Masturbation makes you ugly!

great, you blew my cover but saved my butt

it's a butt worth saving!

thanks, hey... it's been a while!

it's been awhile since it was worth saving?

nah, since i've chilled in love&sex

there's nothing to chill over, here. this is the place to get all hot&bothered!

Shut up! Masturbation is great!

Is it true that masturbation heals headaches?

if you have a head ache because of stress perhaps, because it relaxes you and while you are doing it right then it should take your mind off things that stress you.

It can heal headaches, since masturbation and the ensuing climax will release endorfines, the body's natural pain killer.

But when you got headaches because of blood channels that are stuffed (?) masturbation makes the blood run faster, so the head aches come in faster frequences I think! But masturbation is a great thing! The finest connection of fantasy and relaxation ever

oh ok. That was something I didn't know. I suffer from headaches.. I've gone to the doctor for it but they have all sent me to another type of doctor. So....

migrains? sinus problems? I use to have sinus problems ... it really effected me academically and in other aspects... headaches are terrible!

migrains? sinus problems? I use to have sinus problems ... it really effected me academically and in other aspects... headaches are terrible!

Yes, they can turn life into a real hell. I don't know if it's migrain.. I'm secretly avoiding to go to the doctor because I had an accident a few years ago with my head and well.. I don't want to receive bad news

Masturabation causes me pimples. i started one or two years ago i forgot when but the thing is i never started to get pimples till the begining of last year, but then again i went threw a lot in my life last year, but even when i do masturabate these days i get a pimple like the next day.

So does anyone no how to stop masturbating? like is there a pill or something?

^ get a girlfriend

@ Anthony

pimples is part of being a teenager & if you're in a lot of stress, you can expect some

especially if you're eating a lot of junk food.

idk about your masturbation problem

i don't even know why i'm in this thread

Masturabation causes me pimples. i started one or two years ago i forgot when but the thing is i never started to get pimples till the begining of last year, but then again i went threw a lot in my life last year, but even when i do masturabate these days i get a pimple like the next day.

So does anyone no how to stop masturbating? like is there a pill or something?

Here's what the Mormons say about it. I post this for novelty purposes only - not because I want people to follow this list.

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STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Mark E. Petersen

Council of the 12 Apostles

Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty. Many have been,

both male and female, and you can be also if you determine that it must be so.

This determination is the first step. That is where we begin. You

must decide that you will end this practice, and when you make that decision,

the problem will be greatly reduced at once.

But it must be more than a hope or a whish, more than knowing that it

is good for you. It must be actually a DECISION. If you truly make up your

mind that you will be cured, then you will have the strength to resist any

tendencies which you may have and any temptations which may come to you.

After you have made this decision, then observe the following specific

guidelines:

A Guide to Self-Control:

1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during

normal toilet processes.

2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company

and stay in this good company.

3. If you are associated with other persons having this same

problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never

associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't

suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will.

You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in

their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind.

The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where

it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more

wholesome things.

4. When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never

stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long

enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE

BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your

family present.

5. When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the

most part, dress yourself for the night so securely that you

cannot easily touch your vital parts, and so that it would

be difficult and time consuming for you to remove those

clothes. By the time you started to remove protective

clothing you would have sufficiently controlled your

thinking that the temptation would leave you.

6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed,

GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A

SNACK, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if

you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining

weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET

YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your

thoughts, so to speak.

7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your

problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a

thought, then an act."

The thought pattern must be changed. You must not

allow this problem to remain in your mid. When you

accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act.

8. Put wholesome thoughts into your mind at all times. Read

good books -- Church books -- Scriptures -- Sermons of the

Brethern [sic, Cistern too?]. Make a daily habit of reading

at least one chapter of Scripture, preferably from one of the

four Gospels in the New Testament, or the Book of Mormon. The

four Gospels -- Matthew, Mark, Luke and John -- above

anything else in the Bible can be helpful because of their

uplifting qualities.

9. Pray. But when you pray, don't pray about this problem, for

that will tend to keep [it] in your mind more than ever. Pray

for faith, pray for understanding of the Scriptures, pray

for the Missionaries, the General Authorities, your friends,

your families, BUT KEEP THE PROBLEM OUT OF YOUR MIND BY NOT

MENTIONING IT EVER -- NOT IN CONVERSATION WITH OTHERS, NOT

IN YOUR PRAYERS. KEEP IT _OUT_ of your mind!

10. A careful study will indicate you have had the problem at

certain times and under certain conditions. Try and recall,

in detail, what your particular times and conditions were.

Now that you understand how it happens, plan to break the

pattern through counter activities.

11. In the field of psychotherapy there is a very effective

technique called aversion therapy. When we associate

or think of something very distasteful with something which has

been pleasurable, but undesirable, the distasteful thought

and feeling will begin to cancel out that which was

pleasurable. If you associate something very distasteful

with your loss of self-control it will help you to stop the

act. For example, if you are tempted to masturbate, think

of having to bathe in a tub of worms, and eat several of

them as you do the act.

12. During your toileting and shower activities leave the

bathroom door or shower curtain partly open, to discourage

being alone in total privacy. Take cool brief showers.

13. Arise immediately in the mornings. Do not lie in bed awake,

no matter what time of day it is. Get up and do something.

Start each day with an enthusiastic activity.

14. Keep your bladder empty. Refrain from drinking large

amounts of fluids before retiring.

15. Reduce the amount of spices and condiments in your food.

Eat as lightly as possible at night.

16. Wear pajamas that are difficult to open, yet loose and

not binding.

17. Avoid people, situations, pictures or reading materials that

might create sexual excitement.

18. It is sometimes helpful to have a physical object to use

in overcoming this problem. A Book of Mormon, firmly held in

hand, even in bed at night has proven helpful in extreme

cases.

19. In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to

the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of

masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken. This

can also be accomplished by wearing several layers of

clothing which would be difficult to remove while half

asleep.

20. Set up a reward system for your successes. It does not have

to be a big reward. A quarter in a receptacle each time you

overcome or reach a goal. Spend it on something which

delights you and will be a continuing reminder of your

progress.

21. Do not let yourself return to any past habit or attitude

patterns which were part of your problem. Satan Never Gives

Up. Be calmly and confidently on guard. Keep a positive

mental attitude. You can win this fight! The joy and

strength you will feel when you do will give your whole life

a radiant and spiritual glow of satisfaction and fulfillment.

thats right Sa*** never gives up thats so true

thanks for the help, and i dont masturabate like crazy just when i feel ya know aroused

so i'll try it. and i keep telling myself its "your going to be dissapointed after your done, you always do" then another part of me says "but it will feel so good" but masturbation sucks. but i just cant really stop but ima try.

and cypress haha your like in every thread im in haha.

"but it will feel so good" but masturbation sucks. but i just cant really stop but ima try.

If it really sucked, you wouldn't need your hands.

Orgasms are know to make stress disappear instantly. So keep masturbating if it makes you feel good...just make sure your mother doesn't catch you and that you prevent callous on your hands