TheBaronOfFratton

Part 1:

Ok so I'm sitting here on Skype with Pheno and she's watching Transformers 3 .... her comments are priceless btw she has no idea I'm posting this.

[5:39:35 PM] Whitney: creepy... creepy Asian man

[5:43:06 PM] Whitney: the creepy Asian died

[6:06:32 PM] Whitney: the special effects aren't even that great

[6:06:42 PM] Whitney: there's no real connection between the robots and the objects

[6:11:35 PM] Whitney: this movie is sooooooo long

[6:11:45 PM] Whitney: and draggy

[6:11:49 PM] Whitney: even the action sequences seem slow

[6:19:22 PM] Git R Done: lolol

[6:19:36 PM] Whitney: I'm like only half way through

[6:19:47 PM] Whitney: and it feels like I've been through this.. for like hours

[6:19:50 PM] Git R Done: I'm kinda shocked you're still watching it

[6:20:10 PM] Whitney: I need.. to find.. the stupid end.. of this movie

[6:20:33 PM] Git R Done: I can tell you what's going to happen.

[6:20:48 PM] Git R Done: Isn't Rosie a great actress with flawless hair?

[6:21:00 PM] Whitney: ... it's the watch!

[6:21:08 PM] Whitney: the stupid watch!!!!!

[6:21:15 PM] Whitney: that is like.. zap zip zapzap do as you're told

[6:26:17 PM] Whitney: I think it would have been better

[6:26:21 PM] Whitney: if Carly had been on the bad side

[6:26:24 PM] Whitney: not just a hot piece of ass

[6:26:28 PM] Whitney: it would have had more integrity

[6:31:17 PM] Whitney: yeeeeeeeeeees

[6:31:22 PM] Whitney: buildings are being blown up

[6:31:32 PM] Whitney: yeeeeeeeeeeees kill our slave labor\

[6:31:38 PM] Whitney: yeeeeeeeeeees we are stupid for being so smrt

[6:31:45 PM] Whitney: yeeeeeeeeees humans can do more work then machines

[6:31:56 PM] Whitney: yeeeeeeeeeees I will bring my planet.. but I will not take the allspark from optimus prime

[6:32:15 PM] Whitney: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees I will theoretically blow up the ship that the autobots are in...but I won tmake sure it blows up

[6:32:52 PM] Whitney: god.. I think I want to date the black man from the military

[6:32:55 PM] Whitney: who's in this show

[6:32:58 PM] Whitney: but only in certian shots

[6:33:00 PM] Whitney: other shots not so much

[6:33:47 PM] Git R Done: O.o

[6:34:57 PM] Whitney: I don't know about you muffin.. but I think I would drive through the glass bulding.. if I thought it was going to keep me from surviving

[6:37:26 PM] Whitney: oooh deceptiveness from the autobots

[6:38:24 PM] Whitney: 29+15 = 44

[6:38:27 PM] Whitney: goddamn

[6:38:32 PM] Whitney: it's like.. forever left

[6:39:01 PM] Git R Done: Rosie's all kinds of super talented lol

[6:39:06 PM] Whitney: I'm staring

[6:39:13 PM] Whitney: she's like.. zom glook at me look through a telescope

[6:39:18 PM] Whitney: I'm awesome

[6:39:19 PM] Whitney: and hot

[6:39:24 PM] Whitney: did I mention I was hot

[6:39:28 PM] Whitney: like.. with an ass

[6:39:31 PM] Whitney: and.. fake tits

[6:39:35 PM] Whitney: zomg vs bras are so awesome

[6:39:51 PM] Whitney: look it me

[6:39:57 PM] Whitney: I'm in a perpetual state of shock

[6:40:00 PM] Whitney: or so my lips say

[6:40:04 PM] Whitney: or.. was that lust

[6:40:11 PM] Whitney: I know.. I look like I want to give you a donut kiss

[6:40:57 PM] Whitney: and did I mention I have long legs

[6:41:01 PM] Whitney: so when I jump.. they look awesome

[6:41:03 PM] Whitney: cause I'm hot

[6:41:10 PM] Whitney: I'm not sure if I mentioned that part

[6:41:11 PM] Whitney: about being hot

[6:42:07 PM] Whitney: raaaaaaaaaaise the bridges

[6:42:08 PM] Whitney: find them

[6:42:22 PM] Whitney: did you know what's kinda ironic

[6:42:30 PM] Whitney: optimus prime.. have you ever looked at his colors

[6:42:33 PM] Git R Done: lolololol

[6:42:34 PM] Whitney: they're red white and silver

[6:42:38 PM] Whitney: which is kinda like red white and blue

[6:42:46 PM] Whitney: which is a subliminal message to believe in and trust in the red white and blue

[6:42:50 PM] Whitney: like the united states of america

[6:42:54 PM] Whitney: we will save you

[6:43:03 PM] Whitney: even from even entities from outerspace

[6:43:41 PM] Whitney: sorry

[6:43:43 PM] Whitney: red blue and silver

[6:43:46 PM] Whitney: that makes more sense

[6:43:50 PM] Whitney: so it would be red silver and blue

[6:44:30 PM] Git R Done: LMAO

[6:44:34 PM] Git R Done: Woman you're killing me

[6:44:40 PM] Whitney: how am I killing you?

[6:44:47 PM] Whitney: You should have seen me.. er heard me when I watched Doom

[6:44:51 PM] Whitney: that was a horrific movie

[6:44:53 PM] Whitney: but I made it funny

Part 2:

[6:45:14 PM] Whitney: optimus even has stars on the front of his truck

they're lights.. but they look like stars

[6:45:21 PM] Whitney: I mean how awesome is that

[6:45:30 PM] Whitney: sending subliminal messages to the rest of the world one movie at a time

[6:45:34 PM] Whitney: MOAR watch MOAR

[6:45:47 PM] Whitney: seriously... certian shots he looks like a flickering flag

[6:46:33 PM] Whitney: btw when did the autobots get cool looking vehicles

[6:46:42 PM] Whitney: I thought they were all big rigs.. or sports cars

[6:46:50 PM] Whitney: these ones look like something regurgitated all over them and left guns

[6:47:08 PM] Git R Done: lmao

[6:47:10 PM] Git R Done: Rosie

[6:47:14 PM] Whitney: is hot

[6:47:17 PM] Whitney: don't belittle her

[6:47:19 PM] Whitney: she knows she's hot

[6:47:28 PM] Whitney: I'm sure michael told her that every day when they were going over the script

[6:47:33 PM] Whitney: I mean when he was going over the script

[6:47:36 PM] Whitney: and telling her how to be sexy

[6:47:37 PM] Whitney: with her mouth

[6:47:41 PM] Whitney: ...

[6:47:50 PM] Whitney: woman when special effects look like they came out of a kids movie it's not ok

[6:48:02 PM] Whitney: I think they forgot a scene on the green screen

[6:51:06 PM] Whitney: the black man is all scared

[6:51:11 PM] Whitney: he's like this isn't good

[6:51:23 PM] Whitney: and they're all like.. look there's your target if you hit it we might die.. if you don't hit it we all die

[6:51:26 PM] Whitney: brilliant logic there

[6:52:11 PM] Whitney: why is her jacket still white?

[6:52:23 PM] Whitney: oh wait.. cause she's hot

[6:52:29 PM] Whitney: I still stand by she has a decent scream

it's pitchy

[6:52:38 PM] Whitney: she'd make a great scream queen

[6:52:43 PM] Whitney: good scream.. hot

[6:52:43 PM] Whitney:now if only she can die correctly we're golden

Part 3:

[6:53:35 PM] Git R Done: How's the overall logic to the movie working for ya?

[6:53:41 PM] Whitney: there's logic?

[6:53:43 PM] Whitney: wait.. I missed that

[6:53:46 PM] Whitney: where?

[6:54:12 PM] Whitney: this evil thing is looking at me

[6:54:15 PM] Whitney: brilliant!

[6:54:31 PM] Git R Done: O.O

[6:54:37 PM] Git R Done: What evil thing?

[6:54:52 PM] Whitney: shockwave

[6:55:07 PM] Whitney: he screams like a Velociraptor from Jurassic park

shockwave reminds me.. of a giant octopus or squid eating a ship

[6:55:35 PM] Whitney: you know in like 20,000 leagues under the sea

[6:55:45 PM] Whitney: they should seriously take their shapes from sea creatures

[6:55:46 PM] Whitney: they'd be bad ass

[6:55:57 PM] Git R Done: I don't know if that's shockwave, I thought someone said it was him, but I'm just not sure

[6:56:07 PM] Whitney: I dunno

[6:56:08 PM] Whitney: but it's like a giant sea creature from the deeps

[6:56:19 PM] Whitney: and they should have more of them

[6:56:22 PM] Whitney: I love his mouth

[6:57:15 PM] Whitney: oohs

[6:57:17 PM] Whitney: optimus is down

[6:57:22 PM] Whitney: that's right bitch.. fall

[6:57:32 PM] Git R Done: LMAO

[6:57:37 PM] Git R Done: You really dislike Rosie eh?

[6:57:43 PM] Whitney: what are you talking about

[6:57:45 PM] Whitney: she's awesome

[6:57:46 PM] Whitney: and hot

[6:57:49 PM] Whitney: did I mention that she's hot?

[6:57:49 PM] Whitney: I especially like the hair off to the side look

[6:58:11 PM] Whitney: it almost gives her a balding spot

[6:58:23 PM] Git R Done: Do you see what I mean by her acting improves during random parts of the movie, then gets shitty?

[6:58:28 PM] Whitney: uh huh

[6:58:30 PM] Whitney: it's epic

[6:58:35 PM] Whitney: where is miss fox when we need her most?

[6:58:42 PM] Whitney: why couldn't she have just banged michael and gotten it over with

[6:58:46 PM] Whitney: she did half the rest of the crew

[6:58:47 PM] Whitney: sheesh

[6:59:39 PM] Whitney: since when do robots spit?

[6:59:45 PM] Whitney: cause they don't salivate?

[6:59:53 PM] Whitney: they don't have mucuous glands

[7:00:05 PM] Git R Done: BITCH YES THEY DO!

[7:00:20 PM] Whitney: obvoiusly

[7:00:26 PM] Whitney: cause he's like salivating and gleeking

[7:01:03 PM] Whitney: oh god I want to shoot things now

[7:01:05 PM] Whitney: umm..

[7:01:07 PM] Whitney: yes my commentary?

[7:01:13 PM] Whitney: and the red white and blue?

[7:01:15 PM] Whitney: that is optimus prime

[7:01:17 PM] Whitney: ya baby

[7:01:24 PM] Git R Done: pew pew pew pewpewpewpewpewwwwwwwwwww pewpew pew!! BOOOM... PEWWWWW

[7:09:23 PM] Whitney: ok.. that wasn't shockwave

[7:09:27 PM] Whitney: cause they're going after shockwave now

[7:09:36 PM] Whitney: whatever that was.. it was the coolest zippy wormy thing every

Part 4:

[7:10:37 PM] Whitney: omg.. if shockwave gets killed by a bunch of humans

[7:10:39 PM] Whitney: that's sooooo sad

[7:10:41 PM] Whitney: for him

[7:11:46 PM] Git R Done: I know right? taken out by a bunch of little bitches

[7:11:56 PM] Git R Done: He'll never be able to hang out with his friends again

[7:12:09 PM] Whitney: lol no doubt

[7:12:18 PM] Whitney: I'd be to ashamed to show my face in public again

[7:12:23 PM] Whitney: I think it's why megatron is such a bitch

[7:13:35 PM] Whitney: take my flamey axe raaaaar

[7:13:38 PM] Whitney: oh nos it's to big

[7:14:14 PM] Git R Done: LMAO

[7:14:23 PM] Whitney: reiforcements fire!!!

[7:14:32 PM] Whitney: oh no, not the fire, you promised you wouldn't do that again

[7:14:35 PM] Whitney: it's to painful

[7:15:26 PM] Whitney: at least megan ran away when things were shooting at her

[7:15:28 PM] Whitney: oh nos.. not rosie

[7:15:38 PM] Whitney: she's like big lips hotness.. pfft bitch please I don't need to run

[7:15:47 PM] Whitney: they'll simmer in the heat that my hotness sets off

[7:17:04 PM] Whitney: oooh talking smack to the megatron

[7:17:12 PM] Whitney: he's like... oh shit the hot chick is right

[7:17:16 PM] Whitney: I am sentinal's bitch

[7:17:21 PM] Git R Done: He should of bitch slapped her

[7:17:27 PM] Whitney: gotta let me epeen getin the way of the epicness battle that I will lose in the end

[7:17:31 PM] Git R Done: fucking flee talking shit to him... wtf

[7:17:43 PM] Whitney: cause she's right

[7:17:45 PM] Whitney: and he knows it

[7:17:46 PM] Whitney: he's a bitch

[7:17:49 PM] Whitney: like.. such a bitch

[7:19:52 PM] Whitney: how is it that optimus was looking to sentinal

[7:19:57 PM] Whitney: and then megatron kicked sentinal's ass

[7:20:03 PM] Whitney: but optimus can kick megatrons ass

[7:20:26 PM] Whitney: I don't understand

[7:20:29 PM] Whitney: I obviously missed something

[7:20:33 PM] Whitney: zomg.. optimus is stumpy!

[7:20:35 PM] Whitney: yay for stumpy!

Part 5ish:

[7:21:29 PM] Git R Done: her clothing still white?

[7:21:35 PM] Whitney: ....

[7:21:36 PM] Whitney: shutup!

[7:21:40 PM] Whitney: it's scotch guard

[7:21:48 PM] Whitney: all over

[7:21:51 PM] Whitney: she liks rolls in that shit

[7:21:53 PM] Whitney: her face

[7:21:54 PM] Whitney: her hair

[7:21:57 PM] Whitney: and the makeup

[7:22:02 PM] Whitney: I've realized.. it's tattood on

[7:22:07 PM] Whitney: that's why it never gets unperfect

[7:22:36 PM] Whitney: and the american flag at the end

[7:22:37 PM] Git R Done: is it almost over?

[7:22:37 PM] Whitney: is awesome

[7:22:41 PM] Whitney: i like the black mens

[7:22:41 PM] Whitney: the tattered american flag still waving proudly

Omg that is priceless Pretty!

Can i addz you on skype?

Sure can:

Whitney (Pheno) Pinkbareback (Cause at one point she was a gay guy)

Yvette (Pretty) jamesdolce4ever (Cause James and Dolce belong together)

Ya they do!!

btw where did the privacy go? posting my convos with you and missing the best lines

LIES!

Sure can:

Whitney (Pheno) Pinkbareback (Cause at one point she was a gay guy)

Yvette (Pretty) jamesdolce4ever (Cause James and Dolce belong together)

Thanks pretty!

I'd add pheno but i don't know her as well so i'd feel odd

And there's more to this convo??? I wanna see more

Imma addding you now

Joe, what kind of question is that?! :

aaaand I would love to go out with Joe, if you ask me

I´ve always hated these black and white questions - like "who do you like more, your mother or your father?" or "which death to choose - drowning or burning?"

But I would not mind the from Joe

^Hey - keep the Joe 'love' to his own damn thread! It's spilling out all over this forum enough as it is - without it polluting my haven too!!!

ok, let´s sum it all up -

1. No

unicorns

2. No The-One-Who-Cannot-Be-Named

Adriana

3. No

Joe-love

4. No

unicorns

- because it was told more than once here

5. No Behati

with other guys than Baron

right?

and, by the way, great ava and how was your holiday?

How is our dear BaronofFratton doing?

^Doing fine my dear - what a pleasure to see your return!

Yes, I'm actually still on holiday - so my appearances here are somewhat sporadic at the moment. Currently in the UK until Friday, when I'll be off to Paris (with a weekend in Normandy for a wedding inbetween)... I note it's Haute Couture week in Paris - and that both Behati and Magdalena are currently there too.

Well, a man can dream can't he?

Baron, a man has to follow his dreams - best with a camera by his side!! I would SO envy you

Part 1:

Ok so I'm sitting here on Skype with Pheno and she's watching Transformers 3 .... her comments are priceless btw she has no idea I'm posting this.

Dammit I'm torn, how can I wrestle with watching this after the CGI robo-porn fuckfest, casual racism and completely unintelligible story of (nominally and figuratively) number 2 - but I really want to see Rosie pucker up, flick her hair lots and jump about a bit (slo-mo? Say it's so!). Yes, Fox should have just capitulated and sucked off said "director" and then I wouldn't be in such a quandry...

Regardless, it's never going to be as much fun as with pheno sat alongside me.

ok, let´s sum it all up -

1. No

unicorns

2. No The-One-Who-Cannot-Be-Named

Adriana

3. No

Joe-love

4. No

unicorns

- because it was told more than once here

5. No Behati

with other guys than Baron

right?

I'd also add no adulation of false-idols, and that if you're going to initiate a conversation here then you'd do well to read my reply and not just ignore it - and me - and just chat to somebody else instead... *cough*

Limerlight

what the Lovely Behati is thinking, while putting on her skivies lolllllllllllllllll

ok, let´s sum it all up -

1. No

unicorns

2. No The-One-Who-Cannot-Be-Named

Adriana

3. No

Joe-love

4. No

unicorns

- because it was told more than once here

5. No Behati

with other guys than Baron

right?

^That's about it - you know without such rules there'd be chaos?!

I'd also add no adulation of false-idols, and that if you're going to initiate a conversation here then you'd do well to read my reply and not just ignore it - and me - and just chat to somebody else instead... *cough*

Limerlight

now, if I EVER ignored your post, impossible ! I try to go here (to this wonderful place of yours) as much as I can, I´m sure you must have noticed dunno why, your thread almost always seems to be full of great conversations between different people

I´m sorry if I ever did such a horrenderous thing - not responding to you!

what are false idols exactly?

epic WIN

I don't know if you should :| ahhh that reminded me of this thread on tFS called "Model Behaviour" where more or less true gossips about models were posted. The first thread of it was the most 'juicy' one (I think the thread got divided into 4 parts now, but I'm not too sure) which had stories about Lera Sheremata and why her career didn't took off (girl's behaviour was so silly) and stories about Suvi Koponen and Vlada R. showing they are less innocent than they look

No, I haven't. I guess her apartment in New York? Because I think I've heard she has 5 houses :| one of them in Uruguay, if I'm not mistaken.

Yes, if I remember correctly.

http://forums.thefashionspot.com/f96/model...omes-69671.html

It's an amusing thread. Models like to put their own personal touch into their dwellings

I get the impression that models live in their own dream- or nervous! special world. I know an ex- NEXT model who now is publicist/consultant for artists- her Rolodex is really interesting and she knows all sorts of eccentric people.

^*Sigh* 'Twas ever thus... Of course oligarchs and minor European royalty (usually of the trumped-up 'fiefdom' type) have always made inroads too. And let's not forget athletes from heavily-endorsed sports.

But I like the models who hang-out with the rock stars (or photographers, male-models) - they look like the ones who are the most fun.

I'd love to see how many of the 1000 billionaires from Europe & North America managed to marry a model or an actress..

The models involved would probably transform into self-important queen of the universe types.. Sitting on charity boards..Giving away free bread to the serfs...Saving endangered species:)

I do agree with you about artists and so forth- for I, as Mr. White Collar they tend to be eccentric and amusing.

Joe, what kind of question is that?!

aaaand I would love to go out with Joe, if you ask me

As long as I can get back before midnight and you bring my dropped slipper shoe .

Hey, Baron , which would you rather date if you had to choose between Lady Gaga and Macy Gray? I heard some guys talking about it and one said Gaga because she was at least somewhat fit and the other said Macy because she had the weed . But its just a date I guess and doesn't have to go beyond that. I guess sometimes people can be good company when you give them a chance and sit and talk for awhile .

^Maybe - but it's a risk...

I don't know. Given that it's a date as opposed to a performance I suppose I'd have to go with Gaga - as Macy Gray has an incredibly annoying speaking voice. Plus, I get the impression that Gaga's 'weirdness' is contrived, and she's probably alright beneath that façade - whereas I suspect Macy Gray IS bonkers and, like I said, that's a risk!

But, as with Jennka, I'm intrigued by this out-of-the-blue question. What prompted it, and what would be your answer?

Not much to it. It was just a conversation I overheard on my travels. As to me, they both creep me out, but I guess since Gaga's seems to be an act I guess her then . But on to more pleasant prospects ...

I present you with an impossible question Baron!

A man once had two beer, he shared one with his wife who only drank wine, she in exchange traded the beer for wine to her father, but he only drank whiskey, so the father traded the beer and $15 to the man at the liquor store, the man at the liquor store pocketed the $15 and sold the beer for $5 to a young man.

The man came home and asked his wife how he bought his one of a kind special European beer at the liquor store that only sold north American beer.

The wife said: "you know I hate beer, but we can get drunk together now!"

The question is, do you know what type of wine she bought? She's of Argentinian descent, early to late 30's 5 foot 6, 150 pounds and has no kids.