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Oh yeah, that was pretty weird , but it was funny though .

In case you're lurking, Baron have you heard anything about either a Heavenly Sword or Shi movie in the works ?

I don't know much about Heavenly Sword, gaming isn't really my thing... That said, I'd watch it if this lady was in it:

When cosplay goes right.

As for Shi - not that I've heard of, but you never know I guess. I suppose we'll see how this The Man With The Iron Fists film goes later this year - and see if that whets the movie-going public's appetite for some Chop-Socky! :jimmy:

^Me? I'm always lurking here!

I don't know much about Heavenly Sword, gaming isn't really my thing... That said, I'd watch it if this lady was in it:

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/9456/1489893.jpg

When cosplay goes right.

As for Shi - not that I've heard of, but you never know I guess. I suppose we'll see how this The Man With The Iron Fists film goes later this year - and see if that whets the movie-going public's appetite for some Chop-Socky! :jimmy:

Well, I've never actually played the game myself . I was just wondering whether it would be a part of the current remake and adaptatioin craze since I remember the commercials being really nice . Maybe they should give her a call for something anyway . I'm in the mood for some chop socky myself, so I hope that film goes over well .

Top 25 Favorite Fashion Model Quotes

25. "The clothes (speaking of a fashion show) made me feel like a lady." - Lily Cole

24. "I don't really move unless i have to." - Freja Beha

23. "Someone bet me 30 cents to make Hilary Rhoda laugh on the runway and I won!" - Coco Rocha

22. "My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian." - Paulina Porizkova quotes

21. "I eat sushi, I eat meat, I eat steaks. I eat more than you, I'm sure." - Tanya Dziahileva

20. "When Toni and I were doing Calvin Klein, we did the Soulja Boy dance a lot." - Ali Stephens

19. "I was the world's first supermodel, and Tyra and all the other models owe me at least a Christmas card every year because I broke down the ethnic barrier to begin with." -Janice Dickinson

18. "I work very hard, and I am worth every cent." -Naomi Campbell

17. "I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak".-Linda Evangelista

16. "I play a lot of like computer games, and like....tv games." - Frida Gustavsson

15. "Maybe a few times my boobs have popped out of an outfit but that happens." - Jourdan Dunn

14. "I was blessed with a very small waist and nice curves." - Candice Swanepoel

13. "Eniko don't play, don't play" - Chanel Iman

12. "The character was Brazilian, so I didn't even have to change my accent." Gisele Buncheon

11. "Lets just say, if I weren't a model, I'd be a walking collage. I see my body as a blank canvas that's aching to be decorated; I find it all very fascinating." - Abbey Lee Kershaw

10. "I love you gays." - Maryna Linchuk

9. "I don't get out of bed for less then 10,000 a day" -Linda Evangelista

8. "I want to fight the kangaroos." Karmen Pedaru

7. "There's only one thing that I don't like and that's sandwiches. It's so unnatural." - Frida Gustavsson

6. "Without gay men, I am nothing." - Janice Dickinson

5. "I give my money, because its the price I should pay for being beautiful or whatever." - Doutzen Kroes

4. "I will save the planet" - Vlada Roslyakova

3. "Unicorns are my favorite animals because they can cleanse a poisonous well with their horns. I have a dog and cat." - Natasha Poly

2. "Now every time I go to the dentist they always say, 'you really need to fix that gap of yours' I'm like, 'my gap is paying your dentist bills'" - Lara Stone

1. "You know, I don't want to be a part of your army of prostitutes, but if you have a real opportunity to send me abroad (initial reaction to modeling scout)." - Anne Selezneva

"What a bitch" *looks at kittens once more*

"Please leave a message at the fuck off" <--- my new voice mail greeting.. (seriously)

I adore Jordan, but he needs to get a set. He scares easily lol

Loool Joe, those quotes they made me laugh so early in the morning after not much sleep Lara and Coco rule!!

and army of prostitutes janice and christmas cards

this was awesome

"What a bitch" *looks at kittens once more*

"Please leave a message at the fuck off" <--- my new voice mail greeting.. (seriously)

I adore Jordan, but he needs to get a set. He scares easily lol

Loool Joe, those quotes they made me laugh so early in the morning after not much sleep Lara and Coco rule!!

and army of prostitutes janice and christmas cards

this was awesome

Glad you like them too . I don't care to pry into their personal lives since I already get enough from celebs against my will but I still like to hear what they have to say at least .

24. "I don't really move unless i have to." - Freja Beha

A woman after my own heart.

He literally summed up everything that is wrong with the WoW community today. Desk rape at it's finest. Stay small son.

VODKA!

Joe were you aware that Russian language does not exist?

I haven't heard some of this quotes before, but I knew Lara's and I guess that's my favourite. The one by Doutzen, I remember she said something about being beautiful, not deserving to be paid so much money for something she's not really responsible for (her looks that is) and that's why she gives money to charities.... at first I didn't find anything wrong with that part of the interview she did but then sb pointed out how vain it sounds so... idk.

24. "I don't really move unless i have to." - Freja Beha

A woman after my own heart.

Can't fault that .

He literally summed up everything that is wrong with the WoW community today. Desk rape at it's finest. Stay small son.

VODKA!

Joe were you aware that Russian language does not exist?

I'll edit my post when I get home or my headsets, but always good to see this fine shirtless hat gentleman . I can't wait based upon his German video .

*edit* Watching...

LOL, yeah that guy's pretty intense on that first one at least in a more outright way than the 'yeah beach' guy.

The second one, lol .

"Americans always ask me..."

"English with a communist accent" lol

"The only Russians that ain't dressed like this is spies, which is the other 50%"

I haven't heard some of this quotes before, but I knew Lara's and I guess that's my favourite. The one by Doutzen, I remember she said something about being beautiful, not deserving to be paid so much money for something she's not really responsible for (her looks that is) and that's why she gives money to charities.... at first I didn't find anything wrong with that part of the interview she did but then sb pointed out how vain it sounds so... idk.

I don't know. I don't think it was as much as 'I'm so beautiful' as much as was able to become a model because she was considered beautiful which would be true whether the person thought they were beautiful or not. Although, in my experience as someone who understands a few non-English and non-Spanish languages but speaks them terribly, some things are easily lost in translation. Aside from words there's several subtle nuances of usage and the culture that can make something that sounds perfectly fine in your language miss the mark in another language. To make matters worse, having a translator who speaks both languages perfectly doesn't even always solve the problem as they may not want to take the time it takes to fully explain every little saying or idiom, but try to say it in as few words as possible. Unfortunately, those little things add up. That may or may not be the case there, but she does give quite a bit anyway . There's more than a few models, celebs and others of equal status don't even tip at resturants.

Top 25 Favorite Fashion Model Quotes

My favourite of recent years though: "Shooting with Michael Bay, the greatest Hollywood director of all times." Adriana Lima. <_<

My favourite of recent years though: "Shooting with Michael Bay, the greatest Hollywood director of all times." Adriana Lima. <_<

Oh dear

Who's she think is the worst ? That aside, I must admit I like a few of them even though none are worthy of award nominations of course . I wonder what it would be like to direct a movie though. I do have a top secret idea, though don't tell anyone because I don't want anyone to steal it of course.

The story is about a super team of some kind. There's going to be an older man who's the living legend and he has a young protige who he's like a father to. He didn't actually raise him of course because he's too cool for that. One of the two has a love interrest who's generally too good to interract with anyone of the super team other than those two. I'm not sure how many people to put in said team or what they're even trying to achomplish, but I'll keep you all posted .

^Straight-to-video, Joe: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1334596/

lol, Joe, your siggy

So Joe, show us some of your favourite model+animal, or model+food pics, if you have some

Well, I guess I'll put that on the agenda although now it would likely be overshadowed by the whole new year thing .

:persuazn:

lol, Joe, your siggy

So Joe, show us some of your favourite model+animal, or model+food pics, if you have some

Well, I guess I'll put that on the agenda although now it would likely be overshadowed by the whole new year thing .

:persuazn:

I guess I'll have to get to that then .