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I don't know why this came to me just now but I couldn't resist .

Youtube is awesome. Of course, its become somewhat less awesome by way of selling out to Google, making their email and commercials manditory (though I'm glad for the commercials in the case of vbloggers as they deserve to get paid as the site's profiting from them) but still pretty awesome anyway. One thing that's interresting is the comments. Whatever moderators or administrators they have there focus mostly on taking down videos and the commenters are pretty much allowed to run free most of the time. As a result, you have some of the worst, dumbest, weirdest and sometimes funniest people from the whole internet.

10. Declaration: "She's nothing special. Guys tell me I'm way hotter."

Identity: Are there non-famous women hotter? Yes, tons. But how many of them feel the need to seek a video out to proclaim it if they get told al the time anyway?

9. Declaration: "Thumbs up this comment if you like sex."

Identity: One of the unfortunate products of the thumbs up and thumbs down feature. Insecure person getting a rush on cheap thumbs up plugs or someone just having a secret competiton, who knows. Its kindof like the guy that overuses the say the name of the city really loud during a speech to get cheap cheers tactic. Luckily for them, a hundred or so people will always ablige anyway.

8. Declaration: "I've been watching the sport for 40 years and (such and such player) is definitely the best."

Identity: Could be telling the truth, but if their points in reference to current things are in referrence to events and their points in reference to the past rely on stats by contrast then they are most likely a teenager.

7. Declaration: "I'm black (introducing the subject of race) and Eminen is the best rapper."

Identity: Not black. This person seems to inwardly acknowledge that listening to mostly Eminen compromises their opinion to real rap fans and apparently starting with saying they're black is a desperate attempt to remedy this. The problem is, if race was not previously mentioned, most black people would have no reason to start with saying they're black.

6. Declaration: "I'm a woman (introducing the subject of gender to the discussion) and women don't care about bedroom performance and money."

Identity: Male

5. Declaration: Of course the classic guy who could dominate a professional sport if only he felt like it. Modest enough to turn down millions of dollars, but arrogant enough to brag on Youtube. What an interresting character.

4. Declaration: "I'm a man (not following a declaration of "men like" or "all men like") and I find that (a variety of things) totally offensive."

Identity: More than likely female. The "I'm a this" is a classic Youtube debate tactic. On one hand, its a cheap tactic and on the other hand, they feel it somehow gives them an edge if people buy it. Most of the time even their usernames don't back them up. There are men that don't like a lot of things, but not many that would feel the need to start with "I'm a man" when "men like" wasn't previously a part of the discussion.

3. Act: Enters debate after registering just a few hours ago

Identity: So you just registered to the most popular video site on the internet a few hours ago and the first thing on your agenda is to enter a debate on a video with less than a thousand views huh? Its just a person that was already in the argument trolling.

2. Act: The same as the last, only this person's only more subtle in that they don't make thier own points to support themselves or the one they 'agree' with. Their mission in life is to always agree with the one getting their butts handed to them. No favorites, no videos, no other viewing history they only live to agree. Maybe they're meant to be.

1. Declaration: "You don't know who you're f****** with. I'm 6'8 300lbs of muscle, a NAVY Seal Delta Commando and have three tenth degree black belts. Give me your address and we can get this done." Ahhh, the famous anonymous tough guy.

Identity: Overcompensating, insecure person. Amazing that a Seal has time to pick fights on Youtube. They're lucky the CIA doesn't capture them for that one. They could be as young as twelve and may have had their lunch money taken that same day, but make believing they're King Kong is an easy form of escape I guess.

This color should be easier to distinguish .

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25. Alessandra Ambrossio

24. Jordan Richardson

23. Karen Caraneo

22. Ksenia Voronovich

21. Chiara Soru

20. Sabrina Jales

19. Anna Wang

18. Kim Ngyen

17. Ariele Meredith

16. Simone Awor

15. Brittany Depriest

14. Catrinel Menghia

13. Noemie Eganga

12. Adaora Akubilo

11. Alyssah Ali

10. Teresa Moore

9. Jessica Campensy

8. Tamaris Freitas

7. Anais Mali

6. Misa Chien

5. Yardonos Treseger

4. Naomi Campbell

3. Patricia Nama

2. Ksenia Khakovich

1. Agbani Darego

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I don't know why this came to me just now but I couldn't resist .

Favorite Youtube Commeter Bluffs and Who They Really Are

Youtube is awesome. Of course, its become somewhat less awesome by way of selling out to Google, making their email and commercials manditory (though I'm glad for the commercials in the case of vbloggers as they deserve to get paid as the site's profigint from them) but still pretty awesome anyway. One thing that's interresting is the comments. Whatever moderators or administrators they have there focus mostly on taking down videos and the commenters are pretty much allowed to run free most of the time. As a result, you have some of the worst, dumbest, weirdest and sometimes funniest people from the whole internet.

10. Declaration: "She's nothing special. Guys tell me I'm way hotter."

Identity: Are there non-famous women hotter? Yes, tons. But how many of them feel the need to seek a video out to proclaim it if they get told al the time anyway?

9. Declaration: "Thumbs up this comment if you like sex."

Identity: One of the unfortunate products of the thumbs up and thumbs down feature. Insecure person getting a rush on cheap thumbs up plugs or someone just having a secret competiton, who knows. Its kindof like the guy that overuses the say the name of the city really loud during a speech to get cheap cheers tactic. Luckily for them, a hundred or so people will always ablige anyway.

8. Declaration: "I've been watching the sport for 40 years and (such and such player) is definitely the best."

Identity: Could be telling the truth, but if their points in reference to current things are in referrence to events and their points in reference to the past rely on stats by contrast then they are most likely a teenager.

7. Declaration: "I'm black (introducing the subject of race) and Eminen is the best rapper."

Identity: Not black. This person seems to inwardly acknowledge that listening to mostly Eminen compromises their opinion to real rap fans and apparently starting with saying they're black is a desperate attempt to remedy this. The problem is, if race was not previously mentioned, most black people would have no reason to start with saying they're black.

6. Declaration: "I'm a woman (introducing the subject of gender to the discussion) and women don't care about bedroom performance and money."

Identity: Male

5. Declaration: Of course the classic guy who could dominate a professional sport if only he felt like it. Modest enough to turn down millions of dollars, but arrogant enough to brag on Youtube. What an interresting character.

4. Declaration: "I'm a man (not following a declaration of "men like" or "all men like") and I find that (a variety of things) totally offensive."

Identity: More than likely female. The "I'm a this" is a classic Youtube debate tactic. On one hand, its a cheap tactic and on the other hand, they feel it somehow gives them an edge if people buy it. Most of the time even their usernames don't back them up. There are men that don't like a lot of things, but not many that would feel the need to start with "I'm a man" when "men like" wasn't previously a part of the discussion.

3. Act: Enters debate after registering just a few hours ago

Identity: So you just registered to the most popular video site on the internet a few hours ago and the first thing on your agenda is to enter a debate on a video with less than a thousand views huh? Its just a person that was already in the argument trolling.

2. Act: The same as the last, only this person's only more subtle in that they don't make thier own points to support themselves or the one they 'agree' with. Their mission in life is to always agree with the one getting their butts handed to them. No favorites, no videos, no other viewing history they only live to agree. Maybe they're meant to be.

1. Declaration: "You don't know who you're f****** with. I'm 6'8 300lbs of muscle, a NAVY Seal Delta Commando and have three tenth degree black belts. Give me your address and we can get this done." Ahhh, the famous anonymous tough guy.

Identity: Overcompensating, insecure person. Amazing that a Seal has time to pick fights on Youtube. They're lucky the CIA doesn't capture them for that one. They could be as young as twelve and may have had their lunch money taken that same day, but make believing they're King Kong is an easy form of escape I guess.

Lol, great comments Joe I´ve always thought that most of these people commenting don´t really have personal lives

Favorite Youtube Commeter Bluffs and Who They Really Are

Where are pictures?

I'm still not sure that's the final, group but I'll add when I update it :morning: .

Lol, great comments Joe I´ve always thought that most of these people commenting don´t really have personal lives

Probably many, though I must admit some are witty and others have useful info from time to time. I usually don't look to avoid the other kind though .

^I like to scroll further down, for someone to disagree - and then the inevitable: 'Why don't you just f**k off back to (member's country of residence) and (hideous national stereotype) and then die of AIDS motherf**ker!' <Ah, the ever rational and well-rounded YouTube commentator...

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Now that I got that off my chest ...

I'm in no way claiming to be a cartoon historian or expert by any means, so its subject to change upon hearing others. Feel free to share yours as well of course .

20. Darkwing Duck

Darkwing won't go down as one of the greatest superheroes, but I guess he got it done in his own way. Either way, he had a heck of a song.

19. The Bugs Bunny Show

18. Danger Mouse

Never seen this show, but very good theme.

17. Pokemon - I had to show some objectivity , but its one of the last great ones I think. Though the arrangement isn't one of the most memorable, passionately sung ("I know its my destiny") and great backup vocals ("Pokemon, gotta catch em' all" ).

16. Jem - never seen this show and a bit girly for my taste, but hard to deny and the "we are the misfits" part puts it over the top .

15. Duck Tales

14. Gummy Bears

Never seen the show either, but love the song though .

13. He-Man: Masters of the Universe - horns and strings come together in an epic and awesome fashion.

12. Underdog - short and sweet, dramatic and memorable

11. Beatlejuice - interresting arrangement, unique, creepy and memorable which all perfectly fits the subject matter.

10. Thunder Cats (80s) - one of the best cartoon intros in general, catchy and energetic vocals, nice arrangement and the "thundercats are loose" part makes me feel like I'm there somehow.

9. Sonic the Hedgehog

8. The World of David the Gnome - I've never seen this show, but a heck of a song anyway.

7. Batman: The Animated Series - great, dark, dramatic arrangement and for me, Batman (characterization wize) has never been better on the screen and this music embodies him perfectly to me.

6. Heathcliff - its hard to listen to this without at least some part of me moving .

5. X-Men (90s) This one really gets the blood pumping . I think one of the best overall intros in general and one of the most dramatic and energetic intros of any genre of show. What's amazing is that it starts off at such a high, but still manages to steadily build as it goes.

4. Scooby Doo (Where are You?)

3. Alvin & The Chipmunks (We're The Chipmunks) - do, do, do, do, do, do !

2. Pink Panther - one of the most memorable saxophone hooks ever

1. GhostBusters - this one's just awesome in every way. Great melody, drama, great arrangement. Also, to my knowledge, nothing even this vaguely simular to rap would ever work in a kid's show theme again. Either way, a great theme.

^So many memories

The X-Men theme was one of my favourites too

Astroboy was one of the best too. And the closing credits were as iconic as the opener (Y)

Plus some other greats that spring to mind

Oh my. I´ve actually bought Ducktales DVDs and watching it for two weeks now

as don said, SO many memories

And how about Johnny Bravo? I just SO love him lol

About this youtube commenting thing, I remember when Whitney Cummings tweeted something like "If you don't have anything nice to say, I guess just post a comment on youtube".

Joe, how copuld you forget these hits

Transformers

GI Joe

Silverhawks

M.A.S.K.

the Japanese imports that the US butchered and "americanized"

Tranzor Z

Voltron

Battle of the Planets

and the ULTIMATE cartoon theme song:

Starblazers

^So many memories

The X-Men theme was one of my favourites too

Astroboy was one of the best too. And the closing credits were as iconic as the opener (Y)

Plus some other greats that spring to mind

Thanks and that is true about the Astro Boy one, I'm not sure which I like more out of the intro and closing. I knew some obvious things would slip my mind and Inspector Gadget was one of them . I haven't heard of the others, but they look good too .

Oh my. I´ve actually bought Ducktales DVDs and watching it for two weeks now

as don said, SO many memories

Sounds like a DVD worth having .

And how about Johnny Bravo? I just SO love him lol

Good to see another fan , he's one of my favorite characters .

About this youtube commenting thing, I remember when Whitney Cummings tweeted something like "If you don't have anything nice to say, I guess just post a comment on youtube".

Joe, how copuld you forget these hits

Transformers

GI Joe

Silverhawks

M.A.S.K.

the Japanese imports that the US butchered and "americanized"

Tranzor Z

Voltron

Battle of the Planets

and the ULTIMATE cartoon theme song:

Starblazers

Yeah, I forgot the G.I. Joe though I only didn't add Transformers as a result of me not being able to find that version you posted but that's definitely one of my favorites. I must add though that I wasn't around in the 80s, so I haven't heard of the rest but thanks for the intro . I assume Voltron is where Power Rangers got the idea ?

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Of course, best intro origin story would probably warrant its own list .

I assume Voltron is where Power Rangers got the idea ?

Pretty much

That show was great. I used to have a toy Voltron.. 8" or so tall, which I loved. But there was a kid at school who had one twice as big. I was so jealous

About this youtube commenting thing, I remember when Whitney Cummings tweeted something like "If you don't have anything nice to say, I guess just post a comment on youtube".

This is so true, damn

Oh my. I´ve actually bought Ducktales DVDs and watching it for two weeks now

as don said, SO many memories

Sounds like a DVD worth having .

Oh yeah, definitely

And how about Johnny Bravo? I just SO love him lol

Good to see another fan , he's one of my favorite characters .

Great I love the part when he lands on The Island of Beautiful Women

"Don´t hate me because I´m beautiful"

Joe! Meet the Party Gummy Bear o_O

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I assume Voltron is where Power Rangers got the idea ?

Pretty much

That show was great. I used to have a toy Voltron.. 8" or so tall, which I loved. But there was a kid at school who had one twice as big. I was so jealous

Also, that's a pretty blatant ripoff . I'm surprised neither has been remade into some special effects spectacular during this trend of everything has to be remade .

Oh yeah, definitely

Great I love the part when he lands on The Island of Beautiful Women

"Don´t hate me because I´m beautiful"

I always knew you had good taste . Do you like the Tick too by any chance ?

Joe! Meet the Party Gummy Bear o_O

http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp221/f..._gummy_bear.jpg

I've dreamed about this thing 'get in my belly' . Its one of those things you hear about and you're in awe (like a ballerina that plays a mean bass or something) and then you see it but his being so big and his face being so clear and life sized would actually make me feel kindof bad somehow .

just WRONG

Yes indeed .

Oh yeah, definitely

Great I love the part when he lands on The Island of Beautiful Women

"Don´t hate me because I´m beautiful"

I always knew you had good taste . Do you like the Tick too by any chance ?

The Tick? That is which one?