Why are you single?

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#781
i'm intimidating.

i don't flirt.

i don't do cute things.

i jump off bridges and air planes.

i'm loud.

i'm crazy.

+ YELLE

+Spanish obsession

=L-O-V-E

sounds great to me

i don't get the problem. This is actually cute, funny, independent, intersting.

And an interesting person should find someone

Even more since we're talking about you here

Independent womaaaaaan

that's why i looove heeeeerrr...

(jumping off bridges and planes sounds pretty amazing )

Oh and why i am single changes to often too keep posting in here.

do tell us your reasons! *puffs on smoke pipe*

yes, baby tell us ehehehe :brows:

I'm single because women seem to have a knack at finding out I'm useless pretty early on in the relationship...

Oh come on - i bet you know quite well how to please them ladies

how would they not want you to work your magic spell on them!?

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#782
guys tend to steer clear of loud crazy women

And quiet serious women too.. not that I have experience here.

you are sex ed?

I have some questions.. hehehe

Oh and why i am single changes to often to keep posting in here.

I'm not sex, but I do sex ed

do tell us your reasons! *puffs on smoke pipe*

I scare men...

I'm single because women seem to have a knack at finding out I'm useless pretty early on in the relationship...

I don't see that as an issue some women like there men to just lay there. hehehehe.

Oh and why i am single changes to often too keep posting in here.

do tell us your reasons! *puffs on smoke pipe*

yes, baby tell us ehehehe :brows:

you know why I am single.. :evil:

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#783
I scare men...

why do you scare men? you don't scare me then again I'm not really a guy am I?

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#784

She doesn't scare me either...

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#785
I scare men...

why do you scare men? you don't scare me then again I'm not really a guy am I?

Maybe since you are "not really a guy" I don't scare you... lol

But thanks for the gesture..

Truthfully.. I scare guys who try to date me..

That is if someone gets the nerve or finds the interest to ask me out on a date..

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#786
She doesn't scare me either...

Maybe because you don't know me well..

hehehe

Thanks SS.

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#787
She doesn't scare me either...

Maybe because you don't know me well..

hehehe

Thanks SS.

I never realized this, but the "Supernatural" brother in your set looks a lot like Captain Awesome in "Chuck".

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#788
You're saying that like it's a bad thing Des. Have you ever run your computer with the side panel taken off to expose the bare motherboard? Huh? It's actually much more roomy, not only do you minimize the amount of dust settlement on it but it also aides overall performance by allowing more cool air to come into the system. It's like walking around the house in your boxers.
i'm intimidating.

i don't flirt.

i don't do cute things.

i jump off bridges and air planes.

i'm loud.

i'm crazy.

So why are you single?

Jumping off of bridges and out of air planes, for the record, should be considered "cute".

Also, being loud and crazy has never stopped anyone before.

hahaha! really! jumping off bridges is cute? since when toobs?

plus doesnt having a bf/gf mean you have to put the effort to call back and be patient? i think i lack both that.... especially the effort!

also, i think men find it intimidating or scary (as azgirl puts it)... when they find out im smart.

seriously.... last time.... i had to dumb myself down so much it was ridiculous! and then i promised myself i would never degrade myself for nonsense!

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#789
i'm intimidating.

i don't flirt.

i don't do cute things.

i jump off bridges and air planes.

i'm loud.

i'm crazy.

+ YELLE

+Spanish obsession

=L-O-V-E

sounds great to me

i don't get the problem. This is actually cute, funny, independent, intersting.

And an interesting person should find someone

Even more since we're talking about you here

Independent womaaaaaan

that's why i looove heeeeerrr...

(jumping off bridges and planes sounds pretty amazing )

well then... :brows:

lets get to business

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#790
She doesn't scare me either...

Maybe because you don't know me well..

hehehe

Thanks SS.

I never realized this, but the "Supernatural" brother in your set looks a lot like Captain Awesome in "Chuck".

You think so.. i find Jensen so much more cuter than Zachary and I don't see it.. but then again I am not very good with matching faces .. lol

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#791
I never realized this, but the "Supernatural" brother in your set looks a lot like Captain Awesome in "Chuck".

ZOMG you watch Chuck too? Awesome is taller and bigger, maybe a longer nose too.

You think so.. i find Jensen so much more cuter than Zachary and I don't see it.. but then again I am not very good with matching faces .. lol

I thought Zach = Chuck?

edit: Devon / Capt. Awesome = Ryan McPartlin

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#792
She doesn't scare me either...

Maybe because you don't know me well..

hehehe

Thanks SS.

I never realized this, but the "Supernatural" brother in your set looks a lot like Captain Awesome in "Chuck".

You think so.. i find Jensen so much more cuter than Zachary and I don't see it.. but then again I am not very good with matching faces .. lol

I didn't mean he looked like the guy that plays Chuck. I meant he looked like Sarah Bartowski's boyfriend.

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#793
I never realized this, but the "Supernatural" brother in your set looks a lot like Captain Awesome in "Chuck".

ZOMG you watch Chuck too?

You know how I used to say I'd drink Irina's bathwater? Well, I need to come up with something stronger for Yvonne...

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#794
Have you ever run your computer with the side panel taken off to expose the bare motherboard? Huh? It's actually much more roomy, not only do you minimize the amount of dust settlement on it

Actually, that increases the dust settlement on it. It just means that all the components get dustier that much quicker. It certainly makes a huge difference to temperature though; and it wouldn't really affect performance (drastically), at least not enough to notice, but the temp change is really quite remarkable Vs with the cover left on.

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#795
I never realized this, but the "Supernatural" brother in your set looks a lot like Captain Awesome in "Chuck".

ZOMG you watch Chuck too? Awesome is taller and bigger, maybe a longer nose too.

You think so.. i find Jensen so much more cuter than Zachary and I don't see it.. but then again I am not very good with matching faces .. lol

I thought Zach = Chuck?

edit: Devon / Capt. Awesome = Ryan McPartlin

OH I think your right about the Chuck guy .. gees I suck at matching this stuff.

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#796

Just wanted to give you some extra eye-candy.

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#797
Just wanted to give you some extra eye-candy.

HEHEHE... Eye candy but I haven't seen you yet?

But yeah, I do like eye candy celebrities..

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#798

Candy, moi?

Well, maybe a package of raisins or something. Anything that kids would save for last out of their Halloween candystash.

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#799
Candy, moi?

Well, maybe a package of raisins or something. Anything that kids would save for last out of their Halloween candystash.

Raisins? How old are you?

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