Why are you single?

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MissWood
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#821

I'm single because he don't love me back

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Dark Lord
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#822

I'm single because I have an insatiable attraction to a woman who thiks I'm utterly disgusting and in general, we're just completely wrong for each other but my heart is too stubborn to let go of her.

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#823
I'm single because he don't love me back

:shock: how can he not love you back?! Is he out of his mind? :|

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#824

I'm single because non-monogamous relationships aren't in vogue.

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#825
i hate returning phone calls

You're not too bad with txt msgs

hahahahahahahah! that was under special canadian circumstance.... any other day... good luck!!! hahahahaahah!

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#826

I'm single because non-monogamous relationships aren't in vogue.

Really? It's my experience that dating is out and hooking up is in...

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#827
The Demise of Dating

By CHARLES M. BLOW

Published: December 13, 2008

The paradigm has shifted. Dating is dated. Hooking up is here to stay.

(For those over 30 years old: hooking up is a casual sexual encounter with no expectation of future emotional commitment. Think of it as a one-night stand with someone you know.)

According to a report released this spring by Child Trends, a Washington research group, there are now more high school seniors saying that they never date than seniors who say that they date frequently. Apparently, it

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#828

Tis truth, but before, during, and after, a hook-up takes place one is still considered single.

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ETERNAL ANARCHIST
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#829

That's because of I lost my love. Actually she was my "true love"... but I'm so fucking selfish and stupid. My friend said that I should call to Yanita and say I'm sorry, but I think I'm too proud too.... :avada:

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#830
That's because of I lost my love. Actually she was my "true love"... but I'm so fucking selfish and stupid. My friend said that I should call to Yanita and say I'm sorry, but I think I'm too proud too.... :avada:

MAKE that call! And hurry up with it!

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But you won't let those robots eat me, Yoshimi
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#831
Article quote...

According to a report released this spring by Child Trends, a Washington research group, there are now more high school seniors saying that they never date than seniors who say that they date frequently.

It's a sad day when research groups would actually believe high school seniors on how much hooking up they do. Sounds like more of the BS conservative parents love to publish just to scare themselves with.

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Dark Lord
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#832

Dude. Highschool kids are all talk. Well... most of them anyway. It's fun messing with their heads. :lol:

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watermelon
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#833

Im single becuase

1st. I ended with my bf yesterday

and

2nd. Toobs think my teeth are quite sharp

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Dark Lord
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#834

The sharp teeth wouldn't be such a problem if you weren't such a sadist!

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#835

Hmmm... I am single because I don't feel like I can commit to a long term relationship right now

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#836
Im single becuase

1st. I ended with my bf yesterday

what happened geme?

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irenistiQ
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#837

beQause i am sQared of sasha fierce!

Well, i'm single, aQtually.. beQause Celin is still a student in LA and her parents wouldn't approve of me being in a relationship with her beQause, apparently "it will disrupt her studies.."

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#838

^ Your scared of Beyonce's alter ego crushing you while your sleeping and Celine's parents chasing you because you disrupted her studying dance parties? either way sleeping or not you better run

ahahahaha

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Dark Lord
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#839
Hmmm... I am single because I don't feel like I can commit to a long term relationship right now

Same boat... how do you feel about casual sex? :evil:

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#840
I'm single because he don't love me back

That sucks.

But the worst is when you love someone, who used to care, but doesn't anymore, even though one eye contact with him fills up my whole week ...

Ahh, I want it to go away so badly!!

Casual sex rocks, everyone satisfied, no one hurt.

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