Why are you single?
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High school boys are sooo lame! They only want you for your body and face. They don't care about anything else... Most of the time.
Either I'm ugly as two nights or I have no game whatsoever, but I'm licking my wounds once again after being shot down worse than a Heinkel He 111 on its way to London by a gorgeous girl I met at the bar last night.
On the upside, the combination of a half dozen beers and a 150th reviewing of Heat cheered me right up. 
At least you were actually shot down by the hot girl, not some ugly best friend bitch shield doing it on her behalf. That's just rubbish. Especially if you're not 12 years-old.
High school boys are sooo lame! They only want you for your body and face. They don't care about anything else... Most of the time.
I hate to break it to you.. that is not just High school boys that are like that.
At least you were actually shot down by the hot girl, not some ugly best friend bitch shield doing it on her behalf. That's just rubbish. Especially if you're not 12 years-old.
WHAT? You're not supposed to do that? Dang, I need to look that up in the maturity manual.. that could explain why I am still single.. 
At least you were actually shot down by the hot girl, not some ugly best friend bitch shield doing it on her behalf. That's just rubbish. Especially if you're not 12 years-old.
There is that.
Why do there have to be so many gorgeous women in the world? 
Cause i know her brothers and they'll kick the snot out of me, and so will my best friend
ive been asking myself that for a couple of years 
I am single because I am unemployed and in New York City unemployment carries the same social stigma as leprosy. 
^^^^^I hope you can get a job there.. this whole thing has been pretty hard on a lot of people. Wait until you have to move in with parents, that can put a damper on the love life too it seems. and on that note of cheerfulness...
It seems I am too much of a buddy to be more than friends.. and I think that is worse than being unemployed in my opinion. Forget Leprosy, being only friend material to everyone is more like a plague that everyone catches which only sucks if you ever decide it might be a good time to settle into a more intimate relationship. But oh well, so goes life...
^^^^^I hope you can get a job there.. this whole thing has been pretty hard on a lot of people. Wait until you have to move in with parents, that can put a damper on the love life too it seems. and on that note of cheerfulness...It seems I am too much of a buddy to be more than friends.. and I think that is worse than being unemployed in my opinion. Forget Leprosy, being only friend material to everyone is more like a plague that everyone catches which only sucks if you ever decide it might be a good time to settle into a more intimate relationship. But oh well, so goes life...
Too bad we don't live closer cuz we'd make a great couple! The unemployed guy and the designated friend girl!! We were made for each other!!
^^^^^I hope you can get a job there.. this whole thing has been pretty hard on a lot of people. Wait until you have to move in with parents, that can put a damper on the love life too it seems. and on that note of cheerfulness...It seems I am too much of a buddy to be more than friends.. and I think that is worse than being unemployed in my opinion. Forget Leprosy, being only friend material to everyone is more like a plague that everyone catches which only sucks if you ever decide it might be a good time to settle into a more intimate relationship. But oh well, so goes life...
Too bad we don't live closer cuz we'd make a great couple! The unemployed guy and the designated friend girl!! We were made for each other!!
That would be an interesting combo. Do you do dishes?
Edit: Relationships are stoo-pid.
^^^^^I hope you can get a job there.. this whole thing has been pretty hard on a lot of people. Wait until you have to move in with parents, that can put a damper on the love life too it seems. and on that note of cheerfulness...It seems I am too much of a buddy to be more than friends.. and I think that is worse than being unemployed in my opinion. Forget Leprosy, being only friend material to everyone is more like a plague that everyone catches which only sucks if you ever decide it might be a good time to settle into a more intimate relationship. But oh well, so goes life...
Too bad we don't live closer cuz we'd make a great couple! The unemployed guy and the designated friend girl!! We were made for each other!!
That would be an interesting combo. Do you do dishes?
I does more then just dishes. 
^^^^^I hope you can get a job there.. this whole thing has been pretty hard on a lot of people. Wait until you have to move in with parents, that can put a damper on the love life too it seems. and on that note of cheerfulness...It seems I am too much of a buddy to be more than friends.. and I think that is worse than being unemployed in my opinion. Forget Leprosy, being only friend material to everyone is more like a plague that everyone catches which only sucks if you ever decide it might be a good time to settle into a more intimate relationship. But oh well, so goes life...
Too bad we don't live closer cuz we'd make a great couple! The unemployed guy and the designated friend girl!! We were made for each other!!
That would be an interesting combo. Do you do dishes?
I does more then just dishes.
For that alone I would hire you in a heart beat but more.. OMG.. 
because my damn girl cheated on me
^The Korean girl?
that was long ago haha
this girl was white.
^^^^^I hope you can get a job there.. this whole thing has been pretty hard on a lot of people. Wait until you have to move in with parents, that can put a damper on the love life too it seems. and on that note of cheerfulness...It seems I am too much of a buddy to be more than friends.. and I think that is worse than being unemployed in my opinion. Forget Leprosy, being only friend material to everyone is more like a plague that everyone catches which only sucks if you ever decide it might be a good time to settle into a more intimate relationship. But oh well, so goes life...
Too bad we don't live closer cuz we'd make a great couple! The unemployed guy and the designated friend girl!! We were made for each other!!
That would be an interesting combo. Do you do dishes?
I does more then just dishes.
For that alone I would hire you in a heart beat but more.. OMG..
See how she says "hire you". So don't be getting any ideas Limer
because my damn girl cheated on me
I thought you said you guys both didn't have jobs so you were doing it more often than rabbits since there was nothing better to do? And she still cheated? Shame.