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That's definitely big news if I hear correctly about her being around since the 90s and only having three albums. Sounds great.
Well not quite - her first album was in '04, but close enough 
This year will also see new albums from Regina Spektor and mayyybe Fiona Apple finally.
Exciting times! 
These all seems to be geniuses in their own worldI love it! Pure fantasy, it makes you dream about these places
Yeah, you're right about that 
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Joe, answer these please!
1. I don't know if that's just a guy thing when you think about how many times some women have seen these romantic comedies 
. That said, people rewatch movies for the same reason they read books over, because you can relive all the great moments 
. Unless you got it on tape, you can only live real life moments once whereas you can relive a scene as many times as you want.
2. I don't get starting a movie in the middle either.
3. I don't want anyone to smell my farts either. As a matter of fact, I'd have to be drunk to even let one out when someone else was around .
4. I don't get the shower towel either as I hate wearing damp things aside from being caught out in the rain of course .
5. The bathroom fan is relaxing and comforting. When you turn it off you kindof miss it. I turn it on even just to brush my teeth actually.
6. Because for many, when they're done shaving, they're so glad to be done that they just kindof leave it. It probably goes back to not being as accustomed to spending extra time in there. Many guys don't have to share a sink by the time they start shaving, so there's not as much pressure to clean it up. I've been shaving since eleven or twelve, so I gut used to cleaning it up even though now I don't have to.
7. I don't get that one since I cook all of my own meals and girls of this generation aren't as much into cooking since they're more career oriented anyway. Most girls I know don't know that much about cooking to my knowledge at least.
8. Same as the bathroom fan, it has a relaxing sound but also feels good.
9. Because you made me turn the air conditioning off 
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10. Because so many things say refrigerate after opening that we can get confused .
And when you´re insecure, it´s better to draw lightly than to press too much... at least when you´re drawing the basics of the face or body - just sketching. Learn your hand to "fly lighty" over the paper when drawing, at least that´s what my teacher taught meTry to put less pressure on the outer lines of the eye ball (draw it lightly) - it´s just a help to make the eye look 3 dimensional - and focus then on the eyelids, watch your own eye and learn from the shape of it - you´ll see that it´s not squarish at all, so avoid drawing things too square (only when you want to emphasize something, like some anime characters are drawn in more square way, including their eyes) and put some softness in it... and draw, draw and draw
Yeah, I should definitely try that . I started drawing originally with a pen, so going lighter will be something to keep reminding myself of. Its easier to go lighter with my mechanical pencils though because I have to go light to stop them from breaking.
That's probably the first thing I need to learn about the graphites is to use the Hs for soft things and the Bs for harder things. I'll keep at it .
Here are some samples when I was experimenting with highlighters, coloured pencils and markers.. hope you´ll like at least oneThis was a shere experiment with only highlighters and black marker - I was curious how many colours you can get by combinating 5.
These are small format - combination of coloured pencils and markers
same for this one - markers with coloured pencils, with Laszloooo everywhere
(my fav piggy) the anatomy sucks, but I still like the colours
Hope you enjoyed it a little at least
I like all actually especially the last one since it incorporates so many different things and the rest are tied. You should get those copyrighted I think.
Well not quite - her first album was in '04, but close enoughThis year will also see new albums from Regina Spektor and mayyybe Fiona Apple finally.
Exciting times!
I must have gotten her confused with someone else then, but great anyway. I thought that last one was retired, so doubly good news. Maybe they can rouse Nora Jones for their girl's night out too and hopefully without giving Vitamin C the memo.
^Crap like that makes me contemplate homosexuality!Joe, answer these please!
Don't recall if you've had/used this, but squirrel drinking Guinness gif for you - especially for upcoming St. Patrick's:
Yeah, that was a bit much wasn't it 
? Lol @ the gif ! I haven't used or seen it, thanks 
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Threads I Wanted to Make That Aren't Meant to Be
5. What are the best sites to download shows now? - its technically illegal I guess .
4. Who's your favorite Geico mascot? - It would be spam technically .
3. Girls Kissing - I've always found porn to be extremely overrated but girls kissing on the other hand isn't too bad on the eyes. Sure it may seem unfair that General Dude Discussion has wet male model butts and I couldn't have this one, but I said I'd delete it if I got at least two female complaints and I got one from one of my favorite members so I deleted it.
2. Which race has the funniest flamingly gay men ? - I really wanted to make this one bad but a lot of people on BZ don't like the race subject and some gay members may have been offended. I don't care about the ones that don't like the race subject but figured I'd spare the gay ones especially if it could be taken the wrong way.
1. Women With Big Smiles - I like the Best Smile thread, but I also wanted somewhat of a big smile directory somewhat like anything else that could be put in one big group is separate. If someone wanted to have a California girl thread when there's an American girl thread, I'd let them have it but every time I made this thread, the same two things happened. First people post Petra, Adriana and all their favorites with regular sized smiles. After that people are like, shouldn't this be merged with best smile and by then its filled with so many regular sized smiles that I merge it back. May an elephant fart on the lot of ye .
1. Women With Big Smiles
You always give up too easily
It probably just needed a bit of moderation - delete the images that didn't comply with the thread. People would have got the idea.
What's a Geico mascot?
^^these are some GLORY ideas Joe
i would definitely join in the discussion of N2 & 3 tho 
1. Women With Big SmilesYou always give up too easily
It probably just needed a bit of moderation - delete the images that didn't comply with the thread. People would have got the idea.
I guess you're right about that . Maybe I should give it another shot.
What's a Geico mascot?
Its a car insurrance company that has ten some odd mascot spokes persons. They have an annoying caveman, the Geico gecho, a pig that squeels innocently and talks like a guy at the bar, a wad of cash with big creepy eyes, a detective and who knows how many others. I'm sure the gecho would win actually since he's somewhat funny from time to time. I kindof hate most commercials (many of which are about pills and cell phones over here now) as a side note which is one of the many reasons I don't watch live television aside from sports on my own time .
i would definitely join in the discussion of N2 & 3 tho
LOL , how do you guys find this stuff ?
If a Facial Expression Were Just Cause, These Would Justify a Punch in the Face
They say you can't judge a book by its cover. I hope its not the case for these guys. Well, I know for a fact it is for some but anyway, there's a thin line between the tough guy frowning and the kid who got his lunch money taken and became a hardened lame tool instead of a loveable underdog. Well, actually its not a thin line, its a pretty thick line. Clint Eastwood + frown = cool, these guys + frown = smarmy expression on lame guy. Either way, I don't know some of these names and didn't feel like looking them up...
5. The bald black guy from The Practice/Christian Bale
4. Michale Bay
3. The lead singer from Train
1. The star of Scrubs (in real life)
Famous Women I Would Sleep With (if Single and Cornered in an Abandoned Warehouse) and Then Commit Sepuku to Restore My Honor
Christina Aguilera - during that span of time when she was topping the Maxim lists year after year, I couldn't have found her looks any more overrated. That said, she is kindof cute, I like how she talks (particularly the contrast between the sweetness and the deep yell) and am kindof feeling her new pleasantly plump look.
Tara Reid - I don't find her attractive in the slightest, nor am I a drinker, but after sleeping with Christina I'd be drowning my sorrows in liquor working up to my sepuku and find her at the bar likely so wasted I'd think she was Tori Praver.
Kim Kardashian (two years ago, not now) - she has the voice of an annoying thirteen year old and has been with almost every athlete I dislike, but a couple years ago, I would have given in with the scenario in the title.
Jennifer Lopez - she's definitely cute to me. She has big, warm, expressive eyes, nice lips and an adorable smile, but if even half of the diva rumors are true, only sepuku would be able to restore my honor after such a fling even under those circumstances. Of course, its worth mentioning that the really superficial overly glammed type women aren't really my type in general.
^TAXI FOR JOE!
^Never overestimate the ability of BZ members to grasp an idea.1. Women With Big SmilesYou always give up too easily
It probably just needed a bit of moderation - delete the images that didn't comply with the thread. People would have got the idea.
Whether driving the car
Making some mac & cheese
Having sex with your lady friend
Beating your children
World PVP in Warcraft
Browsing the interwebs
The birth of your first child
MC Chris 006 is the soundtrack to our lives.
Retribution Jesus has blessed you with insight, what you do with it is up to you.
/blush
/hold hands
Our First Lady is stunning!
Jennifer Lopez - she's definitely cute to me. She has big, warm, expressive.....
for a moment, i thought the sentence will continue with....well... differently 
Jennifer Lopez - she's definitely cute to me. She has big, warm, expressive eyes, nice lips and an adorable smile, but if even half of the diva rumors are true, only sepuku would be able to restore my honor after such a fling even under those circumstances. Of course, its worth mentioning that the really superficial overly glammed type women aren't really my type in general.
+ she was married with Glum
Yeah, I should definitely try thatThat's probably the first thing I need to learn about the graphites is to use the Hs for soft things and the Bs for harder things. I'll keep at it
great, I love to see your progress 
I like all actually
Copyrighted? Like why? 
^TAXI FOR JOE!
http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x407/B...ton/_lll3c2.jpg
I think I'll walk .
^Never overestimate the ability of BZ members to grasp an idea.1. Women With Big SmilesYou always give up too easily
It probably just needed a bit of moderation - delete the images that didn't comply with the thread. People would have got the idea.
Whether driving the carMaking some mac & cheese
Having sex with your lady friend
Beating your children
World PVP in Warcraft
Browsing the interwebs
The birth of your first child
MC Chris 006 is the soundtrack to our lives.
Retribution Jesus has blessed you with insight, what you do with it is up to you.
/blush
/hold hands
Well, he's lucky to have a fan like you .
Our First Lady is stunning!
She has to be the most fit first lady we've had .
Jennifer Lopez - she's definitely cute to me. She has big, warm, expressive.....for a moment, i thought the sentence will continue with....well... differently
Well, there's nothing more that can be said about her big buttons .
We needs it 
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great, I love to see your progressCopyrighted? Like why?
Glad you like it and is that a trick question ? So you can publish them or something maybe ?
another suggestion would be Doutzen Kroes getting her own subforum, is hard to find a picture of her going through more than 900 n something pages just to look for specific photo, it would make bellazon a lot better.
1. Doutzen Kroes subforum, any model with more than 800 pages deserves her own subforum.
2. more Skin Selector
3. different bellazon models logo, tired of the logo is been there more than a year. new logo, new model.
4. usename change option
5. upload 12 pictures at the same time
6. have a like or a karma option for people post.
^I expect it would be tricky to commit sepuku three times over anyway...^TAXI FOR JOE!
http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x407/B...ton/_lll3c2.jpg
I think I'll walk
If I did what a waist of reincarnation that would be .
Top 10 Babes...That I Hate on the Most
The thing about hateres is that most of them can't admit it. They likely assume that they're just pointing out the obvious and that people
that hate on people they like are the real haters. Well, I wouldn't say I'm a top tier hater, but I can at least admit to some. The stereotype of haters though is that they are all either jealous or actually dislike the person. Here's by contrast women I hate on that I actually like. There's models and celebs I like more than all, those I like less than all and then there's these girls. Here they are...
10. Rosie Hutington Whiteley
Why I like her - I love the face diagonally, the stomach, the hips, the legs, the sensuality and some intangible quality I find hypnotizing but can't put my finger on.
Point of hateration - I admit that I don't find her as beatuful as her average fan and am not really sure what my verdict on her beauty is at all but despite that, when I first got here, I just judged her on the merit of the above qualities and that was enough. As I became aquainted with some of her fans and started reading the 'most amazing full lips' ect. comments, I started to get flashbacks from the whole Angelina Jolie thing. Of course, as a child I was tormented by the media's whole 'Angelina justifies full lips' thing, so any time I heard a white woman referred to as having 'the best' full lips it brought back that childhood trauma. The other point of hateration is that her lips are ironically my least favorite quality of hers, so that's put me into the hater zone.
9. Adriana Lima
Why I like her - Though I don't like them as much as the average fan, I like her eyes, I like her hair, she can model somewhat when she wants to and thus has some of my favorite face pics, she can make very sensual expressions, I love her lips. Though I don't love her smile overall, I love the sharp teeth. I also thing she is very down to earth for someone with her level of success and popularity.
Point of hateration - there's no need to go into too much detail about her overwhelming fans in the prime of her popularity. I resented the most beautiful woman label for the same reasons mentioned above, though I tried to give a pass as even though I definitely disagreed, she was at least unique looking. To be fair, as popular as she was or is, her haters are so vocal that it neutralizes it somewhat to me. After I got past that, her voice became equally a point of contention and is probably my least favorite among models so far. Its hard to even put into words how it makes me feel. I feel somewhat awkward, stunned, afraid and violated at the same time. Her down to earth personality makes up for it for me though.
8. Amber Heard
Why I like her - I like her face as a whole. I don't necessarily love any one thing about it, but I like everything about it. I like her eyes, the shape of her face, the shape of her lips and I really like her smile. She's very well dressed, has amazing skin, has beautiful hands and kisses girls.
Point of hateration - Left to my own devices, the above was enough for me and though I didn't think she was perfect, I don't require perfection and I had no complaints. However, my fandom dropped greatly when her craze hit here as I'm always warry or who the next blonde queen will be. Due to the fact that I think she's cute but not an amazing or unique beauty, the fact that I don't mind her body but in no way see how its amazing and the fact that I've clarified those things on quite a few occassions puts me in the hater zone.
7. Bianca Balti
Why I like her - eyes (even though they seem to lack range of expression), hair, lip fullness, her bottom isn't bad and though I find her voice kindof annyoning I find it somewhat cute and funny at the same time.
Point of hateration - the 'most beautiful woman in the world' label on two levels. The first level is my disliking for such a label which goes back even as far as elementry school. The second level is that if it had to be one, whe wouldn't be on my list of candidates anyway. I also don't care for her smile, her bone structure or how she looks kindof like a war chief when she frowns. The fact that its so hard for me to not bring up the last part is what puts me into the hater zone.
6. Valentina Z.
Why I like her - her nose, shape of her face, really pretty diagonally, peaceful expression, amazing skin, cute voice, stomach and hips. The fact that even though she shows very little range of expression, she can look incredibly tranquil. I also think she has a friendly and down to earth personality for someone with her level of success.
Point of hateration - the 'most beautiful woman' label. As I've said before, the phrase is in itself a point of contention for me, but I find her level of beauty overrated and the fact that I've expressed that so many times makes me a hater. I don't really like her eyes that much and find her lips somewhat forgettable and that's a large percentage of beauty to me. She shows very little range of expression, but overall the peacefullness allows me to turn the other way. Also, the fact that she can laugh loud without her eyes moving absolutely terrifies me.
5. Emily D.
Why I like her - I love her eyes, her cheeks and her lips and she also has amazing skin. I don't know much about her, but she at least gives off a friendly vibe. Though I find her body average aside from being the model basics of being tall with a flat stomach, she has a healthy size for a model as well.
Point of hateration - the first point of hateration is that as of now I don't think she can model. To me she doesn't even have the basic model swag where a model looks into the camera like 'yeah, I'm a model'. Its not arrogance per se, its just what I call model basics. Even Caroline Trentini who uses almost the same face (looking somewhat impassive and semi-contemplative in the distance) at least has some purpose in ot. Emily on the other hand looks to me like a pretty girl looking at the camera. On top of that, the fact that when people say she's perfect and I feel the need to then express that I don't like her smile and profile puts me over into the hater zone. Its a strange thing because I don't even really care whether someone's perfect or not anyway. Also, whenever she's in a poll against a latin women I have to endure the same old 'she's exotic I guess, but Emily's a classical beauty' mumbo jumbo and could all but hurl at the terms 'classical' and 'exotic' used to justify one and patronize the other in any case.
4. Jennifer Lopez
Why I like her - She and the previous entry are of my three biggest crushes here. I love her hair and everything about her face (eyes, nose, lips, smile ect.) and the fact that I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid and she looks exactly the same now doesn't hurt. I also love female dancers. Warranted, she wasn't even one of the most talented Fly Girls on In Living Color and has probably the worst legs ever for a professional dancer, but she was still decent enough in her prime and has kept in pretty good dancing shape.
Point of hateration - her legs, her music, the superficial diva vibe and the fact that her very existance doesn't allow me to say most female dancers have amazingly shaped legs.
3. Petra Nemcova
What I like - like though don't love eyes, body and smile, love her nose. On the other hand, I love the shape of her lips, her stomach, her hips and the shape of her face. I also love her friendly personality as well as her amazing generosity.
Point of hateration - My fandom dropped when I came here as the assertions that she was so perfect and superior was overwhielming to me. The funny thing is that her core fans in her thread were as pleasant as could be. Outside of it, though Adriana was always credited as the prototype model that had to win everything, really it was Petra. The reason being that low scores have more impact than high scores and because Adriana was always guaranteed to have at least three haters in the bunch giving super low scores at least there was some blow to the empire. In Petra's case, the people that didn't like her just though she was okay but they didn't hate her so she dominated even more. I was also annoyed by the assertion that she had to win because she was a great person too as people obviously don't care whether the models they hate are good people or not (Selita saving Southern Sudan wouldn't have affected how much she was hated), but because I was even forced to point that out while actually being a fan of Petra just annoyed me more. Blowing out Stacy Keibler and Maria Sharipova in 'best legs' was also a low point for me.
2. Candice Swanepoel
What I like - one of my favorite eye and lips combinations. I love her lips in particular as they have some fullness to them but I really love the shape. She's got some tone to her arms and I love her hips as well. I think she's above average on the runway and I also love that she can pull off both innocent and sensual.
What I don't like - I don't agree with the enthusiasts that say she's perfect as I don't like her smile or side profile, but that's not really an issue for me just left to my own devices as I don't require to like everything or even half of everything and I definitely like more than half in her case. It all boils down to the over the top fans and the bizzaro thread for the most part. Well, her interviews aren't inspiring either, but I wasn't offended either per se so I can look the other way.
1. Inguna Butane
What I like - I have no complaint about her face. If someone wanted to say it was perfect, I might not cheerlead, but I won't have issue with it. Where I'm sitting, not an overtly flawed nose, great bone structure, nice eyes, decent lip shape, great side profile, cute smile. I like her voice and love her hips as well.
Point of hateration - that she has or shows absolutely no trace of fire in her work. Its one thing to be a boring model standing in an empty room putting on the same clothes with different colors. The fact that she's a high fashion model and has been put in some interresting settings and brings no fire to any of them is a huge issue for me. Her only purpose in high fashion seems to be so someone can say, 'aha, there's a normal looking one' but I think she should have been doing commercial work all along.
Oddly I agree with the majority of those even though I'm a fan of Amber, Petra and Valentina (though I do agree she needs to learn a broader range of facial expressions). I think I have less of a love/hate relationship with a couple of models, and more of a annoyed/lolz/hate relationship with them. I rarely sit in the middle of the field and I don't like that many shades of grey in my personal life, likes or dislikes.
Bar - Have you seen her thread? Enough said
Also I still have major issues with her military dodging (because didn't you know the Israeli Army was going to put Bar into active duty Esti was able to continue to model and do her civic duty, but Bar's too good for it?), and as you know I'm a avid supporter of our country Joesph. What Bar did was enough to turn me against her for life. Plus her public persona lives very little to be desired imo.
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Candice - Have you seen her thread? In addition I've seen some behind the scenes/never before posted videos of the woman & between her eye rolling, blatantly talking over the director or cameraman, and the fact that it takes her 15 minutes to say one line . . . no, just no!
One frame from a video of her literately shushing the director. She wasn't in the middle of talking, she was standing there and he was trying to give Candice her lines and she turned to him, put her finger to her lips and was like "Shhh sh!"
Miss Swanepoel are you an adult? And that's not how you conduct yourself in a work environment last time I checked. (N)
The video might be out there somewhere, but to my knowledge VS never released the unedited version of it. And the few of us who have it haven't put it out there to my knowledge
Note: Please do not ask to see the video, and do not post the image anywhere (including her thread)
There are other models who make me stare, but Bar and Candice are the worst for me.
Top 10 Babes...That I Hate on the Most
9. Adriana Lima
Why I like her - Though I don't like them as much as the average fan, I like her eyes, I like her hair, she can model somewhat when she wants to and thus has some of my favorite face pics, she can make very sensual expressions, I love her lips. Though I don't love her smile overall, I love the sharp teeth. I also thing she is very down to earth for someone with her level of success and popularity.
Point of hateration - there's no need to go into too much detail about her overwhelming fans in the prime of her popularity. I resented the most beautiful woman label for the same reasons mentioned above, though I tried to give a pass as even though I definitely disagreed, she was at least unique looking. To be fair, as popular as she was or is, her haters are so vocal that it neutralizes it somewhat to me. After I got past that, her voice became equally a point of contention and is probably my least favorite among models so far. Its hard to even put into words how it makes me feel. I feel somewhat awkward, stunned, afraid and violated at the same time. Her down to earth personality makes up for it for me though.
The text above in red.... I can't tell u how much her voice just irks me here also (even though I've shamelessly lied about being fond of it). Thank god she is easy on the eyes and such a humble women considering all the success she has had over the years. I literally want to stuff a sock in her mouth and tell her just smile for the camera already And yes, this coming from a big fan here (not the crazies though). Thank goodness that Adriana's rabid fans don't visit this thread. They'd probably have a bounty for my head by now :knives: