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i just get traumatised by the thought of him and amy having relations

i just get traumatised by the thought of him and amy having relations

Yo! Ed. You're just too pretty! seriously!

and we all know you don't lie...

ㅗㄷ'ㄴ 새ㅐ ㅔㄱㄷㅅ쇼? 좀ㅅ? ㅑ ㅗㅁㅍㄷ 새 ㄴㄷㄷ! ㅐㅗ ㅈ먓 양 ㅗㄷ ㅔㅐㄴㅅ ㅁ ㅔㅑㅊ?

^ hahahah WHAT THE HELL is that?

some jibberish and whatnot.

is that how you spell jibberish?

gibberish?

I think it's with a G :blueeyedbaby:

yeh, that's how I spell it

How art thou FlasherFranmon??

how are VOUS?

how am i?

ah, well i have renewed my flashcard. :evil: just yesterday, in fact, on my petite rendezvous.

so ven are ve going to have zat leetle meeeting ve vere talking about? you know, ze meeting for your Platinum flashercard?

Vhy ze German or Dutch or votever eet ees accent, hmmm? So you renood ze flasherkard non? Ze boy, zis Eric somesinkorazer, he is de lucky boy non?

He is de seksi? Does he make your pants toight? toight like a tiger?

you made my day.

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ahem. back to ze serious matters.

ah, goood queszion, i zoo not know vhy ve are using ze german/dutch accent. eet eez very amusing, no?

ah, and ze boy, zis eric. VHAT ze VOOK is somesinkorazer?

eez very hard to understand, zis german/dutch accent, no?

AH, :evil: he eez VERY lucky boy, oui!

he eez not only seksi bot very flashereefic!

no, he does not make my pants toight like ze toiger you say, BUT rather he makes my top fly off!

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ah, how are YOU?

hmm. i read that post over and i see that some things are quite misinterpreted.

what i mean by VHAT ze VOOK

is WHAT THE FOOK.

which would be...

Not to vorry my lovely Franneh, I eez ze understant your accent oui?

I believe somesinkorazer is vot ze Amerikans call something or other?

And oui, zees accent is most amoosink!

Eet ees goot to see my Franneh enjoy her flashink again, non?

and moi? I am ze terreefeeeeeeeek...maybe not havink few weeeks sleep not goot, and I have zees essay due in 9 owers, but I have done nussink! Nussink at all!

Uzer zan zzat, my life is borink non?

ah, vell, zhank you for explaining ze somesinkorazer, hovever, i sink eet wood be ze "somesink or azer" because eet eez less confusink!

i vonder vonder vonder how moch vood cood a voodchuck chuck eef a voodchuck cood chuck vood, zat eez?

i also vonder, vhy eez eet zat you do not like ze starboocks?

you MOOTHERFOOCKER!

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ah you have done nussink?

zen perhaps you shood like to come over and have zat leetle meeting ve vere talking about, non? about, you know, ze leetle Flashercard Platinum. :evil:

arrr yes, I should do zat sometime soon non?! How about later today oui? Zees essay must be kompleted. I am not liking ze uni

and ze starbooks is taste like ze sphinktr produkt ja? Vell to me eet duss! :yuckky:

oh non! non, eet eez not taste like ze sphinktr produkt ja!

YOU MOOTHER FOOKER!

fook you!

BUTT

ze starbooks does taste like ze sheet sometime, oui?

BUTT sometime eet does not!

ah, butt NOW, you must tell me, how does a leetle german yodeling flasing fraulein go about, attracting dis leetle lucky boy, dis eric??? hmm?

hmmm... zees eez very hart queschun non? But, eef eet eez hardter zan ze Erik's pantsss zen you lose. Eef not az hardt az ze pantsss Erik vears zen yoo VIN!!!

ah, so you are saying zat mebbe eef erik's pants is harder, zen i lose? i do not understand, yoo crazy moozerfooker! pleeze explain vhat the fook you mean.

vell, queschun...eet eez hard non? eef Erik's pantz not az hard, it meens he not like ja? But if heez pantz hard ven Franneh aroundt, zen vell, I sink yoo know vot zees moot-her-fooker eez sayink now, non?

OH MA FOOKIN GUD!

i understand now, ja. you are very sneaky in deez vays, you know zat, ed? vveerrryy sneaky.

i sink i vill try dis leetle method... deez leetle "erik's pantz" experiment.

oui i sink i know vot yoo moozerfooker eez sayink now!

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ahhmm. :|

one problem i hav! eet eez dat, how do i tell eef dis Erik's pants eez hard? eet eez good queschun. HOW?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I needt to be ze sneaky bastardt! Lousy freekin' amerikans ja? Zhey say ze kommunizm eez ded!

andt to test Erik's pantz? Vell zere are many vays. Wiss ze rooler, or ze magnifyink glazz. But recommendt maybe showvink sum off your seksi maybe? Maybe make yoos oof platnum kard non? Maybe yoo can interrogate ze good oldt kommunizt fashunn ja? Maybe tell by handt yoo kan? Many many vays I tell yoo