Masturbation makes you ugly!
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well, I have heard a lot of women screaming out for the lord and god and various saints in the throes of mutual pleasurization...
Rhett and Lazy 
I haven't seen you two together in a while 
so funny, you two!! 
funny? come on, you know I don't do funny.
you don't ? :shock: ok.. ok 
sure you don't
More like borderline insanity... Or just overwhelmingly sexy... I'm not sure, probably a bit of both in there. They both can be taken as humorous... Sometimes the only way to react to things is to laugh.
overwhelmingly sexy... ok, if that's what you think of Rhett.
if you says so.. I'm sure we're all ubersexy!!
no, just no.
ok .. 
overwhelmingly sexy...if you says so.. I'm sure we're all ubersexy!!
lazy, it's ok to have the ultimate man crush on me. I'll be gentle with you.
All the cool kids have a man-crush on Rhett...
What??? 
:|
All the cool kids have a man-crush on Rhett...
don't be ashamed to jump on the bandwagon! there's still plenty of room!
yeah .. SS ... you can sit riggght here *pats the seat beside Lazy*
Ok, now you're just creeping me out. The only guy you could even remotely consider me having a "man crush" on would be Randy Rhodes. So with that I conclude my presentation. Please save questions for someone who cares.
I know you're feeling a little confused, that's the second, perfectly normal stage. outright denial is the next stage. then comes having a collection of my pics on your cell phone. since you've already passed that stage, we'll just skip past that one...
rofl!! 
:rofl: I love it when Rhett posts!!
that sounds dirty.
I like it.
not it doesn't 
doesn't need to be dirty.
but when the words "love" and "Rhett" are in the same sentence, one eyebrow arches and lascivious thoughts begin to form
love for masturbation..
A lot of my "relationships" have hit the rocks because people have used the L word with me, and that simply didn't fly. I just started using it in October... I'm no as scared of it any more