his tears. Too bad he never cries

I loved those Chuck Norris things

Me Too! I'm addicted to "Chuck Norris"- and "Your Mum"-Jokes!

crazy super dooper optimism is like a drug! :atoobie:

you mean smuggle drugs via their ass, via cargo it's much easier to spot in packages when it goes through x-ray machines

But it doesn't harm my body

You could be right And what about mail order brides Ed? There are tons of sites where you can find a Russian,..... bride

Me Too! I'm addicted to "Chuck Norris"- and "Your Mum"-Jokes!

The occasional your mum joke is great but some people abuse it

You could be right And what about mail order brides Ed? There are tons of sites where you can find a Russian,..... bride

I hear mail order brides are ugly and marry you to get citizenship then run away with your money before you can lick their stamps