red_ed

ah hah! good good vays!

i make shoor to test som of zees experiments...

butt i do not sink ze rooler eez ze best way. eet eez, how you say, too obvious, non? he vill sink i am crazy beetch.

so, mebbe ze only choice eez ze platinum kart! after all, zat eez what eet eez for, non?

ah, so, eef i give yoo a platinum kart too, who will you be using it on, eh, ed? yoo must put de kart to goood goood yoos!

non, I haff not ze skill to yoos ze platnum kardt...

ve must haff meetink later about zees Franneh, but today I have ze essay to do

Goodt Luk in making Erik hardt ja?

AH, zank yoo for ze goodt luck in making erik hardt!

and i vish yoo goodt luck in doing eet!

eet, meaning, ze essay, right?

guten tag! (or vhatever eet eez zat zey say over zhere een Germany)

MWHAHAHAHA guten tag indeedt

edeeet: I vonder eef anyvun shall be readink all zees sheet later eh?

haha zat vood be very amusink!

BUTT, eet eez all good sheet.

SHE WON!!!!!!!!!

do the wave

Tiiu's Victory Twirl

cant wait til imageshack craps out on ya and you exceed your bandwidth

noooooo not again

noooooo not again

you know it will too...coz imageshack is a bitch-bot <_<

oh well I'll just have to keep uploading them <_<

. . . . your bunny has transformed into a pig!!! (with a round bobble tail though) . . .

. . . . your bunny has transformed into a pig!!! (with a round bobble tail though) . . .

it's all about the nose flaring...

but I admit it does look like a pig...

that's why bunny is MASTER OF DIGUISE!

. . . . your bunny has transformed into a pig!!! (with a round bobble tail though) . . .

it's all about the nose flaring...

but I admit it does look like a pig...

that's why bunny is MASTER OF DIGUISE!

alternatively it looks like bunny could have been snorting coke or another illegal substance

yeh Bunny has crack parties all the time. Chococat used to provide the crack They were the pros of snorting...that's why Chococat was purely black, not a speck of coke on him...

yeh Bunny has crack parties all the time. Chococat used to provide the crack They were the pros of snorting...that's why Chococat was purely black, not a speck of coke on him...

bunny should know that smoking crack is better than snorting coke

yes, but it takes different strokes to rule the world

The Philosopher's Song

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.

And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.

Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,

And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:

"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;

A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

where did you find this?

it is in a Monty Python sketch

it's at the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo which is supposedly in Australia and where everyone is called Bruce and they drink beer and keep talking about 'Sheilas' and saying that they're not 'poofters'.

it's funny if not a bit harsh to Australians

The Bruces Sketch

"I'd like to welcome the pommey bastard to God's own Earth, and remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here" . . .