Weird Sexual Fantasies

Why did you all read it through? I stopped after the first paragraph. And then pipped

Also... I have dreams of Kathy Bates riding a miniature tricycle without a seat. She also happens to be completely naked except for a thick stripey scarf and a pair of grey thermal socks.

:evil: Oh how I killed this thread.

i have sweaty fantasies

I wonder if its Flavia being your sex slave and your demand on additional handjob from Alessandra and Doutzen Kroes due to your impotence :|

Hahaha. Their never in my Fantasies i try to keep them out, but Flavia slipped in there once .

You wake up in the morning and see your wife peacefully sleeping beside you... You have morning wood but she doesn't wake up so you get this crazy idea to have sex with her while she's still asleep. She wakes up with this angry look on her face but you keep on humping because you know she'll forgive you later anyway. She proceeds to slap your arm really hard to try to get you to stop but you're in the zone. She doesn't really want you to stop, she's just slapping you because it gets her off... The 5-year-old and the 4-year-old walk in on you and they say amongst themselves "what are they doing?" "looks like mom and dad are fighting... and dad's winning.... go dad go!"

In my dreams there is my computer and lots of love

You wake up in the morning and see your wife peacefully sleeping beside you... You have morning wood but she doesn't wake up so you get this crazy idea to have sex with her while she's still asleep. She wakes up with this angry look on her face but you keep on humping because you know she'll forgive you later anyway. She proceeds to slap your arm really hard to try to get you to stop but you're in the zone. She doesn't really want you to stop, she's just slapping you because it gets her off... The 5-year-old and the 4-year-old walk in on you and they say amongst themselves "what are they doing?" "looks like mom and dad are fighting... and dad's winning.... go dad go!"

O.O

:x

Heather....make me feel better *holds out a school girl outfit* :evil:

You wake up in the morning and see your wife peacefully sleeping beside you... You have morning wood but she doesn't wake up so you get this crazy idea to have sex with her while she's still asleep. She wakes up with this angry look on her face but you keep on humping because you know she'll forgive you later anyway. She proceeds to slap your arm really hard to try to get you to stop but you're in the zone. She doesn't really want you to stop, she's just slapping you because it gets her off... The 5-year-old and the 4-year-old walk in on you and they say amongst themselves "what are they doing?" "looks like mom and dad are fighting... and dad's winning.... go dad go!"

:| :shock:

These dreams just scarred me for life

I dunno... I think it would be cool to get slammed while I was asleep.

:x

Heather....make me feel better *holds out a school girl outfit* :evil:

Ophelia, the only thing i can do for you now is to share this little space with you in this shell. Im hiding and i hope Tooboku's next weird sexual fantasy will have nothing to do with sea-shells

Like getting a conch stuck up your butt by the "mermaid" who lives in the swimming pool while you're just minding your own business tanning in the sun?

Speaking of sea shells... has anyone opened a muscle and noticed the it looks vaguely familiar?

:x

Heather....make me feel better *holds out a school girl outfit* :evil:

Ophelia, the only thing i can do for you now is to share this little space with you in this shell. Im hiding and i hope Tooboku's next weird sexual fantasy will have nothing to do with sea-shells

I think you spoke too soon

:|

I have some really wierd sexual fantasies. Some are either really really wierd or weird and somewhat violent, but harmless. I can start off with my favorite sex fantasy with.......

Remember "Return of The Jedi"? Leia gets captured by Jabba and is used as a sex slave. Well I take that same act and have it play in my mind a little differently. I'll either put a super model I like or an actress I like and start from there. It goes like this..... Lets say for instance my Leia will be played by........Adrian Lima.

She gets brought over to Jabba by his guards and she is not putting up to much of a struggle. She is then face to face with the grotesque creater known as Jabba. She says the lines....

"We have powerful friends! Your going to regret this.."

Then Jabba puts his tongue out and begins to lick her and she just gives out a disgusted moan and the henchman of Jabba either look the other way or just look while their shaking their heads out of disgust and shame for what she is about to endure. lol.

We no cut to the next scene where we now see everyone sleepng just like in the movie. Leia(played by Adriana Lima) is now scene in some really, scantly lingeirie and her hair cut along ith wearing heavy eye makeup. She lies there with her back against Jabba's(thats me) body without anything holding her back. She is not under no restraints but knows there is really nowehere to go. She lays there sleping with Jabba's pet(whatever you call that thing was) sniffing her lower body. She moves with a slep moan and the pet startles away. Then a few hours later the party which we see in the movie where the alins are dancing starts and Leia now has to do a stripper dance. She has to do this in front of everyone and act as if she enjoys it. Later on as other music is playing, Jabba starts to butt %^&$% her. With no morality at all, he does it in front of everyone. She moans in both pain and disgust but with a hint of enjoyment. Jabba holds her in place(i'm jabba just to remind you lmao) with (I give 6) six of his hands. 2 hands are holding her legs, 2 hands are holding her hips, and 2 hands are holding her face. After about 3 and a half hours of sex, Leia is wiped out of energy and falls right to sleep on Jabba. As his henchmen all gather around to give her a hand bath as she sleeps, 3 hours later luke comes in to say this and that to Jabba.

You know the one scene where Jabba yanks on Leia's chain and she just falls back onto Jabba? Well heres my version where Jabba is an expert at choke sex where he can choke a girl out just enough to the poine where a: she wont die and B: she wont get brain damage.

Jabba now gets a whip around her neck and pulls her towards his stomach but now is pullng her up by the whipp as she starts to loose conciosness, he lets go and says...

"Soon my Leia darling. You will learn to appreciate me"

Ummm...Jabba?...:rofl:

Ermmm...

There is such a thing as too much information, even in the Love & Sex sub-forum... :shock:

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You wake up in the morning and see your wife peacefully sleeping beside you... You have morning wood but she doesn't wake up so you get this crazy idea to have sex with her while she's still asleep. She wakes up with this angry look on her face but you keep on humping because you know she'll forgive you later anyway. She proceeds to slap your arm really hard to try to get you to stop but you're in the zone. She doesn't really want you to stop, she's just slapping you because it gets her off... The 5-year-old and the 4-year-old walk in on you and they say amongst themselves "what are they doing?" "looks like mom and dad are fighting... and dad's winning.... go dad go!"

:shock: That would be the day my husband "mysteriously" dissapeared.

I dunno... I think it would be cool to get slammed while I was asleep.

I'd be happy to beat some guy up while he is sleeping!

*thinks of possible victims*

j/k... maybe :evil:

My weird sexual fantasy is to do it in the middle of a churh !

With or without people watching?

With out people watching of corse ! Also in a dark night at the cementery ! WOW :evil:

in a dark night at the cementery ! WOW :evil:

:shock: And I thought I was crazy... I won't even go into a cemetary during the day when it's all light outside...

in a dark night at the cemetery ! WOW :evil:

:shock: And I thought I was crazy... I won't even go into a cemetary during the day when it's all light outside...

Well i dont care about that ! Im sure that nobody will be in a dark night in the cemetery, only me and my boy or maybe with a girl :evil: