Why are you single?

You know how I used to say I'd drink Irina's bathwater? Well, I need to come up with something stronger for Yvonne...

really? I think Irina is a trillion times better than Yvonne. Yvonne is still hot though She used to go to a university not far from where I live *stalk*

OH I think your right about the Chuck guy .. gees I suck at matching this stuff.

Wanna play Snap?

27

23 and 48 months

I don't know if this is weird for you guys but I always wanted to bite someboy´s dick until I make him cry a lot =D ... I want to be a really really bad girl !

You know how I used to say I'd drink Irina's bathwater? Well, I need to come up with something stronger for Yvonne...

really? I think Irina is a trillion times better than Yvonne. Yvonne is still hot though She used to go to a university not far from where I live *stalk*

Hey, both of them are welcome. Even both at the same time... :evil:

Yvonne looks like she could crush a man in between those thighs. What a way to go though...

SS 27 is far from a raisin unless there is something about you that makes you wrinkle.. lol

And

Red .. your the same age ?..

and what is Snap? I hope its nothing like strip poker or something I suck at that game.

i am single because...

Prince Charming got the wrong adress <_<

Red .. your the same age ?..

and what is Snap? I hope its nothing like strip poker or something I suck at that game.

What would ever make you think I am anything but a 98 year old transexual ex-porn star trained in the ways of the ninja?

oh snap!

Because being single means you dont have to pass out on DAMN hot women....

PS: I saw Bar Refaeli today, and nearly skipped a heart beat....I'm usually not like that round women...(Maybe its her fame and her being bar refaeli that intimidated me...?)

That's awesome, mate. Where did you see her? Damn I wish I was back in London.

That's awesome, mate. Where did you see her? Damn I wish I was back in London.

In Hampstead.

WOW.. i just was informed why I was, am and will probably be always single. I am too honest. Or maybe it was too brtually honest.

I still say its because I scare men. And women may adore me but i can understand them less than men sometimes.. hehehe ..

im single because i dont like settling for less

aka im a picky bastard.

I'm single because apparantly it's illegal for me to date anyone under 17 in Canada.

Okay... this kind of thing you have to mark with a "just kidding" because there's a lot of police spying around on the internet.

so here it goes...

jk

i hate returning phone calls

I'm single because apparantly it's illegal for me to date anyone under 17 in Canada.

Okay... this kind of thing you have to mark with a "just kidding" because there's a lot of police spying around on the internet.

so here it goes...

jk

TooBoku is slowly but surely turning into the Colonel from Boogie Nights.

I'm single because apparantly it's illegal for me to date anyone under 17 in Canada.

:rofl:

I'm single because I like it and because all the guys here are idiots, seriously nothing but selfish arrogant idiots with ego big enough to kill you.

I'm single because apparantly it's illegal for me to date anyone under 17 in Canada.

:rofl:

I'm single because I like it and because all the guys here are idiots, seriously nothing but selfish arrogant idiots with ego big enough to kill you.

And I'm single because most girls starting from high school here think theyre adriana lima. too big egos.

I believe you!! :laugh:

I'm single because apparantly it's illegal for me to date anyone under 17 in Canada.

:rofl:

I'm single because I like it and because all the guys here are idiots, seriously nothing but selfish arrogant idiots with ego big enough to kill you.

And I'm single because most girls starting from high school here think theyre adriana lima. too big egos.

i hate returning phone calls

i hate returning phone calls

You're not too bad with txt msgs