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#4481
I wouldn't post such a list...
I must agree with Baron, Joe: Making a 'top 10 posters' list is going to implant a little 'political' feeling, and it may be of the unnecessary type!

Maybe doing another neutral top 10 list is better!

Well, Baron knows best . The whole thing was a play on the previous mishap where the rest of my post actually did mysteriously disappear somehow. Of course, it would have to have been an all time list anyway since I don't even currently interract with ten members on a regular basis. If I weren't a staff member, it would likely be half of whatever it is.

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#4482

I usually just blurt out what comes to mind, but I wanted to do hair colors for awhile and had to think about it for a moment. I was curious what others favored as well.

My Top 10 Hair Colors

Disclaimer: These are just the colors at face value although natural fullness alone is much more important than color in my book. That said, someone in last place here could very well have elite hair to me with all things considered .

10. Regular Blonde (natural or not overtly bad dye)/Dark Brown

9. Other inhuman colors

8. Grey

7. Pale Blonde (natural)/Medium Brown and all Browns between dark and light/Auburn

6. Blue/Regular Black

5. White

4. Light Brown - its worth noting that as much as I like it, I don't know whether there are even any any women with light brown hair in my overall famous women top 50, but I think its nice anyway.

3. Pink

2. Red

1. Jet Black (natural) - not natural based on principle but its just far superior to me at face value even though the fake serves its purpose well enough as the 'I'm trying to look younger, but went a little too far' or the 'I'm blonde and want to look more rock like' thing. I like it most when natural fullness goes with it as well.

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#4483

I favour chocolate brown, especially when it's Goulart-esque in body. Then I'd go black. Although I have to say, there's been an influx of blondes creeping into my favourites list in recent times

In fact I find Marloes's hair one of her sexiest qualities.. and she has no shortage of those :brows:

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#4484
I wouldn't post such a list...
I must agree with Baron, Joe: Making a 'top 10 posters' list is going to implant a little 'political' feeling, and it may be of the unnecessary type!

Maybe doing another neutral top 10 list is better!

Well, Baron knows best .

^

But, yes, I do... 1062-wine.gif

Actually, the other ones were genuine mishaps that I still don't know the answer to, but I was just screwing with you that time.
^Why I oughta... 288png.gif

I'd hope I was on it though?

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#4485
^

But, yes, I do... 1062-wine.gif

Yes indeed . You are "The Most Interresting Man in the World" after all. I just freshly saw one of hose commercials and they just slay me .

"In museums, they let him touch the art."

"He doesn't say anything tastes like chicken, not even chicken."

"The weight of his words would break a lesser man's jaw."

"He is...the most interresting man in the world."

I favour chocolate brown, especially when it's Goulart-esque in body. Then I'd go black. Although I have to say, there's been an influx of blondes creeping into my favourites list in recent times

In fact I find Marloes's hair one of her sexiest qualities.. and she has no shortage of those :brows:

Yeah, Goulart's is hard to beat . Well, I don't know any in fashion I'd call definitively better. I haven't paid much attention to Malores's hair at face value, but I love her ears so I like when she has it pulled back around them.

^Why I oughta... 288png.gif

I'd hope I was on it though?

Well, it technically doesn't exist but I'm sure you could manage it .

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#4486

Working on top 10 babes by country although I have a bit of a conflict in that I like some for their modeling, some for looks and some a combination of the two. For example (they're not from the same country anyway, but just an example) I far and away prefer Simone's looks to Tanya D's, but I much prefer Tanya's work. On the other hand, some are kindof inbetween and it would be harder to give them their own group. I'll just start with looks then . I pulled Russia out of the hat, so I'll start with them after I look up some of the names. By look up the names, I mean they're spelled so badly even by my standards that google doesn't recognize them .

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#4487

Meanwhile, on a parallel planet's forum:

My Top 10 Hair Colors

Whatever colour Adriana Lima's hair is. And the previous 9 times before that.

My Top 10 VS outfits

Whatever 10 outfits Adriana Lima wore.

My Top 10 Biscuits

What biscuits does Adriana Lima like? Them!

My Top 10 Models Who Aren't Adriana Lima

Are you trying to trick me?

My Top 10 Bellazon Threads

10. Adriana Lima News

9. Adriana Lima Miscellaneous

8. Adriana Lima Victoria's Secret Swimwerar

7. etc... whatever.gif

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#4488
You forgot your top 10 "Next Adrianas" of course . Then again, I guess they would instead be called 'impersonators' on that parallel planet .
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#4489
Yeah, Goulart's is hard to beat . Well, I don't know any in fashion I'd call definitively better. I haven't paid much attention to Malores's hair at face value, but I love her ears so I like when she has it pulled back around them.

There's something about the way it flows in waves that I just love.

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#4490

Joe, what do you think about clothes with the US flag print? And the fact that it seems that majority of people wearing stars and stripes Converse shoes, shorts etc. are not even American? Or do you not mind it at all?

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#4491

Whow Joe, so many great lists

btw I love Marloes hair too I thought I loved black hair the most... but I´m more and more realizing that it really doesn´t matter - that it all depends on the woman that wears the colour that makes it wonderful.

For example Marloes and her wonderful blond hair (and I dislike blonds in general)

Daria with her light brown artistic free hair - it´s just so damn free

Gisele with her whatever hair (I just love her hair in general, the quality of her locks)

Zuzana Gregorova with her dark brown

and of course Cintia Dicker with her amazing red head ....

black hair in general - my huge weakness, but a girl with black hair does not necessarily mean that I will favor her

And hell glad to be back here. After four days spent in woods I feel somehow weird, but it will cease and get back to normal after some time. Also, this one was the most extreme vander I´ve ever had

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#4492

That's an interresting question about the flag thing. It could easily be taken as positive or negative. On the positive end, one could say that its flattery. On the negative end, one could say using someone's country's flag as an accessory is disrespectful. From my end, its worth mentioning that even within the confines of America, there are tons of people with 'I Love New York' shirts that nave never been to New York and who will sing 'Georgia on My Mind' and 'New York State of Mind' on a stage with all of their enthusiasm without having lived in or been to either. The most accepted and lowest common denominator is probably people who wear jersies of their favorite player who's team isn't their hometown team. Most probably wouldn't consider that the same thing as lack of hometown pride isn't seen as being the same level as lack of patriotism of course. As to where I stand on the issue, I would personally never wear the clothes or even hat of another country's flag. Even within this one, I wouldn't wear an 'I Love New York' shirt even if I vacationed there once in a while and liked it because I wasn't born or raised there. I mean, I actually do love New York and Georgia both technically. If I were going to advertise a place, I figure it might as well be where I was born or raised. I also wouldn't wear a jersie of a player who doesn't play for my hometeam. I can't say that I particularly frown on these practices though (well, I do kindof frown on the songs part outside of the shower or playing around with friends ) as I despise so much of pop culture, I have to ignore some stuff to avoid the urge to abandon civilization altogether .

I love going into the wilderness too , but it is true that there really is some weird stuff out there . Glad you like those lists. I have hundreds actually, but just didn't want to piss in the ocean too much but then I don't tweet or anything like that so I'm occassionally compelled to just threw some out there anyway. That's true about it depending on who has the hair. I think the lips are my favorite Malores feature. I must admit that hair color doesn't register much on my evaluation of looks, but I still find the subject interresting. My favorite hair overall is the fullness that Middle Eastern, Hawaiian and Latin women generlally have irrespective of the color. As to non full hair, some Asian women have extremely silky hair whereas Phillippine women seem to have both.

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#4493
You forgot your top 10 "Next Adrianas" of course . Then again, I guess they would instead be called 'impersonators' on that parallel planet .
^Never fear - as you can see, in just a cursory glance from the last two days, that particular well is still a long way off from running dry:
Is this adriana lima?
(It was Karmen Pedaru)
She is so freaking beautiful...Such a young Adriana look. She is going to be big, big, big!
(Xenia Deli)

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#4494

Haha, blame the local tourism industry and street vendors in New York City...:-D Something analogous to the 'I love New York' t-shirts & caps that are worn by so many tourists are those ubiquitous Russian hats in Berlin. (for 'Berlin Wall' tourists).

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Even within this one, I wouldn't wear an 'I Love New York' shirt even if I vacationed there once in a while and liked it because I wasn't born or raised there. I mean, I actually do love New York and Georgia both technically. If I were going to advertise a place, I figure it might as well be where I was born or raised. I also wouldn't wear a jersie of a player who doesn't play for my hometeam. I can't say that I particularly frown on these practices though (well, I do kindof frown on the songs part outside of the shower or playing around with friends ) as I despise so much of pop culture, I have to ignore some stuff to avoid the urge to abandon civilization altogether .
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#4495

^Actually, I got some Russian Navy paraphernalia when one of their warships docked many years ago. In the winter I still carry my 'hammer and sickle' hip-flask with a fortifying tot of whisky...

And there's always a place for a little of this:

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#4496

I've always found Soviet Uniforms, machinery, and equipment to have an incredibly simple style. It's like they're trying to save on manufacturing labor-hours so they design the cheapest, most aesthetically pleasing and utilitarian thing possible. All three components count, but low cost and utility rank first..!

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#4497
top 10

My top hair colors would be simple, and probably go like this:

1. different shades of blonde- honestly depends on the woman, her skin tone, and the mixture of colors. More towards platinum blonde than 'Straw yellow haired...'

2. lighter browns

3. darker browns

4. red

5. black

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#4498

Great points about the tourists guys . Tourism is a neverending business, so I can't imagine what kindof profit they making all that stuff on such a low budget. I guess that's basically the McDonalds and or reality show business model . Nice list and nice pillow fight .

You forgot your top 10 "Next Adrianas" of course . Then again, I guess they would instead be called 'impersonators' on that parallel planet .
^Never fear - as you can see, in just a cursory glance from the last two days, that particular well is still a long way off from running dry:
Is this adriana lima?
(It was Karmen Pedaru)
She is so freaking beautiful...Such a young Adriana look. She is going to be big, big, big!
(Xenia Deli)

LOL , that's ironic because I was rounding my group up .

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#4499
I love going into the wilderness too , but it is true that there really is some weird stuff out there . Glad you like those lists. I have hundreds actually, but just didn't want to piss in the ocean too much but then I don't tweet or anything like that so I'm occassionally compelled to just threw some out there anyway. That's true about it depending on who has the hair. I think the lips are my favorite Malores feature. I must admit that hair color doesn't register much on my evaluation of looks, but I still find the subject interresting. My favorite hair overall is the fullness that Middle Eastern, Hawaiian and Latin women generlally have irrespective of the color. As to non full hair, some Asian women have extremely silky hair whereas Phillippine women seem to have both.

I love your tops lists, so feel free to post more

When it goes to hair, there is just something about that jet black hair that can turn into deep blue on the sun... I´m also mesmerized by black hair turning a little deep brown on the sun same goes for black cats, black horses...

Many people like the contrast between hair and eyes - but I had a friend whose hair colour was almost honey-like, and the same went for her eyes, it was an amazing combination

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#4500

I was thinking the same thing about the blue shine and the honey with honey sounds nice too .

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