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Is that so....001/2

Oddly I agree with the majority of those even though I'm a fan of Amber, Petra and Valentina (though I do agree she needs to learn a broader range of facial expressions). I think I have less of a love/hate relationship with a couple of models, and more of a annoyed/lolz/hate relationship with them. I rarely sit in the middle of the field and I don't like that many shades of grey in my personal life, likes or dislikes.

Yeah, I can definitely understand not liking shades of grey even though I obviously don't mind eating just the frosting off of a bad cake

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Bar - Have you seen her thread? Enough said

Also I still have major issues with her military dodging (because didn't you know the Israeli Army was going to put Bar into active duty Esti was able to continue to model and do her civic duty, but Bar's too good for it?), and as you know I'm a avid supporter of our country Joesph. What Bar did was enough to turn me against her for life. Plus her public persona lives very little to be desired imo.

Have I seen it ? Go to it (pressing the end key so you don't see anything) and put "thread edited" into the search .

You may think this is a terrible thing to say, but I was never really outraged by the army isssue. There's plenty of flag toting mountain men that don't want to go to war and my incredible lack of faith in hummanity makes me too skeptical to think a high percentage of models would go. Esti did get some points in my book though. Heck, we've been at war for over ten years and I don't plan on signing up. On the other hand, I actually would if the threat were any 'developed' nation and we were in real deep crap. I'd also go if they brought the draft back but must admit that I hope they don't. I'm not a fortunate one after all. I frown moreso on the fact that she's rich and tried to cheat on her taxes. I can't say any of that would make me less likely to carry her up the stairs if she knocked on the door, but the taxes thing was a low point indeed. Though I couldn't have avoided any of that knowledge due to moding, I generally avoid the personal lives of foreign celebs though since I don't have to see them whereas I had no control over seeing Britney walking barefoot in the gas station bathroom, 'power couple' baby names, Lindsay's trials and such. Ah, if what is seen could be unseen without a labotomy and the labotomy doesn't even unsee anyway, it just hockey pucks you up .

Candice - Have you seen her thread? F*cking a . . . you'd think Candice was the next coming of Christ or something based on the way people talk about her. Apparently Candice is so perfect she farts rainbows and kittens? o.O

Annoying woman, irky super fans, teehee, hair twirls, ditzy personality, I can't stand her body on any level, can't deal with the disillusionment people have into thinking she's the curvy woman when she's not. In addition I've seen some behind the scenes/never before posted videos of the woman & between her eye rolling, blatantly talking over the director or cameraman, and the fact that it takes her 15 minutes to say one line . . . no, just no!

One frame from a video of her literately shushing the director. She wasn't in the middle of talking, she was standing there and he was trying to give Candice her lines and she turned to him, put her finger to her lips and was like "Shhh sh!"

Miss Swanepoel are you an adult? And that's not how you conduct yourself in a work environment last time I checked. (N)

The video might be out there somewhere, but to my knowledge VS never released the unedited version of it. And the few of us who have it haven't put it out there to my knowledge

Note: Please do not ask to see the video, and do not post the image anywhere (including her thread)

There are other models who make me stare, but Bar and Candice are the worst for me.

What's funny to me is that there are a lot of fans of the current models that think Naomi and Evangelista are the only divas and that all of the current models are nice because they smile and giggle in interviews. The thing is though, since models aren't celebrities anymore, most fans just don't know what they're like. I don't really go out in my way to investigate simply because I'm bambarded with enough celeb news as it is but there's quite a few young models who are very difficult to work with. I don't think it helps that they're starting younger and younger as being so used to it at such a young age can give you a greater chance of developing a sense of entitlement. That's why its always good to hear about the ones like Adriana, Petra, Alessandra ect. who are well reputed as being nice in person.

The text above in red.... I can't tell u how much her voice just irks me here also (even though I've shamelessly lied about being fond of it). Thank god she is easy on the eyes and such a humble women considering all the success she has had over the years. I literally want to stuff a sock in her mouth and tell her just smile for the camera already And yes, this coming from a big fan here (not the crazies though). Thank goodness that Adriana's rabid fans don't visit this thread. They'd probably have a bounty for my head by now :knives:

I didn't know whether you liked her voice or not but I figured I could let it out since you're one of the normal ones. Its not nearly as bad as it used to be though. Now Candice has replaced her on that end. I initially thought Kate's thread would get to that level. Its still unbearable for me, but doesn't seem to be wth crazy yet.

dont get it,why the people are so scared by a tiny little squirl

Release the Kraken!

I imagine this:

[In some Jersey City hospital....]

Snooki: WHOO! Hey Doc, I want you to go ahead and do my boob job while the baby’s coming out!!!!!

Doctor: I'm sorry Nicole, that just isn't possible as it will endanger both you and the baby because . . .

Snooki: WHOO! Jello shots! . . . It's a BAAAAABBY!

Nurse, wiping up urine from floor: You know, you could have asked for a goddamn bedpan.

The Situation: Everyone knows I’m gay, right?

And…scene.

Would it be possible to have Child Protection Services on standby outside the delivery room? That way, they wouldn't have to mess around with going to the home, interviewing the parents, etc. They could just wait for the baby to be cleaned up (and wiped of any residue orange), and get the baby the hell out of dodge!

Jesusfuckingchrist . . . God help us all. Mayan's had the date wrong

great, I love to see your progress

Copyrighted? Like why?

Glad you like it and is that a trick question ? So you can publish them or something maybe ?

I have them on my DA site all I can´t imagine other place to publish them though

Release the Kraken!

I imagine this:

[In some Jersey City hospital....]

Snooki: WHOO! Hey Doc, I want you to go ahead and do my boob job while the baby’s coming out!!!!!

Doctor: I'm sorry Nicole, that just isn't possible as it will endanger both you and the baby because . . .

Snooki: WHOO! Jello shots! . . . It's a BAAAAABBY!

Nurse, wiping up urine from floor: You know, you could have asked for a goddamn bedpan.

The Situation: Everyone knows I’m gay, right?

And…scene.

Would it be possible to have Child Protection Services on standby outside the delivery room? That way, they wouldn't have to mess around with going to the home, interviewing the parents, etc. They could just wait for the baby to be cleaned up (and wiped of any residue orange), and get the baby the hell out of dodge!

Jesusfuckingchrist . . . God help us all. Mayan's had the date wrong

HUGE point here. You got my vote!

Great list, Joe

It´s interesting (and really bad) how much can the actual fans of the woman put you off, isn´t it? I think it´s the same for all of us, and with me especially in the Petra winning everything case. In that time, it SO put me off her

I don´t get this whole Amber / Kate crazyness too and it´s slowly getting on my nerves, but I try to stay calm and distant from it. I´ve also learned not to care about models private life or their decisions (they are no role models for me, they are just people like all of us) - saying this, there are only two models I care about more than others and that is Gisele and Daria who I consider my blood group.

I also know how much media exaggerate and how much they can lie about a person (personal experience) so the whole image is distorted and far from reality. I mostly try just to adore their beauty - personality is just a plus, like in Behati´s case or Josie, who I started to really like just after very long time - now I consider her utterly adorable as for the personality of hers. Lovely and more.

I do not care about Bar´s army service (it´s her own personal thing and I know that at least here in Slovakia, at those times when it was obligatory - firstly for 9 years, than 5, then 2, then it was 9 months, now it´s free of choice - these were very tough times that one spent there and some people couldn´t make it and stay psychically healthy. NO fun.) but her fans and her thread put me DAMN off her that now I don´t even know if I like her anymore. Also, with her having only paparazzi pictures and almost no modeling work, I became bored. I´m not into celebreties at all.

I love Valentina and Bianca

I didn't know whether you liked her voice or not but I figured I could let it out since you're one of the normal ones. Its not nearly as bad as it used to be though. Now Candice has replaced her on that end. I initially thought Kate's thread would get to that level. Its still unbearable for me, but doesn't seem to be wth crazy yet.

Well we finally have a definitive answer on the whole voice question eh? But luckily I am one of the few sane fans of Lima so criticize all u want on her teeth next if u please to do so. Just watch out for their secret informative And I must admit that at times I was tempted to start a ruckus on those threads among a few others just to get some shit and gigles on some of the nutty fans. But I refrained due to possible whiplash from their barge of comments

Release the Kraken!

I imagine this:

[In some Jersey City hospital....]

Snooki: WHOO! Hey Doc, I want you to go ahead and do my boob job while the baby’s coming out!!!!!

Doctor: I'm sorry Nicole, that just isn't possible as it will endanger both you and the baby because . . .

Snooki: WHOO! Jello shots! . . . It's a BAAAAABBY!

Nurse, wiping up urine from floor: You know, you could have asked for a goddamn bedpan.

The Situation: Everyone knows I’m gay, right?

And…scene.

Would it be possible to have Child Protection Services on standby outside the delivery room? That way, they wouldn't have to mess around with going to the home, interviewing the parents, etc. They could just wait for the baby to be cleaned up (and wiped of any residue orange), and get the baby the hell out of dodge!

Jesusfuckingchrist . . . God help us all. Mayan's had the date wrong

I shall keep this in my funny shit archive, thx for the laugh Pretty.

dont get it,why the people are so scared by a tiny little squirl

You guys sure know how to find them .

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/9261/snoo...lycoverfull.jpg

Release the Kraken!

I imagine this:

[In some Jersey City hospital....]

Snooki: WHOO! Hey Doc, I want you to go ahead and do my boob job while the baby’s coming out!!!!!

Doctor: I'm sorry Nicole, that just isn't possible as it will endanger both you and the baby because . . .

Snooki: WHOO! Jello shots! . . . It's a BAAAAABBY!

Nurse, wiping up urine from floor: You know, you could have asked for a goddamn bedpan.

The Situation: Everyone knows I’m gay, right?

And…scene.

Would it be possible to have Child Protection Services on standby outside the delivery room? That way, they wouldn't have to mess around with going to the home, interviewing the parents, etc. They could just wait for the baby to be cleaned up (and wiped of any residue orange), and get the baby the hell out of dodge!

Jesusfuckingchrist . . . God help us all. Mayan's had the date wrong

LOL ! Maybe they had the year right at least . Funny stuff anyway .

I have them on my DA site all I can´t imagine other place to publish them though

Oh, well that's good. I know no one here would, but I just didn't want anyone to steal the idea. I mainly asked because I could see some hanging on a wall if they were for sale. Its good you have a site though.

Great list, Joe

It´s interesting (and really bad) how much can the actual fans of the woman put you off, isn´t it? I think it´s the same for all of us, and with me especially in the Petra winning everything case. In that time, it SO put me off her

I don´t get this whole Amber / Kate crazyness too and it´s slowly getting on my nerves, but I try to stay calm and distant from it. I´ve also learned not to care about models private life or their decisions (they are no role models for me, they are just people like all of us) - saying this, there are only two models I care about more than others and that is Gisele and Daria who I consider my blood group.

I also know how much media exaggerate and how much they can lie about a person (personal experience) so the whole image is distorted and far from reality. I mostly try just to adore their beauty - personality is just a plus, like in Behati´s case or Josie, who I started to really like just after very long time - now I consider her utterly adorable as for the personality of hers. Lovely and more.

I do not care about Bar´s army service (it´s her own personal thing and I know that at least here in Slovakia, at those times when it was obligatory - firstly for 9 years, than 5, then 2, then it was 9 months, now it´s free of choice - these were very tough times that one spent there and some people couldn´t make it and stay psychically healthy. NO fun.) but her fans and her thread put me DAMN off her that now I don´t even know if I like her anymore. Also, with her having only paparazzi pictures and almost no modeling work, I became bored. I´m not into celebreties at all.

I love Valentina and Bianca

Great examples and points . I must admit that a part of me was initially surprised to know that models had female fans. I always assumed that women just liked clothes and didn't even know the model's names .

Well we finally have a definitive answer on the whole voice question eh? But luckily I am one of the few sane fans of Lima so criticize all u want on her teeth next if u please to do so. Just watch out for their secret informative And I must admit that at times I was tempted to start a ruckus on those threads among a few others just to get some shit and gigles on some of the nutty fans. But I refrained due to possible whiplash from their barge of comments

I guess we all have wanted to at some point . I must admit that I'm more deterred by the fact that most people in big threads don't have a sense of humor moreso than offending them . Although I don't love the smile from every angle I do love the harp teeth. From some angles I really love them. She has one pic where her eyes are closed and she's taking off her shirt and her mouth is slightly open and you can see them coming through. I don't know any specifics about what its for, but its one of my favorite commercial fashion pics. I must admit there are some pros to me in threads with super fans. The main one being that if I just go in and ask does anyone know what shoot she sat on the elephant, they get it right to me . Some of the banter can also be funny at times. I don't have to go into the cons obviously but the upside is pretty good.

Spiders Escaping Flood Blanket Town In Webs

The Australian town of Wagga Wagga was recently covered in spider webs as the arachnids relocated to escape rising waters and met little resistance after the town's 9,000 residents in the flood zone were evacuated (presumable to Wocka Wocka).

The first photo I saw was the last one with the actual spiders. My reaction was to lift up my feet and say "Fuck You" quite loudly. Burn this post with fire and salt of the Earth!!!!

:| :shock: ... :x ...I guess if a butterly flapping its wings causes a hurricane, that must happen when Snooki farts I suppose .

The Australian town of Wagga Wagga was recently covered in spider webs as the arachnids relocated to escape rising waters and met little resistance after the town's 9,000 residents in the flood zone were evacuated (presumable to Wocka Wocka).

The first photo I saw was the last one with the actual spiders. My reaction was to lift up my feet and say "Fuck You" quite loudly. Burn this post with fire and salt of the Earth!!!!

Holy fuck

That's almost as horrifying as losing your house in the floods :|

^Who'd have thought they could actually snag a dog if they knew to work together. We're gonna need a bigger cocoon <_<

The Australian town of Wagga Wagga was recently covered in spider webs as the arachnids relocated to escape rising waters and met little resistance after the town's 9,000 residents in the flood zone were evacuated (presumable to Wocka Wocka).

The first photo I saw was the last one with the actual spiders. My reaction was to lift up my feet and say "Fuck You" quite loudly. Burn this post with fire and salt of the Earth!!!!

Holy fuck

That's almost as horrifying as losing your house in the floods :|

Am I the only one who finds it amazing? I love spiders

I hate gnats <_<

I have them on my DA site all I can´t imagine other place to publish them though

Oh, well that's good. I know no one here would, but I just didn't want anyone to steal the idea. I mainly asked because I could see some hanging on a wall if they were for sale. Its good you have a site though.

it´s all here

http://olivieree.deviantart.com/gallery/

Do you really think someone would want this to hang on his wall? I thought it was only my mama that loves them - well, because she´s my mum and she thinks I´m talented because she´s my mum - but se got this one:

edged and hung on the wall

But it´s so nice from you Joe

Great examples and points . I must admit that a part of me was initially surprised to know that models had female fans. I always assumed that women just liked clothes and didn't even know the model's names .

Oh, the girls I know have no idea about models, they just love clothes I don´t give a shit about the clothes and love models. I only met like one or two women that recognized models here in Slovakia. And I also encountered some web pages on models created by Slovak girls. It´s more possible that you encounter a model here than a fashionista that knows models

Am I the only one who finds it amazing? I love spiders

I hate gnats <_<

It's amazing, and they're fascinating.. just so long as they stay the hell away from me <_<

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Am I the only one who finds it amazing? I love spiders

I hate gnats <_<

It is amazing technically, but I still wouldn't want to be anywhere around it . If they were poisonous, I don't even think antivenom would do you any good if you got bit by an army of them.

it´s all here

http://olivieree.deviantart.com/gallery/

Do you really think someone would want this to hang on his wall? I thought it was only my mama that loves them - well, because she´s my mum and she thinks I´m talented because she´s my mum - but se got this one:

edged and hung on the wall

But it´s so nice from you Joe

Have you seen some of the stuff haning on people's wall ? The one with the pigs is definitely better than quite a few that I've seen.

Oh, the girls I know have no idea about models, they just love clothes I don´t give a shit about the clothes and love models. I only met like one or two women that recognized models here in Slovakia.

Well, I definitely like models more than clothes too .

And I also encountered some web pages on models created by Slovak girls. It´s more possible that you encounter a model here than a fashionista that knows models

Sounds like an ideal ratio to me .

Well we finally have a definitive answer on the whole voice question eh? But luckily I am one of the few sane fans of Lima so criticize all u want on her teeth next if u please to do so. Just watch out for their secret informative And I must admit that at times I was tempted to start a ruckus on those threads among a few others just to get some shit and gigles on some of the nutty fans. But I refrained due to possible whiplash from their barge of comments

I guess we all have wanted to at some point . I must admit that I'm more deterred by the fact that most people in big threads don't have a sense of humor moreso than offending them . Although I don't love the smile from every angle I do love the harp teeth. From some angles I really love them. She has one pic where her eyes are closed and she's taking off her shirt and her mouth is slightly open and you can see them coming through. I don't know any specifics about what its for, but its one of my favorite commercial fashion pics. I must admit there are some pros to me in threads with super fans. The main one being that if I just go in and ask does anyone know what shoot she sat on the elephant, they get it right to me . Some of the banter can also be funny at times. I don't have to go into the cons obviously but the upside is pretty good.

Amen on that squirrel man, humor is an important essence in life LOL, funny thing about the whole harp teeth smile is your not the first to mention to me how fond they are of them. Oh and I must see this pic you're talking about...all I read was "taking shirt off" and I was sold Oh no doubt that some of those model threads can have their fair share of humorous moments with some of the antics people pull in them at times. Always a good and bad side to all eh? But with that said I still wont bother to go in the Lima thread as much as I would like considering the fact that if I make any constructive criticism about the women it just ends up turning into some childish squabble of an argument...no bueno