Why are you single?

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#1081

different girl lol

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#1082
^^^^^I hope you can get a job there.. this whole thing has been pretty hard on a lot of people. Wait until you have to move in with parents, that can put a damper on the love life too it seems. and on that note of cheerfulness...

It seems I am too much of a buddy to be more than friends.. and I think that is worse than being unemployed in my opinion. Forget Leprosy, being only friend material to everyone is more like a plague that everyone catches which only sucks if you ever decide it might be a good time to settle into a more intimate relationship. But oh well, so goes life...

Too bad we don't live closer cuz we'd make a great couple! The unemployed guy and the designated friend girl!! We were made for each other!!

That would be an interesting combo. Do you do dishes?

I does more then just dishes.

For that alone I would hire you in a heart beat but more.. OMG..

See how she says "hire you". So don't be getting any ideas Limer

AWWW.. Limey knows I hearts him..

Russel do you clean bathrooms? I might have a job for you too..

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#1083
^^^^^I hope you can get a job there.. this whole thing has been pretty hard on a lot of people. Wait until you have to move in with parents, that can put a damper on the love life too it seems. and on that note of cheerfulness...

It seems I am too much of a buddy to be more than friends.. and I think that is worse than being unemployed in my opinion. Forget Leprosy, being only friend material to everyone is more like a plague that everyone catches which only sucks if you ever decide it might be a good time to settle into a more intimate relationship. But oh well, so goes life...

Too bad we don't live closer cuz we'd make a great couple! The unemployed guy and the designated friend girl!! We were made for each other!!

That would be an interesting combo. Do you do dishes?

I does more then just dishes.

For that alone I would hire you in a heart beat but more.. OMG..

See how she says "hire you". So don't be getting any ideas Limer

AWWW.. Limey knows I hearts him..

Russel do you clean bathrooms? I might have a job for you too..

No, but I am good in the bedroom . You know, changing sheets and stuff like that.

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#1084

I know what makes her tick :Dinah:

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#1085
^^^^^I hope you can get a job there.. this whole thing has been pretty hard on a lot of people. Wait until you have to move in with parents, that can put a damper on the love life too it seems. and on that note of cheerfulness...

It seems I am too much of a buddy to be more than friends.. and I think that is worse than being unemployed in my opinion. Forget Leprosy, being only friend material to everyone is more like a plague that everyone catches which only sucks if you ever decide it might be a good time to settle into a more intimate relationship. But oh well, so goes life...

Too bad we don't live closer cuz we'd make a great couple! The unemployed guy and the designated friend girl!! We were made for each other!!

That would be an interesting combo. Do you do dishes?

I does more then just dishes.

For that alone I would hire you in a heart beat but more.. OMG..

See how she says "hire you". So don't be getting any ideas Limer

AWWW.. Limey knows I hearts him..

Russel do you clean bathrooms? I might have a job for you too..

No, but I am good in the bedroom . You know, changing sheets and stuff like that.

I do like really clean sheets.

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#1086
I know what makes her tick :Dinah:

You know it Limey!!!

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#1087
different girl lol

i am sure you won't stay single for too long. hehehe

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#1088
different girl lol

i am sure you won't stay single for too long. hehehe

How so?

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#1089
^^^^^I hope you can get a job there.. this whole thing has been pretty hard on a lot of people. Wait until you have to move in with parents, that can put a damper on the love life too it seems. and on that note of cheerfulness...

It seems I am too much of a buddy to be more than friends.. and I think that is worse than being unemployed in my opinion. Forget Leprosy, being only friend material to everyone is more like a plague that everyone catches which only sucks if you ever decide it might be a good time to settle into a more intimate relationship. But oh well, so goes life...

Too bad we don't live closer cuz we'd make a great couple! The unemployed guy and the designated friend girl!! We were made for each other!!

That would be an interesting combo. Do you do dishes?

I does more then just dishes.

For that alone I would hire you in a heart beat but more.. OMG..

See how she says "hire you". So don't be getting any ideas Limer

AWWW.. Limey knows I hearts him..

Russel do you clean bathrooms? I might have a job for you too..

No, but I am good in the bedroom . You know, changing sheets and stuff like that.

I do like really clean sheets.

But, I'm a lover, not a maid.

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#1090
different girl lol

i am sure you won't stay single for too long. hehehe

How so?

Have you read the had sex thread? lol

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#1091
^^^^^I hope you can get a job there.. this whole thing has been pretty hard on a lot of people. Wait until you have to move in with parents, that can put a damper on the love life too it seems. and on that note of cheerfulness...

It seems I am too much of a buddy to be more than friends.. and I think that is worse than being unemployed in my opinion. Forget Leprosy, being only friend material to everyone is more like a plague that everyone catches which only sucks if you ever decide it might be a good time to settle into a more intimate relationship. But oh well, so goes life...

Too bad we don't live closer cuz we'd make a great couple! The unemployed guy and the designated friend girl!! We were made for each other!!

That would be an interesting combo. Do you do dishes?

I does more then just dishes.

For that alone I would hire you in a heart beat but more.. OMG..

See how she says "hire you". So don't be getting any ideas Limer

AWWW.. Limey knows I hearts him..

Russel do you clean bathrooms? I might have a job for you too..

No, but I am good in the bedroom . You know, changing sheets and stuff like that.

I do like really clean sheets.

But, I'm a lover, not a maid.

Oh darn.. hehehehe

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#1092
different girl lol

i am sure you won't stay single for too long. hehehe

How so?

Have you read the had sex thread? lol

Yeah, he said that he was having more sex than anyone since he had nothing better to do.

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#1093
Oh darn.. hehehehe

Why "darn"?

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#1094
Oh darn.. hehehehe

Why "darn"?

I really need a maid... hehehe

and I won't say I do not need a lover, but...

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#1095
Oh darn.. hehehehe

Why "darn"?

I really need a maid... hehehe

and I won't say I do not need a lover, but...

but what? Not interested? Nothing personal, me neither , i was just saying, and keeping the conversation going. hehe

BTW, you still haven't addressed my reply to your "had sex" thread comment.

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#1096
Oh darn.. hehehehe

Why "darn"?

I really need a maid... hehehe

and I won't say I do not need a lover, but...

but what? Not interested? Nothing personal, me neither , i was just saying, and keeping the conversation going. hehe

BTW, you still haven't addressed my reply to your "had sex" thread comment.

Had sex? me? ummm.. no i missed that... really miss that.

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russellb
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#1097
Oh darn.. hehehehe

Why "darn"?

I really need a maid... hehehe

and I won't say I do not need a lover, but...

but what? Not interested? Nothing personal, me neither , i was just saying, and keeping the conversation going. hehe

BTW, you still haven't addressed my reply to your "had sex" thread comment.

Had sex? me? ummm.. no i missed that... really miss that.

No, I meant this....

different girl lol

i am sure you won't stay single for too long. hehehe

How so?

Have you read the had sex thread? lol

Yeah, he said that he was having more sex than anyone since he had nothing better to do.

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#1098

Being just as happy single as being coupled signifies strength of character.

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#1099
Being just as happy single as being coupled signifies strength of character.

you have a point.

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#1100

I'm single because I never felt that I needed a boyfriend in high school, and now that I'm in college I'm just more focused on figuring out my career. Though I do get lonely, I just don't want to be in a relationship just to say I've been in one. I knew too many people like that, and it didn't make them happy.

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