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Been awhile since I brought you the funnies. Things to make you rage, things to make you laugh, and maybe a little something to make you cry. Enjoy.

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Twilighters

No offense to anyone who may be younger who's reading this, (I hope that you don't fit into the waste of sperm and egg category) but your generation is beyond fucking stupid and the generations after you seem to be getting steadily worse. That being said, this section is dedicated to the next generation of "great thinkers, builders and architects" = Zero faith in humanity

Last but not least, the greatest rage builder of all time (at least for me)

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Pretty I have to steal this from you as some stuff on this earth well..

You Rage You Lose:

0:00-0:07: You heard it once here's nothing.

0:07-0:32: Really?

0:32-1:00: You're not bored are you?

1:00-1:45: I bet you're dancing right along now.

1:45-3:00: I will personally fly to where you live and buy you an afro.

3:00-4:30: You're not sleeping tonight.

4:30-6:00: Wait... You helped think of this scene did you?

6:00-8:00: Secretly I have spent this time to find you are Rick Astley.

8:00-9:00: I bet you that you're that horse.

9:00-10:00: SERENITY NOW!

lmao ^ watching it now. 2:00 mins in and I kinda wanna punch a baby. I will make it 10 mins!

Edit: 5 in....

Edit: 7in I like the part when he sings tatatadadaciricustadadaafrocirciusafrocircuisafropolkadotpol­kadotpolkadotafro

Edit: Made it. I actually found myself singing along, and then came the silence. I'm seriously in the mood to find Chris Rock and hurt him. I've heard enough of his voice for the rest of my years.

Random Assorted Funnies just as Pretty did:

Round 2:

I know you don't follow hockey much Joe, but here is the Devils head coach during the stanley cup Finals

Joe, I never want to see you or I on this show. But if we are we must do this:

I'm going to hell for posting this and the next few:

Uhm....:

And finally THIS was posted on one of my friends walls on facebook... I'll leave this to Joe or Pretty to comment:

Last one:

*WARNING THERE ARE ALOT OF MOVING LIGHTS/WORDS DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU*

lmao ^ watching it now. 2:00 mins in and I kinda wanna punch a baby. I will make it 10 mins!

Edit: 5 in....

Edit: 7in I like the part when he sings tatatadadaciricustadadaafrocirciusafrocircuisafropolkadotpol­kadotpolkadotafro

Edit: Made it. I actually found myself singing along, and then came the silence. I'm seriously in the mood to find Chris Rock and hurt him. I've heard enough of his voice for the rest of my years.

You are amazing Pretty why I love you But you're not god Player,not quite yet.

Now okay I'm really done after this:

Here is how anyone can enter God Mode one of three ways each way you must listen to THE FULL THING:

#1: Rebecca Black:

#2: (Pretty Will Do This I KNOW she will)

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

#3: Jim Lady Carrey:

This earth is doomed

OMG the He-Man vid is awesome

Challenge accepted!

Starting the second video. 3pm -----> will make it to 8pm. Seriously!

I was born to listen to this song. On my 16th birthday my friend Claudia and I listened to the 4Non Blondes version of the song in my car at least 90 times in a row (I'm NOT kidding). We were baked so that might explain why we never turned off the song, BUT I think I can do this sober ... >.< however I can't promise sobriety after a couple of hours of this.

Will update with random pics of my progress as the mood strikes me.

Go to Best Buy. Find display computer. Load this video. Maximum volume. Instant awesome.

Listening to the real song to see if I can stand it anymore...

ooh, ooh ooooooooooooooooh

ooh, ooh ooooooooooooooooh

and I try, oh my god do I try

I try all the time, in this institution

And I pray, oh my god do I pray

I pray all sanctity

For a revolution.

And so I cry sometimes

When I'm lying bed

Just to get it all out

What's in my head

And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning

And I step outside

And I take a deep breath and I get real high

And I scream from the top of my lungs

What's going on?

Song is still amazeballs

Tomorrow my new challenge: 1 Car.... 3 Guys..... 5 Eyebrows.

Jim Carrey = Troll face

Challenge accepted!

Starting the second video. 3pm -----> will make it to 8pm. Seriously!

I was born to listen to this song. On my 16th birthday my friend Claudia and I listened to the 4Non Blondes version of the song in my car at least 90 times in a row (I'm NOT kidding). We were baked so that might explain why we never turned off the song, BUT I think I can do this sober ... >.< however I can't promise sobriety after a couple of hours of this.

Will update with random pics of my progress as the mood strikes me.

Go to Best Buy. Find display computer. Load this video. Maximum volume. Instant awesome.

Listening to the real song to see if I can stand it anymore...

ooh, ooh ooooooooooooooooh

ooh, ooh ooooooooooooooooh

and I try, oh my god do I try

I try all the time, in this institution

And I pray, oh my god do I pray

I pray all sanctity

For a revolution.

And so I cry sometimes

When I'm lying bed

Just to get it all out

What's in my head

And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning

And I step outside

And I take a deep breath and I get real high

And I scream from the top of my lungs

What's going on?

Song is still amazeballs

OMFG Pretty I love you beyond words You really are god player :|

That song is pure perfection. Love it.

Joe, Work's pissed me off/put me in such a terrible mood. I take another leave of absence since i have no desire to talk to anyone but myself.

I hate how the world runs on money... I was much happier when I was unemployed.

Mans best travel companion, always by your side

When a person gets banned they shouldn't get banned forever.

Right now I can't even see my sig, so enable signatures.

Get a better layout.

^ I don't think it is a layout issue. Try uploading it onto a host other than imageupper b/c I don't think this host has a full size embedding option.