Joe > Average

My whole guild has left me alone on WoW Joe They're all playing Diablo 3 or doing something else.

This is very upsetting, i might have to calm the pain somehow:

Ermm...Maybe not this way Actually, it's not THAT BAD Nothing compared to:

Or this (I'm really glad I wasn't alive during the 80's wtf @ the fashion):

Or this (I'm really glad I wasn't alive during the 80's wtf @ the fashion):

Hey, Joe - I know you love a little Justin Bieber news. Did you hear about him getting into some brawl with a Paparazzo? Apparently the poor guy had to be taken to hospital after that smackdown!!! Beaten up by that kid? Really?

I guess you don't fuck with the Bieb...

Like looking in a mirror ain't it Joseph ?

Just based on her personality, she's my soulmate for sure :wub2:

As well Joe/Others I will now be doing a weekly rant about stupid things that annoy me in my thread

Amazing quotes about the video:

DESTROY THIS CREATURE BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!!

F*ck the mute button. Where's the power cord?

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

You know it's some good shit, when the dislike bar keeps expanding while you watch.

December 2012 is close...

Autotune level : max..

4.5 billion years of evolutionary success, right down the drain.

Whatever happens to humankind after this; we deserve all of it!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

There are 252 people on this planet that need to be shipped to a secret government facility so whatever awful virus that they have caught can be isolated and have a vaccine created to protect the rest of us from the incredible power of this brain tissue destroying virus. "YOU CAN LOOK BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH" coming from the slutty-est most disease ridden looking whore i have ever seen, yea sure honey no problem.

I absolutely agree with the assessment that she is not human. but i fell that calling her a rat is an insult to the animal. After all, no rat would ever sink this low. Now i don't know how they managed to imitate our appearance, but this is definitely the work of the crab people.

I dont know what fucked up country you are from so i will say this in different languages....

I hope you die

Jag hoppas du dör

Jeg håber du dør

ik hoop dat je sterft

Ich hoffe, du stirbst

私はあなたが死ぬ希望

Nadam se da ćete umrijeti

Я спадзяюся, ты памрэш

Ég vona að þú deyrð

Norwegians . . .

HERO HERO HERO HERO HERO HERO

This guy deserves a reality show far more than anyone else on TV

It's sooo happening Joe.

Alexander Kinyua Ate Kujoe Agyei-Kodie's Brain, Heart In Maryland, Cops Say

In yet another horrifying incident of human flesh-eating this week, a student in Maryland allegedly admitted to devouring his roommate's brain and heart.

Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old Morgan State University student, admitted to murdering his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, who was reported missing last Friday, cops told the Baltimore Sun.

Kinyua's father called police late Tuesday night when Kinyua's brother reportedly found human remains -- a head and two hands -- in a metal tin in the basement. The brother and father left the room for a short time, but when they came back, the body parts had been moved and Kinyua was washing out the tin, the paper reported.

Officers searched the house and arrested Kinyua. The man allegedly confessed a shocking revelation: not only had he killed Agyei-Kodie by cutting him up with a knife and then dismembered him, he ingested parts of the victim's brain and all of his heart. He then allegedly dropped most of the remains in a Dumpster behind a church in Joppatowne.

It's yet unclear what Kinyua's motive may have been, but he was charged with first-degree murder on Wednesday. In another incident on May 20, he was charged with first-degree assault when he allegedly beat a fellow student randomly with a baseball bat and then fled into the woods.

The gruesome case comes on the heels of a similar attack in Miami on Saturday, in which Rudy Eugene, 31, was killed by cops while in the process of chewing off most of a homeless man's face.

Ronald Poppo, 65, is alive, but the bizarre flesh-eating attack left doctors with a literal puzzle in how to put his face back together.

Wayne Carter Threw Intestines At Officers After Stabbing Himself, Police Say

A New Jersey man allegedly cut out his entrails in front of police and then threw bits of his flesh and intestines at them.

The gruesome scene played out at a home in Hackensack, N.J., where 43-year-old Wayne Carter allegedly barricaded himself in on Sunday, NBC New York reported.

Officers got a call that morning when a witness said Carter was threatening to harm himself with a knife. Two cops responded, kicked in the door and found Carter in the corner, the station reported.

Carter allegedly ignored officers' orders to put down the knife, and instead began stabbing himself in the abdomen, neck and legs.

An attempt to pepper spray the bleeding man had no effect, the Associated Press reported.

That's when Carter -- disemboweled but responsive -- reportedly threw bits of his skin and intestines at the officers.

They decided to retreat and call in the Bergen County SWAT team, Hackensack police Lt. John Heinemann told reporters. The team was able to subdue Carter and get him to a hospital, where he remained in critical condition on Monday.

Heinemann said he believes that drugs or mental illness may have led to the horrific incident, but those details haven't been confirmed.

No charges have yet been filed due to the unusual nature of the incident.

Bath salts: The quasi-legal drug allegedly behind Miami's cannibal attack'

The dangerous synthetic thought to have played a role in a vicious mauling — of a human, by a human — can be as easy to buy as aspirin

Authorities suspect that the allegedly deranged attacker who gnawed off 75 percent of a homeless man's face in Miami on Saturday was under the influence of a dangerous yet sometimes legal drug known as "bath salts." Reports suggest that the alleged attacker, 31-year-old Rudy Eugene, was on his way to a friend's house in northwest Miami when his car broke down in the scorching 90 degree heat. He then abandoned the vehicle and stripped off his clothes. At around 2 p.m., Eugene encountered 65-year-old homeless man Ronald Poppo napping, and, for reasons that are unclear, allegedly brutally assaulted him for 18 minutes, viciously tearing at Poppo's flesh with his teeth. Police arrived and repeatedly warned Eugene to stand down before shooting him; Eugene died at the scene. Could bath salts really have been behind the day's gruesome events? Here's what you should know:

What are bath salts?

"These are not the bath salts you buy at Victoria's Secret," Ohio emergency room physician Dr. Howard Mell, who has seen seven cases of bath salt-related deaths this year, tells CBS News. The highly addictive mix of chemicals is often referred to as a "cocaine substitute," and contains synthetic alternatives to stimulants like coke, LSD, PCP, and methamphetamine. The crystals can be snorted, smoked, or injected directly into the bloodstream.

What do bath salts do?

The most common side effects are agitation, fast heart rate, hallucinations, seizures, high blood pressure, and paranoia, according to the CDC. "The psychosis seen in some users is truly remarkable, in a very scary way," Mark Ryan, director of the Louisiana Poison Center, tells Forbes. The stimulant can temporarily give users superhuman strength, in some cases rendering a stun gun or taser ineffective. "People high on these drugs have done some bizarre things," says Ryan.

Where do bath salts come from?

People first began using them in Germany in 2007, and the drug has since made its way to the U.S. Authorities believe bath salts are mainly imported from China. They're sold at gas stations, convenience stores, and head shops in some states, and on the internet under names like "Ivory Wave" and "Bliss." If you know where to look, "they can be as easy to buy as aspirin, right over the counter," says the Sun Sentinel.

Wait — the drug is legal?

Sort of. Last fall the Drug Enforcement Agency instituted an emergency 12-month ban on three common chemicals used to make bath salts: Mephedrone, MDPV, and methylone. And 38 states — including Florida, where the attack took place — have also placed bans on what they term "substituted cathinones." Yet many states don't administer penalties for violations, and experts say the current rules are ineffective. The chemicals used to make bath salts can be "tweaked slightly and classified as a new drug, making it easy to skirt around the law," says Meghan Neal at the New York Daily News.

Okay. But could bath salts really turn someone into a cannibal?

That remains unclear, and an autopsy still needs to be conducted to determine if the drugs were involved in Miami's attack. But there are plenty of other disturbing bath salts stories. After using the drug in 2010, a 21-year-old Louisiana man slashed his own throat, but lived. Then, once he was stitched up, the man shot and killed himself. Another incident involving bath salts in Seattle saw U.S. Army medic David Stewart allegedly kill his wife (who was found to also have balt salts in her system) and 5-year-old son. And last year, poison-control centers tallied more than 6,100 bath salt-related emergencies.

I really wanted it to be Zombies

I'm going to hell in some way shape or form:

Al Bundy My Hero:

Of course though I'm still scared of Dr. Lecter

pure gold here

LOL , not sure what I did to deserve all this, but thanks .

^

The only character I like in those movies .

Well, I hate to be a freeloader, so just some randomness...

I edited out some that may apply, but were already in the general television one.

10. People cursing more in the side interview than they do in regular conversation

9. The dating show guy or girl that says one of their competitors, "isn't here for you, but is just trying to be on TV."

8. People who don't like each other by 'chance' showing up at the same places on a regular basis

7. The person (usually a woman) on a competition show that says, "I'm not here to make friends."

6. The random meltdown

5. The resturant fight where people just look on casually and no one calls security

4. "I'm doing this (and have been doing it years before their kids were born) so my kids can know to pursue their dreams."

3. The mean judge

2, The random sob story to build up to the performance

1. The elimination catch phrase the one saying thinks is much more clever than it is

Great points Joe as always! Especially the point 3 seems to be extremely international Like you have the good policeman and the bad policeman and then there´s always a good-hearted woman and the bitch that everyone tries to please

Rick Rollin' if it was an NES game theme song

I swear she's amazing :| I wanna marry her

I also swear she's the spawn of Pretty. Brings zombie Apocalypse gear in her suitcase.

Are you man enough Joe?