Masturbation makes you ugly!

sounds like you are talking about sometimes else. Like stopping yourself from the urge of pigging out when you are on a diet. Yeah, so I guess I'm a little hornier if I hold out a while before a I get laid... if i hold out completely does that make me any better. I think not, I'm still the same person.

Oh!!! Thanks ez_c, I'm so lost - I didn't realize there was alreadya thread for that because the threads in General Discussion have missleading titles... it's hard to know what it's about if the title doesn't spell out what the thread is about up-front.

and thanks SS, I try!

It sounds like a big fat load of steaming crap, complete with stink lines and flies.. one fly has died and fallen to the ground.

He could have said don't waste your time whacking off. Put more thought into somehting else and do it better with your free time. This malarky about being God is just sheer stupidity. Or maybe it's TOTALLY RIGHT!!! I know! I'll stop whacking off and learn to fly, and while I'm at it I'll learn to shoot LAZERS OUT OF MY EYES!! <_<

don't be silly, you can't shoot lasers out of your eyes.

that's why you need sharks with frikkin laserbeams attached to their heads. duh.

rofl... Silly me, I was blinded by my trancended self actualization.

yeah, that will get thee every time.

that or, you know, raging hormones. either/or.

rofl! Well put old boy, well put.

unprotected sex with another person of the opposite sex is the single most productive thing you can do

You can always up the productiveness of that.

Having sex with more than one person is just another example.

That still, can be upped.

There is really no limit.

It sounds like a big fat load of steaming crap, complete with stink lines and flies.. one fly has died and fallen to the ground.

He could have said don't waste your time whacking off. Put more thought into somehting else and do it better with your free time. This malarky about being God is just sheer stupidity. Or maybe it's TOTALLY RIGHT!!! I know! I'll stop whacking off and learn to fly, and while I'm at it I'll learn to shoot LAZERS OUT OF MY EYES!! <_<

Uber-mensch is Superman.

well speaking in absolutes, having a kid is the most productive thing you can do. sure you can add on little things or plurality, but that changes the context of the tenet

It sounds like a big fat load of steaming crap, complete with stink lines and flies.. one fly has died and fallen to the ground.

I like that

Well they should have said superman instead of God... Which is still not even remotely possible. First you'd have to go about locating kryponite, then we would have to take a deeper look into our dna structure to see how kryptonite would affect us...Man there is just too much to list. He should say, in order to be a person that doesn't waste time, or something along those lines. He tries to make it so dramatic... Harken unto me!

all in a days work of masturbation

all in a days stroke.

yeah <_< yours is cooler, shut up!! haha

anyways, Masturbation can make you sexy!!

ever watch your g/f ?? It could be hot... would.

No could or would there.. It is.

thought so

hot sex is a pretty good preventative measure for masturbation.

I think if these churches and such don't want people masturbating, they should provide a hook-up service on-site.

That is sort of extreamly out of line and not even considerable by the church. They teach abstinence, not hump hired hoes...lol.

perhaps you can tell I'm not exactly known by name at any churches

Or maybe you are and you just don't know it...

Or just maybe you live 2 lives and are a holy man in your 2nd.