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Joe here's the run down:

You are in the middle of a zombie Apocalypse, you run to the local walmart, where you fall down a hole, you rub a lamp, a genie comes out and grants you 3 wishes, but they are predetermined:

1. Where do you wish to be transported to?

​2. You are allowed to pick up to ten weapons of your choice from any period of time (minus nuclear missiles) what ten do you pick?

3. You may also pick four people to be zombie killers with you, who do you choose?

Thanks again and Jennks, just lurking I guess but thanks for asking .

Lurking? WHY?

Good day Joe! I was just wondering (since I know you're also an X-Men fan) where you stood on the new Spider-Man movie?

Thanks again and Jennks, just lurking I guess but thanks for asking .

Lurking? WHY?

Well, for a stretch I couldn't post pics and on top of that my posts seemed like I was talking to myself, which was easier to ignore when I could post pics because I at least felt like I was contributing something. The combination of those things made me become more behind the scenes. With the ability to post pics again, being ignored is now easier again though .

Good day Joe! I was just wondering (since I know you're also an X-Men fan) where you stood on the new Spider-Man movie?

I haven't seen the movie yet . To tell the truth, I was so disappointed in the part three of the last one (and the senseless waste of both Venom and Carnage) that I was contemplating on whether or not to just leave off with the second movie. I'll probably check it out eventually though.

Joe here's the run down:

You are in the middle of a zombie Apocalypse, you run to the local walmart, where you fall down a hole, you rub a lamp, a genie comes out and grants you 3 wishes, but they are predetermined:

1. Where do you wish to be transported to?

​2. You are allowed to pick up to ten weapons of your choice from any period of time (minus nuclear missiles) what ten do you pick?

3. You may also pick four people to be zombie killers with you, who do you choose?

1. The place I'd be transported to would be a big city. Assuming there's no cerum to cure them, I might as well be of use and take out as many as I can.

2. With the four people, it depends on whether the parameters are limited to living and or real people. If they're people of this century, four Navy Seals or two Seals and two Israeli Commandos would be my answer. For the sake of making it interresting off the top of my head...

Brock Lesnar - although he isn't even a top 5 heavyweight in his own field (Overeem, Velasquez and Santos are all better fighters), his combination of brute stregnth, endurance and love of hunting would come in handy. I'm also sure he'd relish the idea as he thinks of himself as a modern day Viking and probably be good company besides.

Jon Jones - like Darwin of the X-Men, Jones has a strange situational evolutionary quality that allows him to (even without formal training before adulthood in said fields) adapt to new obstacles with success against those who've been training since early childhood.

Jackie Chan - sure there are better martial artists, but his resoursefullness and creativity would come in handy, plus he'd help to keep everyone in good spirits besides.

LeBron James - Lebron is a peaceful individual, but has a fighter's spirit and at 6'9 270lbs, he has amazing reflexes, the stregnth of a defensive end, speed of a running back and seemingly endless endurance. These qualities would come in handy against a foe that keeps on coming.

3. As to the ten weaponds...

Katana

Shovel

Morning Star

Two Handed Longsword

Spartan Shield

Buster Sword

Exploding Arrow

Steel Baseball Bat

Speer with steel shaft

Pole Ax

It would be easy to list a bunch of guns, but I've always found regular weaponds more interresting . On top of that, I don't have to worry about running out of bullets or them jamming or anything like that.

Thanks again and Jennks, just lurking I guess but thanks for asking .

Lurking? WHY?

Well, for a stretch I couldn't post pics and on top of that my posts seemed like I was talking to myself, which was easier to ignore when I could post pics because I at least felt like I was contributing something. The combination of those things made me become more behind the scenes. With the ability to post pics again, being ignored is now easier again though .

I cannot imagine someone ignoring you. You must be joking!

I haven't seen the movie yet . To tell the truth, I was so disappointed in the part three of the last one (and the senseless waste of both Venom and Carnage) that I was contemplating on whether or not to just leave off with the second movie. I'll probably check it out eventually though.

I shared your concerns about the new one (especially after the iffy third effort) but I thought it was well worth checking out, in fact, I found it to be a pleasant surprise all round. I get the feeling this could be like when 'Batman Begins' came out - reasonably successful in theaters, more so on DVD, followed by real excitement for the next one. A sequel not competing with Avengers or Batman could really tear up the box office.

I admit, I lol'ed at 1:30

I cannot imagine someone ignoring you. You must be joking!

Don´t worry about that Joe, how often do you visit your farm?

I try to make it to someone's at least once for weed a week . I love the simplicity and fresh air .

Speaking of animals...

10. Blue Ringed Octopus - though its not a menacing looking species, that may work in its favor. On top of that, there's no known anticdote for its venom, which makes it extremely dangerous as a result.

9. Piranha - I'm not as much bothered by the big ones, but the small ones creep me out the most because I imagine they're harder to get away from and have a greater chance of sneaking up on you.

8. Saltwater Crocodile - their comination of size and contrary to popular belief, intelligence makes them one of the greatest predators.

7. Tiger Shark - though they aren't the biggest, they still weigh at least a ton and are known for coming to the shore.

6. Killer Whale - although few human casualties are reported, their abilities combined with their group hunting makes them a dangerous group.

5. Box Jellyfish - they have enough venom to kill over sixty people

4. Yellow Bellied Sea Snake - its not the most poisonous, but the fact that its bits are painless may allow some to not even realize that they need treatment before its too late.

3. Stonefish - not only is it the most venomous fish in the world, but its ability to blend in with its surroundings makes it that much more dangerous.

2. Great White Shark - although they have supernatural senses, are twenty some odd feet and weigh several thousand pounds, how many people they actually kill is often exhagerrated. That said, its the menacing look combined with what they're capable of that makes them scarry anyway.

1. Dolphin - perhaps the combination of their loveable image as well as their high level of intelligence takes them up a notch. They aren't looking for food either...They want...your body...Contrary to popular belief, the males are not only known to rape their own species, but others as well, including humans. That's right, if you're to be raped by an animal, it won't be a gorilla or orangatan, it would be a dolphin. At least fifteen people a year are killed by dolphins, not for food but by gang rapes. Unlike humans, their penesis of the males are also used for grabbing as well. The ultimate goal is to take the victims to underwater caves to finish them whereby the bodies are never found, however many don't survive long enough to get there.

I shared your concerns about the new one (especially after the iffy third effort) but I thought it was well worth checking out, in fact, I found it to be a pleasant surprise all round. I get the feeling this could be like when 'Batman Begins' came out - reasonably successful in theaters, more so on DVD, followed by real excitement for the next one. A sequel not competing with Avengers or Batman could really tear up the box office.

Yeah, like with X-Men, I don't understand how a series can have a great sequal and just totally fall off for the third one. I would think that the drop off would at least be to average. In the case of X-Men, they even had two good prequals after their blunder. I could definitely see a sequal to this one having that success. These movies seem to be really cleaning up and with the trailers already having millinos of views months before the movies even come out, I guess the records will just be broken more and more.

I always felt like the third X-Men was terribly rushed, some of the casting was disastrous and if I'm remembering it right, it was really short compared to the second one. Spider-Man 3 was the exact opposite, there were bits of it I really loved (when Flint Marko first became the Sandman, or Harry's fast and creepy exit from the diner) but it was far too long and there was too much time spent trying to awkwardly cram different strands into one movie. Generally, it seems the third movie in any series is the one you have to be most wary of.

I try to make it to someone's at least once for weed a week . I love the simplicity and fresh air .

Enjoying your summer?

Dolphins are also amongst the very small group of animals that make sex not only for reproducing, but also for fun. They create huge social groups and having sex together is considered as a polite and friendly social manner. Well, not having cinemas is a good thing sometimes

Uhmm Joe, just visited the Food topic and looked several pages back (thought maybe I'd find some cooking inspiration or whatever) and you may want to remove one of the pics from your post (page 23, #455)

Yeah, good points about the upside of the Spiderman one and it is hard to find a good part three . Maybe that's what makes the great trilogies so special. Its probably easier when based on a great book series that has three or more great books, but then again, books are butchered in translation all the time, making the best screen adaptation category possibly a tad underrated as a result.

I am enjoying it , thanks for asking. How about you ?

Yeah, sharks are definitely a marvel in every way. I didn't know that about the babies, but I'm not surprised seeing as how some birds that have two babies watch the babies fight to the death to see which one is worthy enough to survive. Dolphins are indeed like people in that some are good, some bad and some evil. There are a lot of animals that rape and somewhere the female is the agressor. What makes dolphins unique though is that the males rape people . That and the fact that their penises are like tenticles and can be used to grab you when you try to escape .

Wow, I swear that I've never seen that pic in my entire life . What makes it even more strange is that Tinypic doesn't even let me upload fashion pictures with nudity most of the time, so how they managed to replace my pic with that :lost: . It probably has something to do with the upgrade as I now see a lot of my pics and emoticons from before have been altered. I'm not sure what's more strange, the way some things are altered or the fact that the responses then also look strange as a result of either ignoring them or responding to them as though they are what they were originally .

Dolphins are also amongst the very small group of animals that make sex not only for reproducing, but also for fun. They create huge social groups and having sex together is considered as a polite and friendly social manner. Well, not having cinemas is a good thing sometimes

What are these other animals? Because I've heard only dolphins are like that.

Some scientists recently discovered a kind of apes / monkeys whose social groups work the same way - but do not remember the name of the species, I only remember they were small and looked like makaks wiki says bonobos species are alike, and I´m sure there are more, gonna search for that

There is also a species of orangutan, if I recall it correctly, that seem to found a way how to fake their ovulation period which makes them able to copulate anytime they want to + gives a benefit for their children, as the male is sure it´s his offsrping while it might not be true

Plus, pigs and some kind of birds as well.

Yeah, sharks are definitely a marvel in every way. I didn't know that about the babies, but I'm not surprised seeing as how some birds that have two babies watch the babies fight to the death to see which one is worthy enough to survive. Dolphins are indeed like people in that some are good, some bad and some evil. There are a lot of animals that rape and somewhere the female is the agressor. What makes dolphins unique though is that the males rape people . That and the fact that their penises are like tenticles and can be used to grab you when you try to escape .

Joe, the last sentence is one of the scariest things I´ve ever heard now I have it in my head!!!

Jinx has one job and that's to be a dog and he sucks at it!

No seriously, the dog sucks at everything except falling, getting stuck, jumping and barking.