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^ I liked 30 days of night. The concept is pretty good, but it doesn't seem to have been very popular.

I forgot to add that the ballerina having to 'learn' hip hop dance is ridiculous to me too along with of course hip hop dancers doing the cha cha and the whole idea of hip hop partnering itself though luckily for the non hip hop dancers, they seldom have a judge in the rotation that even specializes in hip hop dance, so if they just get through it they get a pass for that one.

I've never seen the Vampire Diaries, though on purpose since I assumed it was along the Twilight fad. I saw that 30 Days of Night movie though and liked it . Aside from

the only black one dieing first and long before the others

, they tried really hard to do something unique it seems. If they keep this downward trend though, werewolves might catch up. Even though I found the last Wolfman movie disappointing, I still liked it better than most of the recent vampire movies and along the hunter vein, there was a movie called Red: Werewolf Hunter that came out around the same time that I liked too. One thing I always find strange though is that the goon and or henchmen vampires can move at lightning fast speeds when they want to, but seem to be easy to shoot at the same time .

Have you ever eaten anything that made the top of your mouth hurt after you were done eating?

I just had a piece of pizza for the first time in like 4 months and now the roof of my mouth and tongue feel bruised O.o

That doesn't sound comfortable, hope its better . I probably don't do enough chewing for it to get the top, but sometimes when I'm impatient and its fresh out of a resturant oven and I've been waiting awhile and just want to eat, it does burn the feeling off of my tongue . At least spice heat doesn't get to me (though I haven't had the ghost chillies yet) so that makes up for it some I guess.

My mouth is feeling a bit better I just wonder what it could of been that made it hurt so bad.

Like lookin in a mirror isn't it Joesph?

Aside from

the only black one dieing first and long before the others

, they tried really hard to do something unique it seems.

wut?

No movie can ever top this and I'm so going to hell for laughing at this but this is hilarious!

QWOP THE BLACK SWAN EDITION /dies

Made By Shit Fuck Industries, LOLOOLOL

...

My mouth is feeling a bit better I just wonder what it could of been that made it hurt so bad.

I'm glad its better .

Like lookin in a mirror isn't it Joesph?

LOL Someone get this girl out of my dreams and into my car a show and you've got to make a gif of that 'full eye contract' .

Aside from

the only black one dieing first and long before the others

, they tried really hard to do something unique it seems.

^ Hey, it's still a horror film - the genre's laws must be obeyed!

Most Unsexy Terms for Body Parts

22. Genetalia (general) - I've never been sure what to make of that one. I guess if you combine the formal nature of it with the fact that it sounds like the name of some kind of reptile or lizard or something.

21. Crotch (general) - not only sounds gross, but seems to almost always be synonymous with being kicked in it

20. Cooch (for vagina) - an abreviation for coochie, which just barely missed, but it gets just a slight nod sense its usually used by women in a joking context to at least distract from how naturally stupid the word sounds.

19. Sex Organs (general) - sure its for scientific purposes, but reduces them down to the most basic, impersonal terms possible and the formality of it makes it seem like were just robots or something.

18. Genitals (general) - tries to make genetalia sound more casual while conveying the plural context, but just sounds like it should be the name of little monsters under the bed or something.

17. Boobies (for breasts) - the ies suffix makes it sound childish of course and nothing's more unsexy than the thought of kids.

16. Noodle (for penis)

15. Tally Wacker (for penis)

14. Bazookas (for breasts) - just too long and sounds ridiculous

13. Vajayjay (for vagina)

12. Testicles (for balls or well, testicles) - though its the proper term, I can't bring myself to say it in any serious context because it just sounds like its own joke somehow.

11. Beaver (for vagina) - I like beavers, but I'd rather not think about them or any animal in the same sentence.

10. Weanie (for penis) - its a childish name for even a hot dog, let alone anything sex related.

9. Weaner (for penis) - whereas weanie is a play on a food that is the shape of a penis, weaner is an attempt to try to get cute with it, so it gets the slight edge.

8. WeeWee (for penis)

7. Soggy Box (for vagina) - if a girl doesn't kick you out after referring to her vagina as that, either she's desperate, has a serious sense of humor or its true love I guess.

6. Tushie and Fanie (for butt) - both usually used in the context of the butt's purpose being either for the sake of receiving punishment or being a cushion to pad a fall. Either way, the sound of either is extremely unsexy, but they serve their own purpose of course.

5. Axe Wound (for vagina) - I'd rather not think of the prospect of being cut by an axe in the same discussion.

4. Private Parts (general) - its only okay when explaining stranger danger to a child, but from adult to adult or even teen to teen, its definitely unsexy.

3. Special Area (general) - see Private Parts for the most part, but the declaration that they are 'special' is not only somewhat creepy in that text, but naturally takes away the subtlty that the term reaches for.

2. Breasticles (for breasts) - its actaully kindof funny, though only when a woman says it, but seems to combine breasts with testicles (a formerly mentioned term) and of course, the thought of testicles let alone the subconscious imagery of some breast testicle hybrid is definitely an unsexy prospect.

1. Peepee or Pisser (for Penis) - I don't want to think about kids, I don't want to think about axes and I don't want to think about animals in relation to sexuality. However, I don't care to talk about anything related to the bathroom at all, regardless of the discussion unless its tied to a really awesome joke. In most cases, it isn't. Its hard to choose between the two because one is childish and the other is more overtly and purposely gross.

I´ve always thought that people feel very uncomfortable when speaking about anything that is connected to sex in general... they are able to invent so many names for the different parts!

^Yeah, I don't know - vampire women have never really done it for me either. Although, despite being played by the same actress, Katherine is far sexier then Elena on The Vampire Diaries! But actually when I've seen that show I prefer some of the others to (both of?) her anyway... Good girls versus bad is an interesting distinction though. I was a boy raised on James Bond films, and I have to say I chopped and changed from film to film with those girls. One of my biggest childhood crushes was 'Princess Aura' in Flash Gordon, and she was the bad girl...

Like Adriana, I have the sharp eye-teeth too. Maybe I should be, like, really dark and sad and shit ( ) and pull some impressionable ladies?

Maybe not! Bring back the European vampires, these North American ones really do suck ( :baronlamesign: ). Actually, have any of you seen 30 Days Of Night - as the vampires are reassuringly brutal in that?

I´ve never seen Vampire Diaries nor 30 Days Of Night I think I gotta watch that one... and yes, horror laws have to be obeyed!

Yeah, bring back the European vampires! Lord Dracula will show ya...

I always like nosferatu and either the horror or comedy oriented ones, but this current romance trend with the metrosexual, sensitive vampire guy has really set them back for me . Also, to me, the popularity of the Twilight movies of course combined with the fact that I find them to be terrible . I haven't read the books and won't judge them based on the movies because I've seen books I love myself butchered by film. From the side of the hot woman vampire, there are some women in real life who I guess have that type of mysterious vampire woman quality. With models for example, Adriana's mysterious eyes with the sharp teeth may appeal to some in that way, but her speech or course takes away from any mysteriousness (no offense ) and there are others such as I guess Angelina and Megan Fox who have that vampire woman look or presence as part of their appeal. As for actual vampire women, I usually imagine them as having really cold bodies and of course wanting to take a bite out of me so that doesn't appeal to me much either .

You don´t have to read the books. They are terrible as well one of my friend read it and has a really huge headache. Even the friend of mine that is hooked on this whole Twillight shit admits the books are... well, shit.

No movie can ever top this and I'm so going to hell for laughing at this but this is hilarious!

Most Unsexy Terms for Body Parts

6. Tushie and Fanie (for butt) - both usually used in the context of the butt's purpose being either for the sake of receiving punishment or being a cushion to pad a fall. Either way, the sound of either is extremely unsexy, but they serve their own purpose of course.

In Argentina we say "concha" for a lady's front bottom - but as in the rudest way (

cunt

). It means sea-shell really, which whilst being an odd comparison is paradoxically quite pretty...

As for penis - my favourite is "pork sword"! <_<

Joe I know you had some crazy ideas for lists, but this is something I never expected to see btw, I've never heard some of these terms about 5 of them actually

Most Unsexy Terms for Body Parts

12. Testicles (for balls or well, testicles) - though its the proper term, I can't bring myself to say it in any serious context because it just sounds like its own joke somehow.

Maybe because it rhymes with 'popsicles'? I don't know, the word 'popsicle' makes me think of "California Gurls"

btw, I quite like Amanda Seyfried, but find it really weird that she tattooed the word 'minge' on her foot and it's even weirder that one of the most recognizable fashion designers here who's looking like catwoman/alien hybrid with each day is named Ewa Minge

I´ve always thought that people feel very uncomfortable when speaking about anything that is connected to sex in general... they are able to invent so many names for the different parts!

I´ve never seen Vampire Diaries nor 30 Days Of Night I think I gotta watch that one... and yes, horror laws have to be obeyed!

Yeah, bring back the European vampires! Lord Dracula will show ya...

You don´t have to read the books. They are terrible as well one of my friend read it and has a really huge headache. Even the friend of mine that is hooked on this whole Twillight shit admits the books are... well, shit.

Well, I must admit that I wasn't going to read them anyway more than likely although that's moreso because of there being so many books I'm more interrested on my to read list that I actually expect to like.

^"Fanie" (or "fanny") is, of course, a euphemism for vagina in the UK - so it causes much hilarity whenever an estadounidense says it! Particularly a man. If he's got a fanny-pack, all the better!

In Argentina we say "concha" for a lady's front bottom - but as in the rudest way (

cunt

). It means sea-shell really, which whilst being an odd comparison is paradoxically quite pretty...

As for penis - my favourite is "pork sword"! <_<

Interresting, I didn't know about the first one and the third one and all well explained of course.

Joe I know you had some crazy ideas for lists, but this is something I never expected to see btw, I've never heard some of these terms about 5 of them actually

Maybe because it rhymes with 'popsicles'? I don't know, the word 'popsicle' makes me think of "California Gurls"

btw, I quite like Amanda Seyfried, but find it really weird that she tattooed the word 'minge' on her foot and it's even weirder that one of the most recognizable fashion designers here who's looking like catwoman/alien hybrid with each day is named Ewa Minge

@ "catwoman/alien" hybrid

Oh, that mellow reminds me of your emoticon I made which is . That's probably true about popsicles, though I never thought about that. As to the randomness, to be honest, what was really in my head was either top or most successful one dimensional fashion models, but I didn't want to offend so I came up with that at the last second .

@ "catwoman/alien" hybrid

Oh, that mellow reminds me of your emoticon I made which is . That's probably true about popsicles, though I never thought about that. As to the randomness, to be honest, what was really in my head was either top or most successful one dimensional fashion models, but I didn't want to offend so I came up with that at the last second .

Aweee so that's my emoticon :bunny: Gonna use it now :Dinah:

Yeah, some women really don't know when to stop with plastic surgery

Oh Joe, don't be afraid, just post the list

Awww, you guys . As to the one dimensional models, I guess I might but its harder than I thought to come up with more than the two since its kindof hard to be purely one dimensional since even having one other quality that could stand on its own would make you at least two dimensional I guess. For example a model who's only appeal was being pretty and couldn't or doesn't actually model, but has muscles or something. Regardless of who likes them or not makes her a little unique and is worth at least an extra 0.5 dimension I guess.

I'm working too hard what do you guys do to rest in an efficient way ?

PS : And Lol you should look @ those competitions on that website They're making contests about the best country (Czech Republic vs Tanzania now), the best animal, the best art tableau...