TheBaronOfFratton

Where do you get those videos of Behati from, Baron?

They are giving me the impression that Behati is a woman who exists in another dimension :-)

enjoy B!!! have one for me

^That about covers that! The only bit you missed was that somebody is always accused of being too skinny/too fat in comparison to somebody else...

And yes, we can all make the tedious argument that our stomachs aren't meant to eat meat and we should all be vegetarians - I don't think you can argue that with dogs - they ARE carnivores. You already humiliate them by dressing them up in stupid clothes, let the poor things be.

You speak my mind... when I see dressed dogs it´s worse than dead people, actually

^Shameless related self-promotion: http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?s=&...t&p=1788840

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Ouch for Fergie

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Ouch for Fergie

good morning Porthos. it is i Athos. how is my fellow musketeer?

(translation: how's it hanging B. lollllll)

good morning Porthos. it is i Athos. how is my fellow musketeer?

(translation: how's it hanging B. lollllll)

good morning Porthos. it is i Athos. how is my fellow musketeer?

(translation: how's it hanging B. lollllll)

curmudgeonly comrade! Tell me, what does that make LMS? Is she the famed D'Artagnan?

good morning Porthos. it is i Athos. how is my fellow musketeer?

(translation: how's it hanging B. lollllll)

curmudgeonly comrade! Tell me, what does that make LMS? Is she the famed D'Artagnan?

good morning Porthos. it is i Athos. how is my fellow musketeer?

(translation: how's it hanging B. lollllll)

^Well met, my

self-confessed

curmudgeonly comrade! Tell me, what does that make LMS? Is she the famed D'Artagnan?

'power-ballads'

[^When it comes to Behati I am the truffling pig! But I will always make sure they (somehow) end up here at Bellazon... Have you ever divulged your own model predilections Mr. Icon? I don't mean anything so gauche as a "Top 10", but you strike me as an intelligent fellow and I should be interested to hear such things.

You speak my mind... when I see dressed dogs it´s worse than dead people, actually

Come now, they're not all bad <_<

'power-ballads'

I have to say that I am very optimistic about fashion models in general...I think that they're better looking than actresses, glamour models or any other group of 'selected' women. I am biased towards tall, sophisticated looking women. I probably like 15% of the models that I discover on the FM forum. ie. just right now I am scrolling through FM forum and enjoying Ymre Stiekema's photos (for the first time). Part of my preference must be due to the manner in which many of them are culled. And part of it must have to do with the fact that I don't really know their personalities. This is very different from my opinion on actresses, singers, or bikini models..I tend to (mildly) like only a select few. I wouldn't even be bothered to scroll through their pictures or follow their 'news'.

I don't have a favorite model and my interest in various models regularly rise, fall, and stabilize. When I first discovered models & BZ I liked Anna V a good deal...for a month. Now, I don't even scroll through her thread anymore.. Recently, I had been interested in Freja's pictures. this too, lasted only one month...

I am currently interested in Anna Selezneva & karlie, but my interest will wane after I scroll through #xx of their photoshoots.

Question for you my love.

Walk in

See this

Do What?

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

The moment I see him dancing to goodbye horses, it will be the last day of my life... I just know it.

^^

Did You Know...

* ...that Chris drinks his own semen?

* ...that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?

* ...that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris admits that his family is a bunch of pack rats?

* ...that Chris is a horrendous racist?

* ...that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade?

* ...that Chris's sense of humor is SO RANDOM XDXD?

* ...that you can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the Priority Listing?

* ...that the "apple-core" bit with Wes-Li Sonichu from Sonichu #5 is based off a children's game?

* ...that Chris banned Twitter on his CWCipedia?

* ...that on his MySpace, Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"?

* ...that Chris is the Level-Up King?

* ...that Virginia is for Virgins?

* ...that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer?

* ...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you ugly freak!

* ...that Mimms had a sweet green afro?

* ...that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him?

* ...that Michael Snyder is a JEW!

* ...that Chris hates the word "Aspergers" almost as much as the word "Naive"?

* ...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion?

* ...that Chris "buys healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?"

* ...that Chris will never be able to destroy the CWCki?

* ...that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child?

* ...that there is a grand amount of audio needing transcription?

* ...that Chris ALWAYS IS the Mayor of CWCville?

* ...that Pixelblocks are to be confused with neither Pickleblocks nor Pricklyblocks?

* ...that Chris buys sex toys and PS3 games and content with taxpayer money?

* ...that Crystal has an older brother named Reginald?

* ...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his fangs to a pocket knife?

* ...that Chris is capable of taking care of himself?

* ...that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples?

* ...that Bob Chandler wants you to shut that goddamn thing off?

* ...that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16?

* ...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded?

* ...that when working at Cutco, Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?

* ...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of C-L-A-Y?

* ...that Chris really cannot dance?

tasty treat

Chris believes that whatever he eats changes the flavor of semen, which may have some basis in fact. However, what makes this ridiculous is that Chris thinks his semen will taste exactly like whatever he eats. He has indicated that he would strive for flavored comeuppance so his sweetheart/cum dumpster would savor the taste. In the sex tape audio, Chris presented the following scenario to PandaHalo:

" I would have eaten so much chocolate, that day beforehand, and it would taste so yummy to you, probably like white chocolate. You'd swallow that. "

—Chris

Recycling

" Mmm! Goes down salty. "

—Chris

Walk in, see that, what do?

SHOOT IT IN THE FACE WITH AN EFFIN FLAMETHROWER!

I'd keep it as a pet. It and it's semen drinking ways bring me great humor.