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#1401

Well, some say Masha can see for miles and miles .

She also has a brother with simular eyes who is a model as well .

BTW, I had a dream you and I were trying to talk to a girl and she turned out to be gay .
^Oh, Joe - you never dream about me anymore...

Don't know if you saw this, from Vogue(Russia)? Nice to see one of your menagerie getting some more work...

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(Is it me, or has Mrs. Beckham put on a few pounds?)

Go piggy !!! And I actually did dream we were thrown in a 3rd world jail and Ophelia was a mermaid and came to save us .

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#1402

I like that idea Joe...as long as that means they don't get bumped into the New Posts area as well.

But something has to be done about the polls and PIP threads.

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#1403
Go piggy !!! And I actually did dream we were thrown in a 3rd world jail and Ophelia was a mermaid and came to save us .
We DID do that Joe... I guess you just blanked it out - must have been the Rohypnol.

I won't get into how we got in there (be thankful for those drugs). But in order to get out Ophelia had to dress up as Ariel (she always has that one ready to go in her closet anyway :brows: ), and attend the African dictator's birthday party as part of his Disney Princesses fetish. Whilst she kept him entertained with her ukelele rendition of Under The Sea, "Belle" and "Mulan" crept down to the dungeon and charmed the guards, stealing their keys and throwing them to us.

Thankfully, Ophelia's helicopter skills have never wavered - and she dazzled their airforce with Howlin' Mad Murdoch-level skills. I leant out the window with an AK47, and you, umm well, you flipped them the bird!!!

Two days later, when you were lying on your bed in that Saigon motel room (I know, a strange detour), staring at the fan and muttering about "every time I think I'm gonna wake up, back in the jungle" we thought it would be prudent just to slip you a couple of those mickey finns and hoped you blank it out...

Still haunts your dreams though, don't it?

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#1404
Hello, there . Its pretty cold up there I hear and we're having record highs down here, btw :| , but that would make an interresting vid . BTW, I had a dream you and I were trying to talk to a girl and she turned out to be gay .

Not where I am, about normal temperatures, maybe a bit higher which doesn't make me happy <_< I'm very much a cold weather person when it gets winter here, i open up the windows in my room and turn on my fan to make it around 0C in my room

I think it would be a rather enlightening video. We could do it a progression from 1st time, to later on

Well... That's too bad, but atleast we had each other right?

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#1405

That probably would be a youtube sensation . Canadian hockey player teaches huge southern black dude to skate especially if I fall through the ice and you come and save me . And yeah, about the girl I guess you're right, at least we had each other .

Wow, Baron , memories suppressed by halucenogens I was given as well as general supressed thoughts combined with the dreams have muffled so much, but now that you've so eloquently and thoroughly brought it all back to life it wasn't so bad after all . As a matter of fact, I can now see the positive in that you got my back and also appreciate Ophelia for the hero she is .

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#1406

Every poll ever made has suddenly resurfaced at the same time .

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#1407

@ Layla

Squeeeee, I just finished the first episode and I'm hooked might be hooked

! It was sooo good :hell yea!: ! At first I thought it would be like most of the other high society teen shows I hate so much and on top of that that I wouldn't be able to relate, but it was interresting anyway and the characters were interresting and seems to be a lot going on there, interrested to see what happens next :hell yea!: :morning: ... ...

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#1408

You know what you gotta do, Joe...

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#1409

I like Berno's idea.

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#1410

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why send a man, when you can send a DOG in to do it

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#1411

^ that's great Joe and if you feel like discussing the show more, feel free to PM me

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#1412

Sisito500 reviving ever fucking old poll known to man is getting on my last nerve. I'm dead serious.

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#1414

My NHL team almost had this guy...

Forget if i posted this before.

Amazing.

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#1415

Seriously Joe, please lock the dead poll threads... everyone here is kinda over them.

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#1416

^That glove trick is hilarious

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#1417

Nice clip (Y) ! Is it too late to make him an offer he can't refuse ? *scratches joke about Canadian bacon*

^ that's great Joe and if you feel like discussing the show more, feel free to PM me

Thanks . I guess I'm pretty much exposed now though and I guess everyone here watches it anyway so I shouldn't be that ashamed , but I do have some questions to send later for when I want to guarantee to get an answer without a spoiler .

But in the mean time, its funny that all this time I assumed 2 things. 1. That the gossip girl was the Blake character's thoughts and 2. Vanessaaa had me thinking Chase was beside her the star of the show when he only had a 1 minute scene in the first show . Its also funny to see in these small rich towns teenagers are like celebrities in the town known by even grown people they don't know . But I'm really liking Blake's character because despite the status, 'fame' ect. she still acts like a regular person and not snobby like a lot of the other girls.

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#1418

@ Berno and co.

I hate not having the answer . But unfortunately its just outside of my power. I guess there's only so many polls, maybe they're finished . Has anyone tried inviting them to vote in their competitons ? And even better yet, has anyone tried inviting PIPers to vote in their competitions ?

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#1419

lalalalala

I hate boys. they should rot in hell & get their things cut off.

So how is everyone? (:

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#1420

That's not a real spoiler is it ? Don't tempt me, I'm weak !

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