Joe > Average

I've been at two stars if that makes you feel better . I guess (of the many who've sent disgruntled messages and mail) the one who referred to me as 'Texas trash' tipped the scales on that one since I saw his name as the visitor right after I noticed it. He apologized after my fiery response, but alas the damage had been done as we can all only vote once. I gave you five stars with my one vote, but lower scores carry more weight of course.

They probably delete my pictures because without thinking I have an editorial nude in the same group so they just delete them all. Since I didn't delete my browsing history, they probably just assumed I was a tyrant in general and deleted them all. I'll try imagevenue and give it another shot though. I'm going to reorder and update that list anyway, so I'll have to get back to that one. As to the weight thing, yeah, is definitely much heavier than fat. With men, this guy has a six pack and is over 330lbs whereas I doubt that Jack Black is even 300lbs.

You probably definitely have more muscle than your female friends to make up the difference . Sometimes women's muscle can be sneaky too in that even if they aren't visibly toned, they can have muscle under layers of softness that can disguise it which is probably why some are stronger than they appear.

They delete my pics too, plus make me prove I'm human. I guess I might try them again .

why do they delete your pics?

That said, you best lay off uploading the hardcore pornography Joe!

It's pretty accurate lol

I have no idea what Edita's cup is/was but if you were a girl and went to a lingerie store with professional brafitting you'd be surprised to learn how many girls who think they are B or C (because they aren't too 'busty' ) are in fact D...

Ugh John Travolta. Extra shady since that unfortunate accident with his late son

Spacey is a great actor. Probably not knowing too much about his personal life makes him more believable on screen.

I've seen pictures of Edita nude and I guess-estimated :-p

Oh, and about the latter I definitely agree.

They probably delete my pictures because without thinking I have an editorial nude in the same group so they just delete them all. Since I didn't delete my browsing history, they probably just assumed I was a tyrant in general and deleted them all. I'll try imagevenue and give it another shot though. I'm going to reorder and update that list anyway, so I'll have to get back to that one. As to the weight thing, yeah, is definitely much heavier than fat. With men, this guy has a six pack and is over 330lbs whereas I doubt that Jack Black is even 300lbs.

You probably definitely have more muscle than your female friends to make up the difference . Sometimes women's muscle can be sneaky too in that even if they aren't visibly toned, they can have muscle under layers of softness that can disguise it which is probably why some are stronger than they appear.

Tyrant in general, lol you bad guy, Joe, bad guy...

yeah, that was what I meant. Jack Black is a great idea comparing to the sportsman.

I also know many guys who are lean and not really those huge muscle types, but they are so strong - sinew? That is the word? Sometimes they are even stronger than those big masculinity misters of weightlifting. They are the type, as you said with the women, that aren´t visibly toned but have strong muscles under layers.

They delete my pics too, plus make me prove I'm human. I guess I might try them again .

why do they delete your pics?

^I often wonder what a casual observer to our image hositng sites would make of some of the stuff we upload for this forum alone! Between squirrels and models and your "wide range" of avatars yours must be quite a conundrum?

That said, you best lay off uploading the hardcore pornography Joe!

I have no idea what Edita's cup is/was but if you were a girl and went to a lingerie store with professional brafitting you'd be surprised to learn how many girls who think they are B or C (because they aren't too 'busty' ) are in fact D...

Ugh John Travolta. Extra shady since that unfortunate accident with his late son

Spacey is a great actor. Probably not knowing too much about his personal life makes him more believable on screen.

I've seen pictures of Edita nude and I guess-estimated :-p

Oh, and about the latter I definitely agree.

Edita nude is always such a pleasure to look at art by itself!

^I often wonder what a casual observer to our image hositng sites would make of some of the stuff we upload for this forum alone! Between squirrels and models and your "wide range" of avatars yours must be quite a conundrum?

That said, you best lay off uploading the hardcore pornography Joe!

Yeah, I guess I must have them pretty confused with the range of stuff I upload . As to the other though, the fact that watching others have sex is a billion dollar industry is a very strange commentary on you humanoids .

It's pretty accurate lol

Tyrant in general, lol you bad guy, Joe, bad guy...

yeah, that was what I meant. Jack Black is a great idea comparing to the sportsman.

I also know many guys who are lean and not really those huge muscle types, but they are so strong - sinew? That is the word? Sometimes they are even stronger than those big masculinity misters of weightlifting. They are the type, as you said with the women, that aren´t visibly toned but have strong muscles under layers.

Yeah, its the word. I know a lot of them (some close friends) and there are are a lot of them in sports as well . I never cared much for pro weightlifting though I won't expound why . I strongly doubt there are any stronger than weight lifters though, but its a different type of stregnth. There's relative stregnth and absolute. Absolute stregnth is the maximum that you can lift, pull or carry and relative is in proportion to your size. A rinocerous beatle is stronger than an elephant in relative terms but can't pull a tree from the ground of course. There's also power vs. repetitive muscle proficiency (lifting a thousand pounds one time vs. ten pounds a thousand times). Sinewy individuals are thus more able to do small to medium tasks more times by comparisson.

The male trends I hate is tough too because I don't want to miss anything obvious...

- I hate seeing men's hip bones for one .

- I hate to see guys with died streaks in their hair

- Obviously non-Biebers with the Bieber hair as well as flipping it as has been mentioned .

- My dislike of lip piercings carries over, but I don't have to kiss them, so I don't care that much.

- I hate this trend of this kindof ironed kindof hair that used to be the business woman short hairstyle I don't know the name for .

Yeah, its the word. I know a lot of them (some close friends) and there are are a lot of them in sports as well . I never cared much for pro weightlifting though I won't expound why . I strongly doubt there are any stronger than weight lifters though, but its a different type of stregnth. There's relative stregnth and absolute. Absolute stregnth is the maximum that you can lift, pull or carry and relative is in proportion to your size. A rinocerous beatle is stronger than an elephant in relative terms but can't pull a tree from the ground of course. There's also power vs. repetitive muscle proficiency (lifting a thousand pounds one time vs. ten pounds a thousand times). Sinewy individuals are thus more able to do small to medium tasks more times by comparisson.

You´ve said that all exactly what I thought! My fl´s uncle is the type of sinewy individual, and once he had this "weightlifting" type of person to help him to chop the wood with splitting hammer, and after 10 minutes or so he just gave up like "I can´t do more, I don´t have the strength" and the uncle was like "what the hell, what are those muscles you have worth for??" because he´s able to do so for the half of the day without even getting tired, lol.

The male trends I hate is tough too because I don't want to miss anything obvious...

- I hate seeing men's hip bones for one .

- I hate to see guys with died streaks in their hair

- Obviously non-Biebers with the Bieber hair as well as flipping it as has been mentioned .

- My dislike of lip piercings carries over, but I don't have to kiss them, so I don't care that much.

- I hate this trend of this kindof ironed kindof hair that used to be the business woman short hairstyle I don't know the name for .

exactly my thoughts!!

Glad I'm not alone on that here and you're not alone on that story either . If you need a big rock moved once, call them up I guess, but if you want to chip the rock away for gold, call someone else . The only televised versioin of this I can think of is on Ax Men where they have these educated weekend warriors looking to show them all what for and need oxygen after a few minutes . Which leads me to my favorite reality show list. I've been known to be hard on reality tv because, well, it deserves it being the fast food of entertainment and all. These are my favorite reality shows.

10. Cops

9. Fear Factor

8. Survivor - could be much better I think and has more politics than laughs, but still like the concept.

7. Amazing Race

6. I Love Money before the current season - though I find the Bachelor and the Bachelorette to be two of the most boring shows ever, they spun two guilty pleasures in Flavor of the Love and Rock of Love. This show initially took the funniest people from both shows and put them all in competition with each other and thus created some of my biggest reality show laughs ever.

5. So You Think You Can Dance - the judges are as annoying as they come, so it would be higher minust that, but it showcases a wide range of young talent and I find female contemporary dancers and ballet dancers to be just hmmm .

4. Real and Chance: Legend Hunters - take two Californian club life type guys going into most back woods places of America to be trained by country folk and taking on various challenges would be funny in any case. In this case, its these two, so it was even more funny.

3. Swapm Men - I can definitely relate to this one and its pretty funny too.

2. Blind Date - I always found the host annoying and smarmy, but whoever comes up with all the thought bubbles and commentary for the dates is pretty brilliant.

1. Ax Men - what's mentioned above and everything from Americans needing subtitles to be understood by an english speaking audience, funny family drama, life lessons, guys falling down hills covered in bees saying hilarious things while his buddies all laugh to inapropriately horrific cartoon illustrations about how every little thing can end in a fatality and so much more .

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Thanks for a great posting!

I´m actually not able to watch reality TV, dunno why. Is it purposedly that they try to put in the shows people that are the dumbest idiots I´ve ever heard? primitive and arrogant, or popularity whores, or just idiots.

City people doing village things and making faces ("How in the world can people live like this? I´d never do this voluntarily!") or village people making faces at city people... it´s called reality TV, but it doesn´t seem a bit real for me

and laughing on other people´s stupidity... I can think of much better things to do.

BUT here are MINE male trends I hate :evil:

- metrosexuality - I can´t stand someone who is in bathroom longer than me and actually thinks about how he´s gonna make his hair today and how tomorrow

- too much perfume (I´m allergic)

- died streaks in hair I´m with ya, Joe!!

- men acting like fools when in love. Yack

- impressing girls with cars. I mean, hello, have you made that car by your own hands? No? Than WTF?

- gothic style / dead man style / I´m a devil style - I don´t know why. But I really think that make up is a matter of women, not men not talking about these "deep horror type guys emo styled" - oh yes, the world is fu*ked up and you are the devil´s son. And you just have to show everyone. Because you think it´s cool and scary.

Maybe for 8-year old girls, yes.

- men trying to impress a women really hard. FAIL.

There are more of them

I wouldn't recommend it as I don't watch any kind of show daily (actually I haven't seen as much TV or movies as most city dwellers I know), though not all reality shows are socialite or fool oriented. There's occupational where people learn about jobs they don't know much about (Ax Men), educational (Swamp Men where the focus is wildlefe conservation and most of the NatGeo and Animal Planet ones are educational) and competitive (Fear Factor, Survivor, So You Think You Can Dance, Amazing Race where people push themselves farther than they thought they could go). The most common factor though, is like fast food, you can generally make a huge profit with little expense .

I can subscribe to most of that male fashion list though even though with goth I don't care minus their comically over exhagerrated estimation of their own coolness . Most I've met have always been nice to me though strangely enough .

These are my favorite reality shows.

I can subscribe to most of that male fashion list though even though with goth I don't care minus their comically over exhagerrated estimation of their own coolness . Most I've met have always been nice to me though strangely enough .

Jennka, did you ever go through a liking vampires phase? It appears to be a girl's rite of passage! I don't know if there's a male equivalent? Joe?

I wouldn't recommend it as I don't watch any kind of show daily (actually I haven't seen as much TV or movies as most city dwellers I know), though not all reality shows are socialite or fool oriented. There's occupational where people learn about jobs they don't know much about (Ax Men), educational (Swamp Men where the focus is wildlefe conservation and most of the NatGeo and Animal Planet ones are educational) and competitive (Fear Factor, Survivor, So You Think You Can Dance, Amazing Race where people push themselves farther than they thought they could go). The most common factor though, is like fast food, you can generally make a huge profit with little expense .

I can subscribe to most of that male fashion list though even though with goth I don't care minus their comically over exhagerrated estimation of their own coolness . Most I've met have always been nice to me though strangely enough .

I agree they can be really nice. I just don´t understand their weird appearance and silly trying to be "like sooo daark" some insecurities calling maybe??

As for the reality shows, yeah, you get a huge profit with little expense. But I´m glad there are some (relatively) normal reality shows - even educational. There are no such ones here in Slovakia, just those really shitty ones which I refuse to watch

These are my favorite reality shows.

(Probably thankfully) Cops and Fear Factor are the only two of those shows I've ever seen and heard of here... I'm pretty sure we have our own shitty versions of all the others though! We certainly have a dance-comp one - I don't get why a ballerina should be any good at hip-hop dancing?

I can subscribe to most of that male fashion list though even though with goth I don't care minus their comically over exhagerrated estimation of their own coolness . Most I've met have always been nice to me though strangely enough .

^Me too! Funny isn't it - they're always really sweet and softly spoken once you get past the "I'm like sooo dark" crap!

Jennka, did you ever go through a liking vampires phase? It appears to be a girl's rite of passage! I don't know if there's a male equivalent? Joe?

Erm... no? What can you like about vampires? My first book I´ve read about vampires was Bram Stoker´s Dracula, and hell, I was 11 or 12 and scared to death I was afraid to go on loo at night!! I could not look out of the window because I was SO scared a vampire would look out at me!!

Anyway, how can you have sexual fantasies with someone that is trying to kill you, sack your blood, that has no real heart and is cold as a dead man can be??? Ilogical!! :persuazn: of course I had respect for vampires, because they were always so classy and elegant and... deadly. You have to have respect for deadly things for sure (try to not respect a shark, right?)

Then I started to read Terry Pratchett books and he put some fun in it. Of course his vampires are those classic ones, but there are also these "modern" vampires living in the Ankh Morporkh (the biggest city on the whole Discworld) who established a vampire league of vegetarians and one of them works for press!! Which means everytime he takes a picture of someone or something, he instantly moulders into ashes because of the camera lightning he then needs some time to put himself back, but he won´t give up the work because he´s PROFESSIONAL, right?

But this new trend of vampires solemnly pictured only as a sexual don juans and even warm-hearted creatures.... sorry, I was never into Danielle Steel that much or rather... not at all. Romantising vampires is the same as romantising zombies -

Woman - "Honey, you´re missing an eye"

Zombie - "I was so stunned by your beauty that it suddenly fell down on the floor"

Woman - "Oh, that´s like SO romantic! I love you!"

Zombie - "I love you to death!"

Woman - "You joker!" (hi hi hi)

Zombie - "I´m no joker. I´m a zombie!" (suddenly he chops her head off and starts to eat her. Happy end!)

I always like nosferatu and either the horror or comedy oriented ones, but this current romance trend with the metrosexual, sensitive vampire guy has really set them back for me . Also, to me, the popularity of the Twilight movies of course combined with the fact that I find them to be terrible . I haven't read the books and won't judge them based on the movies because I've seen books I love myself butchered by film. From the side of the hot woman vampire, there are some women in real life who I guess have that type of mysterious vampire woman quality. With models for example, Adriana's mysterious eyes with the sharp teeth may appeal to some in that way, but her speech or course takes away from any mysteriousness (no offense ) and there are others such as I guess Angelina and Megan Fox who have that vampire woman look or presence as part of their appeal. As for actual vampire women, I usually imagine them as having really cold bodies and of course wanting to take a bite out of me so that doesn't appeal to me much either .

^Yeah, I don't know - vampire women have never really done it for me either. Although, despite being played by the same actress, Katherine is far sexier then Elena on The Vampire Diaries! But actually when I've seen that show I prefer some of the others to (both of?) her anyway... Good girls versus bad is an interesting distinction though. I was a boy raised on James Bond films, and I have to say I chopped and changed from film to film with those girls. One of my biggest childhood crushes was 'Princess Aura' in Flash Gordon, and she was the bad girl...

Like Adriana, I have the sharp eye-teeth too. Maybe I should be, like, really dark and sad and shit ( ) and pull some impressionable ladies?

Maybe not! Bring back the European vampires, these North American ones really do suck ( :baronlamesign: ). Actually, have any of you seen 30 Days Of Night - as the vampires are reassuringly brutal in that?