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Matching sets are for girls...with cooties!
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#3421

I guess based on what you said about being homogenized you must feel the way I do about the Maxim lists . Not only a bland jumble of it girls with a stardard of famous + young + not overweight + not offensively ugly = hot, but seemingly anyone on the list is one blockbuster film or TV role away from being 80-90 spaces hotter in one year . Not to mention it seems to me some of the women's 'hotness' is almost being sold like a product almost like they're talking you into it ('you're a man, so you want this' at least on some of its VH1 shows though I haven't seen this year's. But the media does have a way of trying to subliminally talk you into actresses' beauty like if I hear 'the beautiful Sarah Jessica' enough times it'll change my mind ). The most interresting thing about it to me though is they seem to mean 'hot' as in looks and 'being hot on the scene' at the same time, but obviously all the photoshoots are sexual and Meryl Streep can make ten movies in the year and not be on obviously, so the inevitable result is people thinking its all looks so arguing and complaining about the rankings based on looks only and why my favorite model is below Amanda Bynes is inevitable. I don't hate them though, but I just saw the thread and have a friend who's really into it so I find it kindof funny I guess .

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#3422
i think the better question is can B give her some "hope" where she needa and is asking for it
^I'm always happy to dish out some "hope" - she need only ask!

And always a pleasure to see some Behati on my thread, LMS.

i think the look in her eyes is calling for you. she knows who is best for her

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#3423
I guess based on what you said about being homogenized you must feel the way I do about the Maxim lists . Not only a bland jumble of it girls with a stardard of famous + young + not overweight + not offensively ugly = hot, but seemingly anyone on the list is one blockbuster film or TV role away from being 80-90 spaces hotter in one year . Not to mention it seems to me some of the women's 'hotness' is almost being sold like a product almost like they're talking you into it ('you're a man, so you want this' at least on some of its VH1 shows though I haven't seen this year's. But the media does have a way of trying to subliminally talk you into actresses' beauty like if I hear 'the beautiful Sarah Jessica' enough times it'll change my mind ). The most interresting thing about it to me though is they seem to mean 'hot' as in looks and 'being hot on the scene' at the same time, but obviously all the photoshoots are sexual and Meryl Streep can make ten movies in the year and not be on obviously, so the inevitable result is people thinking its all looks so arguing and complaining about the rankings based on looks only and why my favorite model is below Amanda Bynes is inevitable. I don't hate them though, but I just saw the thread and have a friend who's really into it so I find it kindof funny I guess .

i have never found Sarah jessica Parker beautiful. i have no diea what kind of crack some of these people are on. i give her credit, she has kept ehr real looks, which in Hollywood is rare, but she is average looking. But, as an actress, i do think she ahs talent.

and i do agree Joe, the media goes to great lengths to 'get over" the talent they want people to like and pay money to see. Like MEgan Fox. She is paltered all voer the palce, yet (IMO) cannot act to save ehr life. But we are being force fed that "beauty equals talent".

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i'm big in japan
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#3424
Deal

Annoying! Her smile never fails to make me melt

Have you seen Garden State? If you didn't like her in that you probably wouldn't like her in anything <_<

Did you know the dude playing Thor is yet another graduate of Home & Away? Seems Australia is slowly taking over Hollywood.. soon it'll just be us and Natalie

^I know 'Jason Stackhouse' from True Blood used to 'live' in Summer Bay too. Don't all the girls end up becoming second-rate popstars (Melissa George notwithstanding)?

And yes, I did see Garden State. And no, I didn't! I did like her in Leon (no sniggering at the back there - you know what I mean!) - and she was very distracting in Closer (yes, this time it is the reason you're thinking of!). So, well, let's just say I'm ambivalent in the main...

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not with a BANG but a whimper...
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#3425
I guess based on what you said about being homogenized you must feel the way I do about the Maxim lists . Not only a bland jumble of it girls with a stardard of famous + young + not overweight + not offensively ugly = hot, but seemingly anyone on the list is one blockbuster film or TV role away from being 80-90 spaces hotter in one year . Not to mention it seems to me some of the women's 'hotness' is almost being sold like a product almost like they're talking you into it ('you're a man, so you want this' at least on some of its VH1 shows though I haven't seen this year's. But the media does have a way of trying to subliminally talk you into actresses' beauty like if I hear 'the beautiful Sarah Jessica' enough times it'll change my mind ). The most interresting thing about it to me though is they seem to mean 'hot' as in looks and 'being hot on the scene' at the same time, but obviously all the photoshoots are sexual and Meryl Streep can make ten movies in the year and not be on obviously, so the inevitable result is people thinking its all looks so arguing and complaining about the rankings based on looks only and why my favorite model is below Amanda Bynes is inevitable. I don't hate them though, but I just saw the thread and have a friend who's really into it so I find it kindof funny I guess .
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#3426

i have never found Sarah jessica Parker beautiful. i have no diea what kind of crack some of these people are on. i give her credit, she has kept ehr real looks, which in Hollywood is rare, but she is average looking. But, as an actress, i do think she ahs talent.
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#3427
i have never found Sarah jessica Parker beautiful. i have no diea what kind of crack some of these people are on. i give her credit, she has kept ehr real looks, which in Hollywood is rare, but she is average looking. But, as an actress, i do think she ahs talent.
^Sarah Jessica Parker = horse/clown hybrid.
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#3428
I loved Closer.. for many reasons. Did you know the dude from Knowing Me, Knowing You (played the food critic, the French chef, etc) wrote that?
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i&#39;m big in japan
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#3429

^giggle.gif

Love Chris Morris too

The great Shaun Micallef did a great news parody show here just a few years ago called Newstopia.. went for 3 series I think.

They also did all these awesome fake ads in between.. none better so than the various "Inspektor Herring" promos

... And I say this in the depressing inevitability that Rosie will soon be atop such a poll.
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Bregje Heine(ke)n
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#3430

All these "hot" lists are ridiculous, if you ask me it´s always about the "girl of the moment" thing, quite boring at the same time...

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#3431

it´s destiny!!

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Just remember, Biden wasn't elected. He was installed
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#3432

Do not, under ANY circumstances, watch this video. Do not press play. Back slowly away from your screen and just walk away from this. Ain't worth it.

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These quotes about the video say it all.

It wasn’t easy, but I finally managed to fap to this. –Martin Luther King, Jr

the fuck did i just watch?

why buy a cow when milk is cheap…fuck that will be stuck in my head now

i really should start listening to warnings. cannot be unseen…

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?

What is this! I don't even...

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

Why by the cow when the milk is cheep.

WHAT ...... .... the flying fuck is this?

kill yourself

Lady GaGa?

WHY? wtf

My clitoris makes no sense right now.

I... 

I never thought I'd say this but, that woman should stay out of the kitchen.

ive never before been as confused as i am right now....wtf did i just watch O.o
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I never understood the frequency uh huh
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#3433
By the way, Michael*, I just received the BBC 'Sherlock' series on DVD - so I can finally see what the fuss was about (+ Gemma Chan)... (Y)

Ah, excellent - do let me know what you think! When I first heard about the series, I was fully expecting to hate it but I couldn't have been more wrong. A cracking, if strangely short-lived little show (perhaps with it being a modern adaptation, they were reluctant to commit to more than three episodes? ).

i have never found Sarah jessica Parker beautiful. i have no diea what kind of crack some of these people are on. i give her credit, she has kept ehr real looks, which in Hollywood is rare, but she is average looking. But, as an actress, i do think she ahs talent.
^Sarah Jessica Parker = horse/clown hybrid.

Lolllll. Totally agree

Takes me back to a great bit in the movie Ed Wood, where Sarah Jessica Parker reads a newspaper article about herself and asks Johnny Depp "do I really have a face like a horse?" - before proceeding to pull the one of the horsiest faces of all time.

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#3434
... And I say this in the depressing inevitability that Rosie will soon be atop such a poll.

Sooner than you think

Maxim Hot 100 2011

...

5. Mila Kunis

4. Cameron Diaz

3. Katy Perry

2. Olivia Munn

1. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

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not with a BANG but a whimper...
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#3435

it´s destiny!!
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not with a BANG but a whimper...
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#3436
Love Chris Morris too

chris morris is boss

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not with a BANG but a whimper...
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#3437

Do not, under ANY circumstances, watch this video. Do not press play. Back slowly away from your screen and just walk away from this. Ain't worth it.
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not with a BANG but a whimper...
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#3438

Ah, excellent - do let me know what you think! When I first heard about the series, I was fully expecting to hate it but I couldn't have been more wrong. A cracking, if strangely short-lived little show (perhaps with it being a modern adaptation, they were reluctant to commit to more than three episodes? ).
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#3439

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#3440
it´s destiny!!
^Kismet even, but I know deep down his heart belongs to AnaBBarrosFan - with a little Joe on the side!
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