Weird Sexual Fantasies

in a dark night at the cemetery ! WOW :evil:

:shock: And I thought I was crazy... I won't even go into a cemetary during the day when it's all light outside...

Well i dont care about that ! Im sure that nobody will be in a dark night in the cemetery, only me and my boy or maybe with a girl :evil:

^ then remember to double-check if she/he is really human being.... :|

I have some really wierd sexual fantasies. Some are either really really wierd or weird and somewhat violent, but harmless. I can start off with my favorite sex fantasy with.......

Remember "Return of The Jedi"? Leia gets captured by Jabba and is used as a sex slave. Well I take that same act and have it play in my mind a little differently. I'll either put a super model I like or an actress I like and start from there. It goes like this..... Lets say for instance my Leia will be played by........Adrian Lima.

She gets brought over to Jabba by his guards and she is not putting up to much of a struggle. She is then face to face with the grotesque creater known as Jabba. She says the lines....

"We have powerful friends! Your going to regret this.."

Then Jabba puts his tongue out and begins to lick her and she just gives out a disgusted moan and the henchman of Jabba either look the other way or just look while their shaking their heads out of disgust and shame for what she is about to endure. lol.

We no cut to the next scene where we now see everyone sleepng just like in the movie. Leia(played by Adriana Lima) is now scene in some really, scantly lingeirie and her hair cut along ith wearing heavy eye makeup. She lies there with her back against Jabba's(thats me) body without anything holding her back. She is not under no restraints but knows there is really nowehere to go. She lays there sleping with Jabba's pet(whatever you call that thing was) sniffing her lower body. She moves with a slep moan and the pet startles away. Then a few hours later the party which we see in the movie where the alins are dancing starts and Leia now has to do a stripper dance. She has to do this in front of everyone and act as if she enjoys it. Later on as other music is playing, Jabba starts to butt %^&$% her. With no morality at all, he does it in front of everyone. She moans in both pain and disgust but with a hint of enjoyment. Jabba holds her in place(i'm jabba just to remind you lmao) with (I give 6) six of his hands. 2 hands are holding her legs, 2 hands are holding her hips, and 2 hands are holding her face. After about 3 and a half hours of sex, Leia is wiped out of energy and falls right to sleep on Jabba. As his henchmen all gather around to give her a hand bath as she sleeps, 3 hours later luke comes in to say this and that to Jabba.

You know the one scene where Jabba yanks on Leia's chain and she just falls back onto Jabba? Well heres my version where Jabba is an expert at choke sex where he can choke a girl out just enough to the poine where a: she wont die and B: she wont get brain damage.

Jabba now gets a whip around her neck and pulls her towards his stomach but now is pullng her up by the whipp as she starts to loose conciosness, he lets go and says...

"Soon my Leia darling. You will learn to appreciate me"

thats one of the funniest, most disturbing, thought out things I have ever read

yea I know im a little late

^^^ I agree

star wars?

I don't think I will ever look at it the same way without laughing

in a cementary or church? :| that's some scary thought for me :shock:

in a dark night at the cemetery ! WOW :evil:

:shock: And I thought I was crazy... I won't even go into a cemetary during the day when it's all light outside...

Well i dont care about that ! Im sure that nobody will be in a dark night in the cemetery, only me and my boy or maybe with a girl :evil:

^ then remember to double-check if she/he is really human being.... :|

jajajaj yees i have to check ! Thanks for the advice

And rememeber Andreina, they hate garlic !!!

With out people watching of corse ! Also in a dark night at the cementery ! WOW :evil:

Haven't done the church one, but the cemetery... a dozen times or so lol (Acutally it's pretty normal for me friends and I to hang out there during the evening for the hell of it)

This is our local graveyard (well one of them...Sonoma Mountain Cem)

This place is really creepyat night and pretty old to boot.. at least 125+ years.

You have sex where someones grandparents are burried??

For shame!

Just remember... they are all watching you

Kinky? Hope I give them a good show.

And rememeber Andreina, they hate garlic !!!

Dont worry Heather !I will be very forewarned that day!!!

And nice pics of the cemetery ! It looks exciting for me !

Im sure that the deads will enjoy the show ! (That is to yours forever)

You people... you are all insane... dead people creep me out... this guy told me about a college and he wants me to attend with him... it was at a mortuary(?)... I was like, "no way, I've seen too many movies and shows where those people comes back to life all discombobulated and they're like 'help me!'"

Maybe I should go into a graveyard before judging though... I've never been to one and maybe they aren't as scary as I thought... maybe I'll go with Andreina and I'll be that "maybe with a girl" situation...

HAUHUAHEAUHEUAHEU

oh my gosh people !

my weird sexual fantasy is so ...normal...but sooo exciting ... lol:drool:

It's to be with me and Heather at the same time... isn't it?

You are soo transparent Gabs... everyone has that fantasy!

You people... you are all insane... dead people creep me out... this guy told me about a college and he wants me to attend with him... it was at a mortuary(?)... I was like, "no way, I've seen too many movies and shows where those people comes back to life all discombobulated and they're like 'help me!'"

Maybe I should go into a graveyard before judging though... I've never been to one and maybe they aren't as scary as I thought... maybe I'll go with Andreina and I'll be that "maybe with a girl" situation...

jajajajajajajajjajajajajjaja!!

It will be nice ! Im sure :evil:

It's to be with me and Heather at the same time... isn't it?

You are soo transparent Gabs... everyone has that fantasy!

HOW DO YOU KNOW ?? AHHAHAHAHA

psssssh ... you wish !

j/k

Mortician, just a job.. someone has to do it.. .. and it's not a bad job either.... Decent hours, no boss up your ass, no ppl to have to deal with the majority of the time, excellent pay, and best of all.... lots and lots of repeatable business... = JOB SECURITY.

Graveyard just another place to hang out... sure some ppl put loved ones in the ground there.. but the bodies over time disintegrate leaving just a bunch of empty(or near empty) coffins and holes in the ground.

Cem's are quite, peaceful and often beautiful.. Not a god damn thing scary about them imo..... I'm more worried about walking down the street in Gate Gate Park at 2am and getting my ass killed by some homeless dude, then hanging out in a graveyard at 2am where about the only thing that might bother me are some asshole 15 year olds out having a good time and asking me to buy them beer, a spider or two, and the remote chance of seeing spiritual activity.. and if that's the case, I'm down!

Graveyard just another place to hang out... sure some ppl put loved ones in the ground there.. but the bodies over time disintegrate leaving just a bunch of empty(or near empty) coffins and holes in the ground.

Oh yeah, Buffy used to hang out there all the time.

Who, or wtf is a buffy? o.o

i've always had the fantsay of like, a burgler coming in my house with a mask on and coming in to steal things, and sees me in bed sound asleep in a sexy nighty, and comes in my room to seduce me, i fight a lil then give in, and he never takes the mask off..while we do the nasty

told my boyfriend about this, let me just say. best roleplay ever.

Who, or wtf is a buffy? o.o

buffy the vampire? :|

Slayer. Buffy the Vampire Slayer.