Why are you single?

that begs the question...

I'm edsexual

you are sex ed?

I have some questions.. hehehe

Oh and why i am single changes to often to keep posting in here.

i'm intimidating.

i don't flirt.

i don't do cute things.

i jump off bridges and air planes.

i'm loud.

i'm crazy.

^so why are you single?

guys tend to steer clear of loud crazy women

you are sex ed?

I have some questions.. hehehe

Oh and why i am single changes to often to keep posting in here.

I'm not sex, but I do sex ed

do tell us your reasons! *puffs on smoke pipe*

guys tend to steer clear of loud crazy women

maybe you need to find a hot deaf boy

hahaahah! maybe i do.... but where would music appreciation come in?

or a blind one! hahahahaahaha!

maybe

hahaahah! maybe i do.... but where would music appreciation come in?

Celine I'd say marry a loud spanish guy with an amazing good taste of music who can dance with you to some Yelle songs

hahahhah! thats great... only our conversation would compose of me quoting dodge ball all the time

"donde esta a la biblioteca pedro?"

You want Pedro to go to the library with you? :brows:

ooooooooooo!!! sexy!

OR!!!!

"profesor! donde esta tus quarto con la mesa en escuela?"

oh man! i don't even make sense! hahahhahah!

Professor! Where is the room with the table in the school? At least your doing better than people I've heard, it's still understandable I could be the translator here

des! :shock: what a dirty translation!!!!!!!!!!!

I should of taken my glasses off

oooo.... talk nerdy to me again and again!

Pedro's motherboard is showing :shock: HAHAHAHA

You're saying that like it's a bad thing Des. Have you ever run your computer with the side panel taken off to expose the bare motherboard? Huh? It's actually much more roomy, not only do you minimize the amount of dust settlement on it but it also aides overall performance by allowing more cool air to come into the system. It's like walking around the house in your boxers.

i'm intimidating.

i don't flirt.

i don't do cute things.

i jump off bridges and air planes.

i'm loud.

i'm crazy.

So why are you single?

Jumping off of bridges and out of air planes, for the record, should be considered "cute".

Also, being loud and crazy has never stopped anyone before.

I'm single because women seem to have a knack at finding out I'm useless pretty early on in the relationship...

guys tend to steer clear of loud crazy women

I thought you said you had a husband?