Weird Sexual Fantasies

The pot calling the kettle black?

Yes.

as long as you realize that, my oinkalicious friend

my tone on the last post was shitty

i must have been pms'ing, but thats a whole other thread!!

thats why i like ya, oinky

were quite alike

I have a new oneeeee

In a formula 1 car :evil:

In a formula one car??? is there room??

I have a new oneeeee

In a formula 1 car :evil:

mine actualy takes place in a confession booth.

im telling the priest about all my wicked thoughts and he cant help himself

he has to have me lol. and the priest is HOT

theres not much room in the booth, so the action gets moved to

me being bent over one of the pews.... :evil:

i imagine the priest looks alot like clive owen

<im going straight to helllllllllll mwahahahaha>

I'm liking the ideas in the formula 1 car and the recording studio :brows: I don't know about the priest :|

lol.. i think that fantasy goes back to that damn movie 'stigmata'

where gabriel byrne plays a priest *yummy* *slurp*

now dont judge me... boku made it with a turkey baster!!!!

^

I think the priest idea is better than the turkey baster

mine actualy takes place in a confession booth.

im telling the priest about all my wicked thoughts and he cant help himself

he has to have me lol. and the priest is HOT

theres not much room in the booth, so the action gets moved to

me being bent over one of the pews.... :evil:

read what?? *tries to look innocent*

I have a new oneeeee

In a formula 1 car :evil:

mine's the same <_<

reQording studio

Doing naughty things with a hot teacher after class is dismissed...in the classroom. Hee hee.

mine actualy takes place in a confession booth.

im telling the priest about all my wicked thoughts and he cant help himself

he has to have me lol. and the priest is HOT

theres not much room in the booth, so the action gets moved to

me being bent over one of the pews.... :evil:

i imagine the priest looks alot like clive owen

<im going straight to helllllllllll mwahahahaha>

I'm liking the ideas in the formula 1 car and the recording studio :brows: I don't know about the priest :|

I have a new oneeeee

In a formula 1 car :evil:

I have a new oneeeee

In a formula 1 car :evil:

mine's the same <_<

reQording studio

never seen eurotrip

but if that happens in the flick, ill have to check it out

cause thats fucking hotttt

I think getting chained to the wall is hot. Chained and being completely unable to move...

and the being forced to watch an all girl party... and they're all BZ girls... and they're all looking at you as they help themselves to an all-you-can-eat-clam-buffet... and they taunt you to try and get some but you can't... and then they start calling you names... and then it gets so bad you have to come up with something to keep you distracted to save yourself from embarassment because the action is really hot and you can 'O' just from watching... but it doesn't work because every once in a while they're graise your skin just to tease you... so you try harder... you think about your grandma... it almost works but then SPLAT!... you just nutted while thinking about your grandma... gross...

I think getting chained to the wall is hot. Chained and being completely unable to move...

and the being forced to watch an all girl party... and they're all BZ girls... and they're all looking at you as they help themselves to an all-you-can-eat-clam-buffet... and they taunt you to try and get some but you can't... and then they start calling you names... and then it gets so bad you have to come up with something to keep you distracted to save yourself from embarassment because the action is really hot and you can 'O' just from watching... but it doesn't work because every once in a while they're graise your skin just to tease you... so you try harder... you think about your grandma... it almost works but then SPLAT!... you just nutted while thinking about your grandma... gross...