Masturbation makes you ugly!

at your ripe old age, huh? some people wait a lifetime to hear it, so lucky you!

.. sorry - but it pisses me off when people say it to me if they don't mean it. I only hate it because their full of crap. And as a woman, you have to be careful because some mean use it as a tool to lure you into bed.. it does the opposite with me for some reason.

Roguesy, I don't love you.

:drool:

I meant like, I don't like it when people lie to me about that or if I don't like them and they say, "I love you" - just leave me alone wtv, I'm kidding around

kidding your way to 3000 I see

meh, I suppose so...

This is the forum equivalent of turning water into wine! This thread went from masturbation to love!

masturbation is not a crime of violence, it's an act of pure undadulterated self-love. oh, and best siggy ever, SS

I love myself... a lot lol

Masturbation

yes, but it's more about pleasure than anything else

or getting to sleep...

you masturbate to get to sleep? maybe that's better than combining the two

yeah, ... I've tried that before when i've had trouble sleeping. Doesn't work for me, and so I don't bother. It just makes me feel lonely I still don't sleep well.

Lol, most of the time i pass out afterwards.

lucky, I think it wakes me up more... sex tirers me out though...

Sex usually leaves me feeling very satisfied, and a little empty in the balls... Sometimes it even hurts...

I don't know if I like the sound of "a little empty in the balls", but perhaps that's because I haven't experienced that. I'd recommend getting some bigger balls, so you don't have to go through that feeling of emptiness.

... yeah I've heard of pain .. but not of the balls but off the penis after too many cummings There can never be too many!!

Heh, well rhett, when the day comes that you do have intercourse with a woman, you will feel a little lighter...

Yea, the rod can get a little sore...but that's after like 5 rounds. or a few hours.