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Ranodm one of the lists .

Things I disagree with many members about

10. I don't think Doutzen is too buff, although I'm not a fan of her body anyway so I can't complain too much I guess .

9. I don't think rock is superior or even better than other genres of music .

8. I don't like Kate Moss and am not attracted to Natasha Poly at all, but think its unfair for them to bear the whole weight of all bad feelings that relate to thinspiration.

7. I don't think not going to the army or having a psycho thread has made Bar any worse looking .

6. VS and SI aren't one of the top 5 things I love about fashion .

5. I love Emily's face for the eyes and lips, but don't think its 'perfection'. I dislike her side profile and smile quite a bit .

4. I like basketball more than soccer.

3. I like curves, but don't think they make you represent 'real women' more than any other kind of body. Even aside from making no sence to me at face value, they wouldn't even represent the average female body of the world anyway. There's over a billion Chinese people for example and most of their women don't have what we would call curvy bodies. Are they less 'real' than any other nation? Common people.

2. I don't agree with most of the flavors of the month that have come along, though many were gone quickly enough for me to not really worry about it.

1. I don't believe in patronizing a latin woman you think is less beautiful by breaking out the whole "exotic" and "classical" mumbo jumbo .

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#4122

those pics ae wonderful

Ranodm one of the lists .

Things I disagree with many members about

10. I don't think Doutzen is too buff, although I'm not a fan of her body anyway so I can't complain too much I guess .

I agree... if you ask me, she looks much better after pregnancy than ever before. And in candids... she is actually really tiny.

9. I don't think rock is superior or even better than other genres of music .

I´m with ya on this one... again

8. I don't like Kate Moss and am not attracted to Natasha Poly at all, but think its unfair for them to bear the whole weight of all bad feelings that relate to thinspiration.

I like both... but Kate was not "the first" - it was actually Twiggy. I do not consider Kate to be THAT thin anyway...

7. I don't think not going to the army or having a psycho thread has made Bar any worse looking .

I love you for this one

6. VS and SI aren't one of the top 5 things I love about fashion .

5. I love Emily's face for the eyes and lips, but don't think its 'perfection'. I dislike her side profile and smile quite a bit .

4. I like basketball more than soccer.

and for these ones too! However I like Emily´s side profile

3. I like curves, but don't think they make you represent 'real women' more than any other kind of body. Even aside from making no sence to me at face value, they wouldn't even represent the average female body of the world anyway. There's over a billion Chinese people for example and most of their women don't have what we would call curvy bodies. Are they less 'real' than any other nation? Common people.

I was talking about this issue with frenchkiki some time ago. I´m already fed up with these "real women" - as for the definition goes, I´m not a real women either. What am I, then? Am I less real that all these "real women with curves"? can these "real women" maintain and control motor chainsaw? :evil: what is more real than a motor chainsaw? joking. Still... you know what I mean. That´s why I always say I like women of all kind and curves and shapes there is something beautiful in each of them.

2. I don't agree with most of the flavors of the month that have come along, though many were gone quickly enough for me to not really worry about it.

1. I don't believe in patronizing a latin woman you think is less beautiful by breaking out the whole "exocit" and "classical" mumbo jumbo .

It was an amazing top ten, Joe... really amazing

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#4123

Jennka

Nice pics there Joe (Y)

Great list too.. and I agree with most, especially #3

Incidentally, Doutzen looks utterly delectable in this video. Lucky pirate trainer

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#4124

^I be after booty - aarrr! pirate7js.gif

And it is also interesting to see the results - which BZ babe has the most fans for now / or is "the" babe of the moment.

and, by the way B... Behati is on this round

^I daren't look... hiding.gif

I don't care who has the most fans anyway, I know who has the best...

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#4125
Interesting proportions. Her eyes are just about as big as her mouth

Little bit of Krtistin Kreuk about her?

She looks like a doll, B - those huge eyes and lips - pure doll.
Good call on that one because she definitely has my type of face . I hope to see more of her .
^Well, I put my inestimable detective skills to the test investigator.gif and found out her name, it's Marina Nery ( http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?s=&...t&p=2401516 ) for those who care - and, perhaps Joe, you won't be surprised to know that you were one who started her thread!!! :baronlamesign:

Either way, she's interesting...

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#4126
I'll probably give some on those lists piece by piece either in pm or you guy's threads at some point .
^Make sure you do - I'd post my 'Top 10 Members I Dislike', if it probably wasn't already patently obvious who they are! I think I've publicly named all of them at some point over the forum...
3. I like curves, but don't think they make you represent 'real women' more than any other kind of body. Even aside from making no sence to me at face value, they wouldn't even represent the average female body of the world anyway. There's over a billion Chinese people for example and most of their women don't have what we would call curvy bodies. Are they less 'real' than any other nation? Common people.
^We've discussed this before, and people who persist in breaking out this hoary old argument here are idiots. 1062-wine.gif
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#4127

Glad you all weren't offended and liked the pics too . Thanks Jennks, I don't know how to quote that so I'll have to answer like this (which is an irony because I tend to initiate that type of quoting). Glad you liked the list and that it wasn't offensive after all . Great point about the chainsaw . Its defintiely easier to be born looking a certain way than to learn to do something. Actually, women using chainsaws or axes to me is up there in the sexiness hall of fame with the healthy ballerina and female assassion . Safety first though of course .

Jennka

Nice pics there Joe (Y)

Great list too.. and I agree with most, especially #3

Incidentally, Doutzen looks utterly delectable in this video. Lucky pirate trainer

Yeah, I actually favorited that one. Well, I favorited her other workout videos too . I actually prefer her much more in that element than the "Blonde Obsession" thing.

Interesting proportions. Her eyes are just about as big as her mouth

Little bit of Krtistin Kreuk about her?

She looks like a doll, B - those huge eyes and lips - pure doll.
Good call on that one because she definitely has my type of face . I hope to see more of her .
^Well, I put my inestimable detective skills to the test investigator.gif and found out her name, it's Marina Nery ( http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?s=&...t&p=2401516 ) for those who care - and, perhaps Joe, you won't be surprised to know that you were one who started her thread!!! :baronlamesign:

Either way, she's interesting...

LOL , I really didn't recognize her with that makeup even though it seems obvious now .

^Make sure you do - I'd post my 'Top 10 Members I Dislike', if it probably wasn't already patently obvious who they are! I think I've publicly named all of them at some point over the forum...

^We've discussed this before, and people who persist in breaking out this hoary old argument here are idiots. 1062-wine.gif

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#4128
^Well, I put my inestimable detective skills to the test investigator.gif and found out her name, it's Marina Nery ( http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?s=&...t&p=2401516 ) for those who care - and, perhaps Joe, you won't be surprised to know that you were one who started her thread!!! :baronlamesign:

Either way, she's interesting...

Totally breathing

I should hope so A glowing endorsement if I've ever seen one :morning:

Interesting is definately the word though - she's staggeringly beautiful in some of her shots. But not all

One to watch though!

Yeah, I actually favorited that one. Well, I favorited her other workout videos too . I actually prefer her much more in that element than the "Blonde Obsession" thing.

Agreed. By and large, her best VS shots have been the VSX series that she's done. This remains one of my favourite VS shots ever in fact

doutz_vs0828.jpg

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#4129

that is one amazing shot, don!!

^I be after booty - aarrr! pirate7js.gif
And it is also interesting to see the results - which BZ babe has the most fans for now / or is "the" babe of the moment.

and, by the way B... Behati is on this round

^I daren't look... hiding.gif

I don't care who has the most fans anyway, I know who has the best...

Good point... I know that too

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#4130
Glad you all weren't offended and liked the pics too . Thanks Jennks, I don't know how to quote that so I'll have to answer like this (which is an irony because I tend to initiate that type of quoting). Glad you liked the list and that it wasn't offensive after all . Great point about the chainsaw . Its defintiely easier to be born looking a certain way than to learn to do something. Actually, women using chainsaws or axes to me is up there in the sexiness hall of fame with the healthy ballerina and female assassion . Safety first though of course .

of course

I find female assassions hella sexy too... there´s just something about them, isn´t it? Same for ballerinas... they always look so fragile for me - and actually they´re stronger than I ever thought.

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#4131

No changing names, please!!! That would be insane!

Change of the logo is a good idea though.

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#4132
I should hope so A glowing endorsement if I've ever seen one :morning:

Interesting is definately the word though - she's staggeringly beautiful in some of her shots. But not all

One to watch though!

Yeah, English isn't her best language, but its better than my German I must admit .

Agreed. By and large, her best VS shots have been the VSX series that she's done. This remains one of my favourite VS shots ever in fact

http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp221/f...outz_vs0828.jpg

Interresting, it didn't occur to me that there was an actual shoot for it . I've always thought she was a terrible model at least due to the lack of expression, but this is definitely her element. It allows her to play to the stregnths of her body and just be natural in the face. Good call .

of course

I find female assassions hella sexy too... there´s just something about them, isn´t it? Same for ballerinas... they always look so fragile for me - and actually they´re stronger than I ever thought.

Right indeed . I love contemporary dancers too, but its not nearly as difficult. Its basically ballet without the toes, but still great anyway.

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#4133

I can't endorse the show as a whole. At least I can't endorse it overall once it gets to the 'talented' portion. That said, some of the auditions make me laugh long and hard . Unfortunately, these aren't necessarily the absolute worst of the worst, only my favorite of the worst .

Favorite Bad AI Auditions

10. "Unchained Melody"

9. "Pants on the Ground (Original Song"

8. "How Could an Angel Break My Heart?"

7. "Feel the Earth Move"

6. "You Are My Brother (original Song)"

5. "She Bangs"

4. "The Sun Will Come OUt Tomorrow"

3. African woman with weird, high gargling voice singing "All Coming Back to Me" by Celine Deion (couldn't find it)

2. "Like A Virgin"

1. "Baby I Got Your Money"

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#4134

I don't see any logo. Is it just me or...?

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#4135

You don't see this in the top left corner?

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#4136

Nope, just a black bar and "Bellazon" (set as Black Crystals). I've tried different skins, too, but I still can't see it.

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#4137

Try selecting IP PRO BOARD

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#4138

That was a messy hole, like Britney Spears

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#4139
Right indeed . I love contemporary dancers too, but its not nearly as difficult. Its basically ballet without the toes, but still great anyway.

ballet without toes? And it´s called contemporary dance??

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#4140

That was a messy hole, like Britney Spears

Lol and that hair reminds me of her making people think you're attractive video . Not that she needs it .

ballet without toes? And it´s called contemporary dance??

It tries to use working the stage and emotion to make up for it, but overall is supposed to be more accessible to regular sized women since they tend to land or turn on the balls of the feet or flat footed instead. I'll find you some videos of the videos I like .

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